THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
I did want to take a moment to thank all of
you for the get "well wish emails." (my mailbox
is overflowing with thousands of such emails.)
Plz forgive me if I do not respond to each and
every one of them. Let me just take a moment
here to acknowledge all of them collectively and
thank you all. It is good to be missed.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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HAPPY LABOR DAY!!!
We hope you all have a relaxing day!
THE COMICS
sex in the park
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m011.html
pee stop
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m012.html
in love
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m013.html
business
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m014.html
which one
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m015.html
lawyer advice
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m016.html
not you
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m017.html
what do you mean
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m018.html
not a hold up
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m019.html
a mistake
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m020.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
the blind date
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/043.html
gamers
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/044.html
firing squad
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/045.html
its a canadian game
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/046.html
Cops TV Show - ROUGH Arrests
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/047.html
Hot Casing Down BRA!!!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/048.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
Africa-Kenya
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd342.html
Great pool...check the view
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd343.html
too much to drink
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd344.html
He sees a beautiful, well-dressed woman sitting on a bar
stool alone. He walks up to her and says, "Hi there,
how's it going tonight?" She turns to him, looks him
straight in the eyes and says, "I'll screw anybody at
anytime, anywhere -- your place or my place, it doesn't
matter to me." The guy raises his eyebrows and says...
"No shit, what law firm do you work for?"
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Two young men from up in Minnesota were looking at a Sears
catalog and admiring the models. Ole says to the Sven
"Have you seen the beautiful girls in this catalog?"
Sven replies, "Yes, they are very beautiful. And look
at the price!" Ole says, with wide eyes, "Wow, they aren't
very expensive. At this price, I'm buying one."
Sven smiles and pats him on the back, "Good idea! Order one
and if she's as beautiful as she is in the catalog, I will
get one too." Three weeks later, Sven asks his friend Ole,
"Did you ever receive the girl you ordered from the Sears
catalog?" Ole replies, "No, but it shouldn't be long now.
I got her clothes yesterday!"
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Two senior citizens were bragging about their sex lives in
the elderly homes. "Can you still do it? I have sex with my
wife twice a week. How many can you do?" "Oh, I do it almost
every night of the week!" "Almost every night!!?????"
"Yup! Monday, almost. Tuesday, almost. Wednesday,............"
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These three guys are sitting at a bar arguing which one
has the ugliest wife. The conversation begins to get heated
to the point of the barkeeper telling them to get the hell
out or shut up! In fact he says, "why don't you settle it
once and for all and just visit each others house and
decide for yourselves..." Damn Good idea they agree, finish
their drinks and make off for the first guys house.
Upon arriving he bangs on his door and the wife answers,
she's not pretty and he turns to collect the bet from the
other two. Not so fast says the second, I got that beat.
And off they go to his house... He bangs on the door and his
wife comes to answer the door opens and all three
step back in fright, she's damn ugly. He asks to collect
the bet but the third guy says sorry I've got you both beat.
He goes to his house and walks right in, there's no sign of
anyone around. He stomps his foot on the trap door in the floor
and they all hear this voice say "Is that you honey?"
"Yeah it's me," he says. "Do you want me to come out?" she asks
"Yes please," he says. "Should I put the bag on my head?" she asks.
He says, "No. I don't want to fuck you, I just want to show you off!"
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FUN PAGES
Cradle of Rome
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41694&s=n
Fat Fun
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41411&s=n
Free To a Loving Home
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=29702&s=n
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BUFFALO BILL
To All Sports Loving Men This Guy Is a Genuis
http://www.buffaloschips.com/6255.htm
Toilet Seat Sign
http://www.buffaloschips.com/6256.htm
Tom Mabe
http://www.buffaloschips.com/6257.htm
THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROOM:
Martin aka the postman
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