THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Laughter is the best medicine - unless you're diabetic,
then insulin comes pretty high on the list.
~Jasper Carrott
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
After more than 40 years the Viet Nam Veterans
of the United States of America raised a phenomenal
amount of money to memorialize another one of Hollywood 's
loyal American citizens who went out of her way to aid and
abet the enemy and congratulate them on their treatment
of US. POW's This memorial says it all!
good ole Jane Fonda, god rest her soul
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
hybernating
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no more
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piranah
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impressive
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good
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candles
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she is truthful
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not experienced
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my wife
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time for your bath
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Of Fox And Hounds - Warner Bros (1940)
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Pussyfoot e Marc Antony
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Waking Up Is Hard To Do
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Amazing dog dancing merengue
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Old people RULE!
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my all time favorite
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dog prayer
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GUESS which one is the wife?
POWER POINT DISPLAYs
the blue train, the pride of Africa
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she's a hottie
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juke box
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GOD
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Sal: "You get along so well with just everybody -
how do you do it?"
Nat: "It's easy: I never disagree with anyone,
no matter what."
Sal: "Oh, that's impossible!"
Nat: "You're absolutely right."
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The Pope was having a shower.
Although he's very strict about celibacy he occasionally
felt he needed to exercise the Papal wrist, and this
happened to be one of those occasions. Just as he reached the
Papal climax he saw a photographer taking a picture of the Holy
seed flying through the air. 'Hold on a minute!',said the Pope,
'You can't do that - you'll destroy the reputation of the Church!'
'This is my big lottery win,' said the photographer,
'I'll be financially secure for life with these photos!'
So the Pope offered to buy the camera from the photographer.
After much negotiation they eventually settled on a figure of
2,000,000 Euros. The Pope clothed himself and headed off to destroy the
images on the camera. Along the vast
Vatican hallways he bumped into his personal housekeeper.
Being a bit of a photography buff she noticed the camera and said,
That looks like a
really expensive digital SLR camera, how much did it cost you?'
Not being one to lie the Pope replied,'... two million Euros...'
''TWO MILLION EUROS!' replied the housekeeper.
'They must have seen you coming!'
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A friend of mine just started his own business, making landmines that
look like prayer rugs. It's doing well. He says Prophets are going
through the roof.
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Sherry, the pert and pretty Nurse
took her troubles to a resident psychiatrist in
the hospital where she worked.
"Doctor, you must help me." she pleaded.
"It's gotten so that every time I date one of the
young doctors here, I end up in bed with him.
And then afterward, I feel guilty and depressed for a week."
"I see."nodded the psychiatrist.
"And you want me to strengthen your will power and resolve
so you have the morals to quit going to bed with doctors?"
"For Heaven's sake, no!" exclaimed the Nurse.
"I want you to fix it
so I won't feel guilty and depressed afterwards."
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Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin,
the other went out looking for a bear. He soon found a huge
bear, shot at it but only wounded it. When the enraged bear
charged toward him, he dropped his rifle and started running
for the cabin as fast as he could. He ran pretty fast but the
bear was just a little faster and gained on him with every step.
Just as he reached the open cabin door, he tripped and fell flat.
Too close behind to stop, the bear tripped over him and went
rolling into the cabin. The man jumped up, closed the cabin door
and yelled to his friend inside, "You skin this one while I go
and get another!"
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When a customer slid into the barber chair, the barber asked him how he
wanted his hair cut.
"Make it short," the customer replied, "with a bare patch above my left
ear, but longer on the right side so that it covers my right ear. I also
want my left sideburn above my left ear and the right sideburn below my
right ear."
The barber looked puzzled and said, "I don't think I can do that."
The customer replied, "I don't know why not--that's the way you cut it
the last time I was here!"
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Come Back Lines
Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."
Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."
BUFFALO BILL
Denmark News
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Dont Point
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Taliban Singles
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Gas
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FUN PAGES
Yahoo Tennis
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Sprill and Ritchie: Adventures in Time
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Paper Airplane Guinness Record
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Elephant Whales
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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