THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Worrying only shows you
worst-case scenarios.
Hope presents possibilities
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
So, how was your weekend? In case you were wondering,
I didn't get those cinnamon rolls that I was talking
about the other day. But the "war department" did make
something just about as good. She made some chocolate
chip cookies, and then added just a touch of walnuts
to 'em. Let me tell you, those were the best cookies I
can remember in a long time. She cooked em just right.
Crunchy on the outside edge, and some how they were
still nice and soft in the center of it. Absolutely
cannot get any better than that! Turk the dog was upset
that he didn't get any of em. But unfortunately that
is how life goes sometimes. Other wise, we had a party to
go to which got cancelled on Friday. I'd made a great
big batch of cocktail mini meatballs in the crock pot
to take. So there were a lot of leftover meatballs.
We had family in for Sunday dinner, so we went through
them in pretty quick time. Other wise, there was not much
happening this weekend. But the good thing of it was that CMT
had a "Dukes of Hazaard" marathon weekend, one of my fav
shows, & Discovery channel was playing Man Vs Wild reruns all
Sunday night, and Tru tv was playing cops. So there
was good food to eat, and good things to watch on the
tube also. overall, it was a good weekend!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
gobble gobble
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how about it
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de...
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2 good reasons
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the needy
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re tired
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perfect
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redneck personals
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cat on a wire
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retirement village
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Top Gun - Music Video
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Elton John LIVE 12.11.1970 - 60 Years On
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case of the missing hare
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some people have too much time on their hands
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a great football play
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the copier
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
Chiquila
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Pamukkale in Turkey
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shoe styles
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There was a baby born in the hospital and he weighed
ten pounds. The odd thing about him was his body weighed
five pounds and his balls weighed five pounds. All the
nurses and even the doctor didn't know what to do with him.
Then, the chief surgeon walked in and asked what's wrong?
The head nurse replied, "We don't know what to do with
this baby boy." So the chief surgeon took one look and said,
"Well it's obvious that you should put him into a
mental institution." "Why?" asked the head nurse.
"Well," replied the chief surgeon, "take a look at him.
The boy is obviously half nuts."
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After a particularly long-winded Sunday service, the minister
approached a parishioner who had left during the sermon and
later returned."Where did you go?" asked the minister.
"To the barber for a haircut," said the man.
"Why didn't you do that before you came?" asked the minister.
"Well, I didn't need one then," said the man.
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I forget things, All the time.
Even important stuff, like my wife's birthday and our
anniversary. This year, I had an idea for solving my dilemma.
I set up an account with the florist, with instructions to
send flowers to my wife for every important event -- Mother's
Day, Valentine's, birthday, anniversary... even the anniversary
of our first date. And with each batch of flowers there was
a note: "From your loving husband."
Needless to say, I screwed it up.
On my wife's birthday, I walked in the door, noticed the
bouquet on the table, and promptly said...
"Nice flowers honey! Where'd you get 'em?"
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An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed
the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get
prepared for an emergency landing.
A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants if
everyone was buckled in and ready.
"All set back here, Captain," came the reply, "except one lawyer
who is still going around passing out business cards."
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The Pope had become very ill and was taken to many doctors,
none of whom could figure out how to cure him. Finally he was
brought to an old physician. After about an hour's examination
the physician came out and told the cardinals that he had some
good news and some bad news.
The bad news was that the pope had a rare disorder of the
testicles, which if left untreated, would be fatal. The good
news was that all the Pope had to do to be cured, was to have sex.
Well, this was not good news to the cardinals, who argued about
it at length. Finally they went to the Pope with the doctor and
explained the situation.
After some thought, the Pope stated, "I agree, but under four conditions."
The cardinals were amazed and there arose quite an uproar. Over
the noise a single voice asked, "And what are the four conditions?"
The room stilled. There was a long pause....
The Pope replied, "First the girl must be blind, so that she
cannot see with whom she is having sex.""Second, she must be deaf,
so that she cannot hear with whom she is having sex."
"And third, she must be mute so that if somehow she figures out
with whom she is having sex, she can tell no one."
After another long pause a voice arose and asked,
"And the fourth condition?"
The Pope replied, "Big tits."
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Q: What's a mad blackbird called?
A: A raven lunatic.
Q: What made the Boy Scout dizzy?
A: Too many good turns.
Q: What's served and never eaten?
A: A tennis ball
BUffalo bill
Finalized MTG Minutes
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First Day At The Rifle Range
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First IT Consultant
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Fishing Boat
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FUN Pages
Randy Moss Busted
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Popeye Cartoons
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Star Monger
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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