Adult Adult
Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
Party on
dudes and Ms. Nutt was the first telephone operator.
1 Emma M. Nutt Day
2 National Beheading Day
3 Skyscraper Day
4 Newspaper Carrier Day
5 Cheese Pizza Day
6 Fight Procrastination Day
6 Read a Book Day
7 Neither Rain nor Snow Day
8 Pardon Day
9 Teddy Bear Day
10 Sewing Machine Day
10 Swap Ideas Day
11 Make Your Bed Day
11 No News is Good News Day
12 Chocolate Milk Shake Day
13 Defy Superstition Day
13 Fortune Cookie Day
13 National Peanut Day
14 National Cream-Filled Donut Day
15 Make a Hat Day
15 Felt Hat Day
16 Collect Rocks Day
16 Step Family Day
16 National Play Doh Day
17 National Apple Dumpling Day
18 National Cheeseburger Day
19 International Talk Like A Pirate Day
19 National Butterscotch Pudding Day
19 POW/MIA Recognition Day
20 National Punch Day
21 Miniature Golf Day
21 World Gratitude Day
22 Business Women's Day
22 Elephant Appreciation Day
23 Checkers Day
23 Dog in Politics Day
24 National Cherries Jubilee Day
25 National Comic Book Day
26 Johnny Appleseed Day
27 Crush a Can Day
27 International Rabbit Day
28 Ask a Stupid Question Day
29 Confucius Day
30 National Mud Pack Day
Enjoy the Chips .. buffalo
A newsletter you may enjoy
BREAKING NEWS !!
READ ALL ABOUT IT-
There is a Booming Group on the Internet.
Music-Music is what you get.
Come one come all. Join the fun have a ball.
No dress code is required.
Come as you are-even the retired.
You got Music in your soul?
We welcome the young or old
Country,boogie, blues or sad.
Come on join us- you'll be glad!!!
oldblueweaselnew-subscribe@yahoogroups.com
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Please visit our Sponsor
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hoveround has been helping people regain their mobility for over 17
years and we want to help you get your independence back. We
believe that everyone should be free to get out and explore the
world, even if they're on a tight budget.
Did you know that 9 out of 10 Hoveround owners got their power
wheelchair at little to no cost*? It's true! There are no claim
forms to fill out and no upfront costs if you qualify.
Get your Complimentary Information Kit here:
http://buffaloschips.com/hove
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Little Johnny Chips
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Little Johnny and his grandfather have gone fishing.
After a while grandpa gets thirsty and opens up his cooler for some
beer.
Little Johnny asks, "Grandpa, can I have some beer too?"
"Can you stick your penis in your asshole?" grandpa asked back.
"No."
"Well, then you're not big enough."
Grandpa then takes out a cigarette and lights up. Little Johnny
sees this and asks for a cigarette.
"Can you stick your penis in your asshole?" grandpa asked again.
"No."
"Well, then you're not big enough."
Little Johnny gets upset and pulls out some cookies.
His grandfather says, "Hey, those cookies look good, can I have
some?"
Little Johnny asks, "Can you stick your penis in your asshole?"
Grandpa looks at Johnny and senses his trick, so he says, "Well of
course I can, I'm big enough."
Little Johnny then says, "Well, then go fuck yourself, these are my
cookies."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Toon Chips For Those Who Can't Wait
ceremony
http://www.buffaloschips.com/jghdkgjdfg.htm
champagne
http://www.buffaloschips.com/kbjkcvbvck,b.htm
charm toon
http://www.buffaloschips.com/kjfkljlkg.htm
charmin
http://www.buffaloschips.com/jhkljfgklg.htm
cheap
http://www.buffaloschips.com/knflkd.htm
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Drink Chips
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Carl is talking to a girl in a New York City bar, he says, "Can I
get you a drink?
The girl replies; "Certainly"
Carl asks: "What would you like?"
The girl says, "Champagne."
Carl says "Why Champagne?"
The girl says, "Because when I drink champagne I imagine I am a
goddess on the Nile, draped in a long robe, relaxing peacefully,
with servants fanning me and dropping peeled grapes into my mouth."
Curious Carl asks, "What if I just buy you a draft beer?"
The girl replies, "I'll cut wet farts all night."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I'd like to personally invite you to be a part of the most
comprehensive diabetes community on the web.
DiabeticConnect.com was designed by people who understand what it's
like to deal with the challenges of living with diabetes every day.
We've made it easy to:
Share recipes, advice, and product reviews
Read the latest diabetes news
Watch informative diabetes videos
Connect with new friends who understand diabetes
http://buffaloschips.com/dibcon
Join Now, It's free and you may receive a free glucose meter
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Short Chips
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Bobby's mother had been away for a few weeks and was questioning her
small son about events during her absence. "Well," said the boy,
"one night we had an awful thunderstorm. It was so bad that I got
scared, and so Daddy and me slept together." "Bobby," said Sandrine,
the boy's pretty French au pair, "you mean 'Daddy and I." "No, I
don't," exclaimed Bobby. "That was last Thursday. The storm was on
Monday night."
A buxom actress fainted right in the middle of her act on the
stage. Four men carried her from the stage, two
abreast.
I remember watching "You Bet Your Life". The female guest was from
Buffalo. She was asked about her family. She said she had 17
children. He asked her what her husband did for a living. She said
he operated an automated screwing machine. Groucho just turned and
looked at the camera, remaining silent. She had said explained
enough.
Stan Kegel
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The Optic 1050 binoculars with up to 1000X magnification will allow
you to see objects up to 35 miles away! They're great for
vacationing, sporting events, bird watching, and more. These super
lightweight binoculars include features such as:
Wide-angle viewing
Shatterproof lenses
Soft rubber eye cups
Comfort neck strap
Center focusing wheel
http://buffaloschips.com/opti
Only $29.95+s/h. Plus you'll receive the bonus Spy Scope & carrying
case!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sheep Chips
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A guy, a sheep, and a dog were survivors of a terrible
shipwreck. They found themselves stranded on a desert
island. After being there awhile, they got into the habit
of going to the beach every evening to watch the sun
go down.
One particular evening, the sky was red with beautiful
cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle; a
perfect night for romance. As they sat there, the sheep
started looking better and better to the man.
Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm
around it. The dog got jealous, growling fiercely until
the man took his arm from around the sheep.
After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the
sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.
A few weeks passed by, and lo and behold, there was
another shipwreck. The only survivor was a beautiful
young woman, the most beautiful woman the guy
had ever seen. She was in a pretty bad way when they
rescued her, and they slowly nursed her back to health.
When the young maiden was well enough, they
introduced her to their evening beach ritual. It was
another beautiful evening, red sky, cirrus clouds, a
warm and gentle breeze; perfect for a night of romance.
Pretty soon, the guy started to get 'those feelings' again.
He fought them as long as he could, but he finally gave
in, cautiously leaned over to the young woman, and
whispered in her ear...
"Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?"
Randy
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Superfood Recipes For Diabetics
Are you a Diabetic, struggling with your diet? These Superfoods have
been specially selected to help you beat Diabetes.
Get Yours Now! - Copy and paste the link below into your browser's
address bar:
http://buffaloschips.com/sufood
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Artificial Chips
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
One of my wife's friends is a lesbian. One day we got to talking
and I asked her did she ever wonder what it would be like to have
children. She said it was the one thing she regretted about her
sexual orientation, that she might never be a mother.
She's a stunning looking lady, and I said slyly that if she ever
wanted to be impregnated I'd be happy to help out, purely
altruistically, of course.
She shot me a mega-death stare, and told me with a curling lip that
if she ever decided to reproduce, it would be by artificial
insemination.
"No problem," I replied, "If you want artificial, I'll tell you I
love you."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Timeshares can be a huge drain during these
difficult economic times.
Get paid top dollar for your unused property today!
Rent or sell that cash cow today...
Our agents are helpful and friendly!
We give your time share maximum exposure..
http://buffaloschips.com/tshare
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LynnLynn's Links
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
If You haven't joined LynnLynn's mailing List yet, send a blank
e-mail to LynnLynns-links-subscribe@Yahoogroups.com
*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+
Subscribers and Friends
Melva/The Light
http://silverandgoldandthee.net/Insp/A/Li.html
Carol w/ Omen
http://www.carolspoetry.com/omen.html
Self Talk
http://www.ShangralaFamilyFun.com/BibleStudy/selftalk.html
My Sweet Sam
http://www.reflectionsofsouthbreeze.com/Pages/mysweetsam.htm
*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+
Now It's Your Turn To SCOOP UP some cash.
Wireless companies have accidentally stumbled and "opened up" an
impressive income opportunity to grab during the worst economy we've
seen in over 50 years.
And here's everything they don't want you to know...
http://buffaloschips.com/scoop
*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+
Surfin Surfari
WALL BUILDERS - True American Founding Father's History!
http://www.wallbuilders.com/
Print USA Flag
http://printourflag.tripod.com/
Extreme Noodling
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/noodling.html
Extreme Camping
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/camp.html
*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+
Okay, everyone is telling me that I'm an insane millionaire who must
have gone absolutely crazy for doing this today and tomorrow,
especially on Thankgiving of all days, but I don't care anymore
because I think it's just the right thing to do.
Okay, let me catch my breathe while I type this because you're not
going to believe this...First off, thank you so much for taking a
minute to read this, my name is Justin Blake, and I'm a millionaire
that was dared to do something insane tonight and tomorrow morning,
and if you're interested in knowing what it is then read below, but
you'll need to hurry because you may only have a few minutes to take
advantage of this:
As part of an insane marketing test, I'm giving away my Online
Business Kit, but I'm only giving it away this today and tomorrow
morning.....so you need to get your copy today if you want one.
Press here to get your copy:
http://buffaloschips.com/kit
*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+
Tech Talk ( Computers and Web-tv)
Google Browser
http://www.google.com/chrome .
Intro to Linux
http://www.tldp.org/LDP/intro-linux/html/
Linux How - Tos Via Wesley
http://tinyurl.com/akf58o
*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+
Listen, you will have no one but yourself to blame if you don't go
on an intimate date this weekend with a beautiful single woman or
man! NO ONE BUT YOURSELF TO BLAME!!!
Why will we blame you? Because we are giving away memberships to our
ADULTS ONLY dating community this week....and you can get one right
now for no cost...but we will not be giving them away forever.
PRESS HERE to meet single women or men this week for an intimate
date:
http://buffaloschips.com/date
*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+
Animal World
Carolyn w/ Talking Dogs
http://carolynspreciousmemories.com/Fun/TalkingDogs.html
Bucky and The Beagle
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/visitor.html
*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+
We understand that you may have accidentally deleted important
documents, pictures, or other various files from your computer that
you thought you could never get back.
Well, we wanted to let you know that you can easily get your deleted
pictures, documents, or files back today using a program called File
R/D.
You can easily try File R/D right now, for no cost, to run a -free-
analysis scan that will allow you to view deleted pictures, files,
documents, etc... Once you have complete the -free- analysis scan
you will be amazed by what you see! In fact, you will even see what
other people have deleted from your computer.
Once the scanning is complete you will have full control over which
files you want to recover.
Press here to run the -free- analysis scan:
http://buffaloschips.com/restore
*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+
Movie Links
Swan
http://www.buffaloschips.com/sdkjhsk.htm
Texas Shoot Out
http://www.buffaloschips.com/sdksk.htm
Things Men Will Do For A Cold Beer
http://www.buffaloschips.com/dssjssd.htm
What It Feels Like Owning Stock In 2008
http://www.buffaloschips.com/jhkjhk.htm
Workout Bra
http://www.buffaloschips.com/asdksdk.htm
Parent VS Kids
http://www.buffaloschips.com/dsfsdj.htm
Parking 1
http://www.buffaloschips.com/sdfsd.htm
Parking 2
http://www.buffaloschips.com/asddsas.htm
Parking3
http://www.buffaloschips.com/gdfgds.htm
Peeling
http://www.buffaloschips.com/dsfasd.htm
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Cinderella Chips
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Cinderella is sitting home, crying. A fairy flies by and hears the
crying, so he decides to check it out. He goes in and asks
Cinderella: "Why are you crying?" "Others are at the ball, but I
can't go there!" "Why?" "I'm having my period" "Others have periods
too, but they are at the ball?" "Yes, but I don't have a tampon!" So
the fairy gives Cinderella a golden tampon, packed in a silver box.
Even Cinderella's mother doesn't have so beautiful tampons. So
Cinderella goes to the ball. Later that night, past midnight,
Cinderella comes home, her legs spread wide open, like she has given
birth to five babies. The same fairy happens to see her and asks,
what happened? "You didn't tell me that when it's midnight it will
turn into a pumpkin!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Toon Chips
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
How To Talk To Hot Women
I must admit, a woman is a mans best friend.
While I was in college, I did the typical guy thing.
Went to bars, and tried to hang out with chicks; but actually
talking to them was another story. When I was fortunate enough to
finally score, it was guaranteed embarrassment. Thats what brought
me to this site. Not knowing how to carry on a convo cant be the
most popular thing among them. Now that Ive tried how to talk 2 hot
women, actually talking is no longer my biggest worry. Will she be
able to handle this my monster confidence? Thats what I ask myself
now. Thank You ! Jeff, Phoenix, AZ
Visit site->
http://buffaloschips.com/hotwo
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Limerick Chips
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
There was a young lady named Hall
Wore a newspaper dress to a ball.
The dress caught on fire,
And burned her entire,
Front page, sporting section, and all.
* ********************************************** *
Jack and Jill went up the hill
And planned to do some kissing.
Jack made a pass,
and grabbed her ass;
And now his two front teeth are missing.
* ******************************************** *
There was an old spinster called Maude
At whom everyone laughed and guffawed;
Until handsome young Bert,
Noticed a tent in her skirt,
Which revealed she was really a Claude.
Yer Hillbilly friend in TN...
Ross
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
It's our Best BOGO offer yet!
Buy 250 Business Cards, Get 250 More FREE!
http://buffaloschips.com/busca
Choose which Business Cards is best for you.
Premium Business Cards
250 Start at $19.99
NOW - Buy 250 for $3.99 and Get 250 more FREE!
That 500 Premium Business Cards for just $3.99!
http://buffaloschips.com/busca
Folded Business Cards
250 Start at $29.99
NOW - Buy 250 for $14.99 and Get 250 more FREE!
That 500 Folded Business Cards for just $14.99!
http://buffaloschips.com/busca
Recycled Business Cards
250 Start at $34.99
NOW - Buy 250 for $17.50 and Get 250 more FREE!
That 500 Recycled Business Cards for just $17.99!
http://buffaloschips.com/busca
Vertical Business Cards
250 Start at $19.99
NOW - Buy 250 for $3.99 Get 250 more FREE!
That 500 Recycled Business Cards for just $3.99!
http://buffaloschips.com/busca
This sale is here today, gone tomorrow. Order now!
Dont delay. Get 2x the business cards today!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Parting Chips
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A woman takes her 4 year old son in for his yearly
well child visit to The doctor. The doctor asks the
little boy, "Do you know your name?"
He tells her, "Yes my name is Timmy."
"And Timmy, do you know your mom's name?"
"Yes her name is Mommy," said Timmy.
"And what is Mommy's real name?"
And little Timmy says, "it's Tammy."
"That is great," the doctor told Timmy. Then the doctor
asked, "And what is your daddy's name?"
Timmy said, "it is daddy."
Finally the doctor asked, "And what does mommy call him?"
Timmy looked up innocently and replied, "Asshole."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Create A Permanent Bond To Any Surface Instantly
UGlu is an industrial adhesive with the convenience of tape. Sticks
permanently like glue, but removes easily without residue or mess.
Now you can easily transform a room with crown molding, char rails
and picture all without using nails.
Limited time offer so act now.
Click the link below for more information:
http://buffaloschips.com/gluu
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Katie's Komfort Kolumn - Written By BJ Cassady
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Adult Adult Adult
Remember 9/11/01
Regarding any problems unsubscribing this mailing list
In accordance with the 2004 Can-Spam act you can contact me at:
William Brabant
711 Pine Street Apt.1
Sault Ste Marie Michigan 49783
To unsubscribe send a blank e-mail to Buffalos-adult-jokes-unsubscribe@egroups.com
Compilation and narrative copyright 2002 by william Brabant
No comments:
Post a Comment