THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Be not afraid of going slowly;
be only afraid of standing still
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
My screen door on the back of the house has
been falling apart now for years. Finally, I
decided to go over to Home Depot to pick up a
replacement. I have no pickup anymore, so they
wanted to charge me 35 dollars for delivery.
then they wanted to charge me 25 dollars to haul
the old door away, and then they wanted to charge
me 95 dollars to install the silly thing. Well,
a few years ago, I would have done such a project
my self. But of course, now, health issues don't make
it so easy. Anyways, to make a long story short,
the hole for the door didn't exactly fit right for
the door, and to make it right, the installer would
have to move a couple boards for a little adjustment
to make it work. And let me tell you, those guys, for
what little dab that they get paid? They aren't gonna
do any extras. So, there I am, a new screen door, laying
in the back yard. To their credit, Home depot did refund
my install costs. And the next day, I convinced my
neighbor to come over and help me finish the job.
If you are looking for some smart or cute comment at
the end of this rant, sorry, don't have one.
I will say tho, if you have other choices for installation?
Don't go to Home depot.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
part 8
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m041.html
a bit to the left
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m042.html
I was sad
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m043.html
traffic
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m044.html
what a way to go
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m045.html
father
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m046.html
communicating
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m047.html
thank u Jesus
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m048.html
Eddy
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m049.html
great accidents
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m050.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
the phone booth
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/061.html
scary
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/062.html
lucky
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/063.html
Tom Brokaw
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/064.html
doing it on the stairway
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/065.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
wind jammers
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd351.html
advice
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd352.html
nature lighting
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd353.html
One night a man has a dream that he died and went
to heaven.He sat next to another man on a bench and
began talking.Before long a beautiful redhead walks by.
"Man, I'd sure like to fuck that!"
"This is heaven, just take her behind the white cloud."
His new friend replied.So he takes her behind the cloud
and has the best lay of his life. When he gets back to the
bench he begins to tell the man all about it.
Then another hot lady walks by.
"Geez, I'd love to bang that!"
"Fine, just take her behind the white cloud."
He does, and returns back to the bench.
Another ten minutes goes by and another lady walks by.
"Excuse me for a moment, I have to get her!"
"OK, just remember to go behind the white cloud."
He gets back and sets down.
"This is great! But I really have to take a shit!"
"Go behind the white cloud" the guy replies.
He gets up and does a number.
"What do I wipe with?"
"Just use some of the white cloud" The man yells back.
Morning comes and the guy walks downstairs where his
wife has made him breakfast.
"I had the wildest dream last night!" He says to his wife.
"You're telling me! You fucked me three times,
shit on the pillow, and
wiped your ass with the sheets!"
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A man lying on his deathbed requested that his wife gather
up all his money and place it in the attic.
He would pick it up on his way out of this life.
Being the faithful, loving wife she had been for over
50 years, she did as she was told.
Soon the man died.
Weeks later, she remembered his request and
Went to the attic to see if he had followed through.
There in the same place where she had left it, was the money.
"I knew it," she exclaimed, "I should have put it in the basement.
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A couple I know were discussing their wallpaper,
which had just been hung.Dave was annoyed at Debby's
indifference to what he felt was a poor job.
"The problem is that I'm a perfectionist and you're not,"
he finally said to her."Exactly!" she replied. "That's why
you married me and I married you!"
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A little girl walks past her parents' room and sees them
doing the old in & out.
She says, "Daddy, what are you doing to Mommy?"
He says "I'm planting you a baby sister."
The next day when her father comes home, the little girl's
sitting on the doorstep crying.
He says "What's wrong?"
She says, "Remember last night you planted me a baby sister?
Well, when the mailman was here today, he ate her."
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A guy has been asking the prettiest girl in town for
a date and finally she agrees to go out with him. He
takes her to a nice restaurant, buys her a fancy dinner
with expensive wine and on the way home he pulls
over to the side of the road in a secluded spot.
They start necking and he's getting pretty excited.
He starts to reach under her skirt and she stops him,
saying she's a virgin and wants to
stay that way. "Well, OK," he says, "how a bout a blow job?"
"EEEEyyyyyyeeeewwwwwww!" she screams. "I'm not
putting that thing in my
mouth!" He says, "Well then, how about a hand job?"
"I've never done that," she says. "What do I have to do?"
"Well," he answers, "remember when you were a kid and you used to shake
up a Coke bottle and spray your brother with it?" She nods.
"Well, it's just like that." So he pulls it out and she grabs hold of
it and starts shaking it. A few seconds later, his head flops back on
the headrest, his eyes close, snot starts to run out of his nose, wax
blows out of his ears and he screams out in pain.
"What's wrong?!" she cries out.
"TAKE YOUR THUMB OFF OF THE END!
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Buffalo Bill
When Not To Clean your Glasses
http://www.buffaloschips.com/7815.htm
Where
http://www.buffaloschips.com/7816.htm
Where Croissants Come From
http://www.buffaloschips.com/7817.htm
Why Men Have Bikes
http://www.buffaloschips.com/7818.htm
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FUN PAGES
Dead Love
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41408&s=n
I Bought You A Redneck Mansion
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=40951&s=n
A Blonde Walks Into A Bank
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=5702&s=n
Death by Vending Machine
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41422&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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