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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
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name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
Now that we have the extra party days out of the way, let's
see who we know that was born this month.
September
1. Gloria Estefan, Lily Tomlin
2. Terry Bradshaw, Keanu Reeves, Luis Gonzalez
3. Charlie Sheehan
4. Mike Piazza, Tom Watson
5. Jesse James, Bob Newhart
6. Jane Curtin, Swoozie Kurtz
7. Devon Sawa, Buddy Holly, Sonny Gutin
8. Peter Sellers, Patsy Cline, TC Reno
9. Adam Sandler, Hugh Grant, Michael Keaton
10. Arnold Palmer, Joyce Adams, Pat Kinnan
11. Harry Connick Jr., Brian DePalma
12. Jesse Owens, Maurice Chevalier, Samantha in Boston
13. Jacqueline Bisset, Mel Torme
14. Joey Heatherton
15. Dan Marino, Tommy Lee Jones, Oliver Stone
16. Lauren Bacall, B. B. King
17. Anne Bancroft, John Ritter
18. Scotty Bowman, Ryne Sandberg, Gayle Hangen
19. Joan Lunden, Jim Abbott, Maurice Byers
20. Sophia Loren, Dr. Joyce Brothers
21. Ricki Lake, Stephen King, Larry Hagman
22. Tommy Lasorda, Joan Jett, Ed Halterman
23. Bruce Springsteen, Jason Alexander, Barbara Christjansen
24. F. Scott Fitzgerald, Linda McCartney, Mean Joe Greene
25. Scottie Pippen, Heather Locklear, Will Smith
26. Linda Hamilton, Oliva Newton-John
27. Mike Schmidt, Meat Loaf
28. Janeane Garofalo, Ed Sullivan
29. Bryant Gumbel, Madeline Kahn
30. Truman Capote, Angie Dickinson, Claude Rock
Sat here and watched some old videos on YouTube this morning
and Eva wandered over to listen to We Will Rock You by Queen
which Eva know all of the words to and likes to clap along. She
was really disappointed that Radio GaGa Had nothing to do
with Lady Gaga.
Enjoy The chips .. buffalo
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No man ever made love to a woman
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Remember you are known by the idiot you accompany.
Don't imagine you can change a man -
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What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?
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So many men - so many reasons not to sleep
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If they can put a man on the moon - they should
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Tell him you're not his type - you have a pulse.
Never let your man's mind wander - its too
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Go for younger men. You might as well -
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If he asks what sort of books you're interested in,
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A man's idea of serious commitment is usually,
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Women sleep with men who, if they were women,
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Remember a sense of humor does not mean that
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A Priest walks into a bar to use the restroom. He walks
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There once was a man named Mike.
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But that's the size that I like"
There once was a woman from Hoboken,
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Fidel dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells
him that he is not on the list and that no way, no how,
does he belong in heaven. Fidel must go to hell.
So Fidel goes to hell where Satan gives him a hearty welcome and
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