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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
One of the grocery stores has a bargain on Banquet
microwaveable peach and apple pies at two for a dollar.
I know that it isn't gourmet eating but a pie split in half
with a scoop of vanilla ice cream on it while it is still
steaming is definitely good eats and a great comfort
food in 5 minutes. I wish they had cherry ones too but
anyhow there is a bunch of both types along with beef
and chicken pot pies in the freezer along with a couple
of the larger Banquet Entrees that I like although they
stopped making the chicken and dumpling one that
was so good over rice. Although I do look at taste and
nutrition in a meal, there is nothing wrong with fast and
cheap as long as it tastes good. Sure I would be disappointed
if Christmas dinner was a banquet turkey and gravy dinner
but if you want hot turkey sandwiches and you don't want
to deal with 20 lbs of leftovers. Another quick meal that is
Eva's favorite is wa-ban which is Ramen and sandwiches.
Another benefit is that it doesn't heat the house up in
summer time, even though that hasn't been a problem
the past few days even though it got up to 71 degrees
today.
Tomorrow is the 9th year after the attack on America. If you
have any comments you would like to share send them in
and I'll put them in the scuttlebutt. If they involve any conspiracy
theories don't bother.
Enjoy the chips..... buffalo
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Vol 1870
Party of the First Part
BJ is getting off of work when he is met by a man at the
door who hands him a piece of paper.
BJ: A lawsuit! Let's see it reads....
I Katherine Lillian Kassity who should be of Guthrie
Oklahoma is suing BJ Cassady party of the first part
for unspecified damages due to grief given to Katherine
Lillian Kassity, party of the second part due to abandonment causing
much grief, stress, sleeplessness and discomfort.
BJ: What? Grief, stress?
BJ dials his cell....
Ring ring ring
Katie: Hello.
BJ: Katherine what is with the lawyer and the lawsuit?
Katie: Hrumpt! Who is this on the phone?
BJ: This is your father.
Katie: I have sniff sniff no father. I have been abandoned.
To be continued
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