Plants gone potty!: [PostmansCorner] The Postman's Corner!

Mary: So this really drunk, obnoxious guy kept
bothering me at the party last weekend.
Jill: What happened?
Mary: Well, he cornered me, pulled his thing
out of his pants, and asked me, "Do you want to
suck it?"
Jill: Ohmigod! What did you do?
Mary: Well, I think I handled it pretty well. I
just said, "No, you Go ahead. You don't have
enough to share."
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Tim and Nancy lived in Wasilla, Alaska. Right
downtown. Their house was literally right
downtown. But they had no indoor plumbing. They
did, however, have an outhouse. The older Tim
got, though, the further away it seemed to get.
One night, he decided to just skip the trip.
Instead, he decided to just relieve himself right
there off the front porch.
Nancy was pretty pissed about his decision. "Tim,
you moron. Our neighbors can see you when you do
that, you know."
"It's dark out" said Tim, "they can't see me."
"Of course they can" explained Nancy, "you're
silhouetted against the porch light and they can
tell what you're doing."
He'd not given it THAT much thought, so he
promised his wife he'd not do it again.
Not too many nights later, though, it turned
bitterly cold. Right in the middle of the night
he had to piss like a race horse. He got up, put
on his slippers, and headed out of the bedroom to
do his business.
He was back in two shakes (so to speak). His
wife, suspicious as wives are apt to be, said,
"You weren't gone very long."
"That's right."
"You went off the porch again, didn't you?"
"Yes, I did."
"We had a talk about this, remember? The
neighbours can see you. They'll know it was you
and what you were doing out there. Aren't you the
least bit embarrassed?"
"Naw, they won't know it's me! This time I was squatting down!"
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Little Johnny drew a fly on the class grade book.
It looked so realistic, that when Miss Baker saw
the fly sitting on the notebook, she slammed it
with a ruler. The fly didn't fly away. So she
slammed the book once again, again the fly didn't
fly away.
This drove Miss Baker really mad, so she started
to pound the book with the ruler and, as a
result, the grade book became a bunch of torn
sheets of paper. With the class laughing, she
realized what had happened. Then Miss Baker
called Little Johnny's father to school.
"You see what your son did to our class grade book?" she said.
"That's nothing." replied the father. "Last
month, he drew a naked woman on a fence and for
two weeks straight I was pulling splinters out of
my dick."
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A tourist guide in Italy was showing the Coliseum
in Rome to a group of American tourists. After
saying that it was built 2,000 years ago, he
added, "Certain parts have crumbled, but
otherwise nothing has been touched, altered, and
replaced in all those years."
"Wow," said one woman, "they must have the same landlord I have."
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

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