THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
People are like stained-glass windows.
They sparkle and shine when the sun is out,
but when the darkness sets in, their true beauty
is revealed only if there is a light from within.
Elizabeth Kubler Ross
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
I heard we had a problem with the links yesterday.
apparently there were three movies that did
not play properly. I can't tell when they don't work
from here so I have to rely on someone letting me
know. if nobody says anything, I can't resolve it.
I think they all work
in this edition. However, if you experience
any difficulty with them, let me know. I cannot
always tell from here if they are broken.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
culture
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n051.html
the Burka for men
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n052.html
phone for seniors
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n053.html
the dentist
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n054.html
stop complaining
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n055.html
a lawyer and a butcher
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n056.html
a dog
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n057.html
caveman
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n058.html
assurance
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n059.html
gay
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n060.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
heads up
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/109.html
hostage taker
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/110.html
in 1942
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/111.html
fairy tale ending
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/112.html
spring
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/113.html
don't forget
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/114.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
Jaquelin
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd374.html
Nessa
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd375.html
adult perception test
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd376.html
"What did Father say when he learned you're pregnant?"
asked Little Mary's mother.
Little Mary answered, "Should I leave out the profanity?"
"Yes, of course!" Mary's mom replied.
"Nothing."
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During sex my girlfriend suffers from temporary
paralysis from the waist down. Whenever i put my
dick in her she never feels a thing. So i decided
we should got to a doctor. Reluctantly my girlfriend
agreed, and came along with me. The doctor asked
her, "Do you know if this runs in the family?"
My girlfriend replied. "I don't think so. It never
happens when I'm
with his brothers or his friends."
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Three married guys die and meet St. Peter at the
pearly gates. Peter asks the first guy, "Did you ever
cheat on your wife?" The gut answers truthfully,
"Every chance I got." Peter then points to two
doors and says to enter the second one. "
He turns to the second guy asking him the same
question. "A couple of times," the guy mutters. Peter
tells him to take door two. Peter asks the third guy,
"Did you ever cheat on your wife?" The guy
thinks for about five seconds and says, "Well, yes.
You see I was in this saloon in Texas and noticed that
they had only one cowgirl working there to take care
of all the guys. I asked the bartender how come, and
he said 'Well, that's all we need. That filly can
suck a baseball bat through a garden hose. So that's
when I cheated on my wife".
Peter then told the guy to enter door number one.
The guy asks, "What's the deal? You sent the others
to door number two?"
Peter says, "Yes, and they're both going to Hell.........
But you and I are going to Texas!"
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A woman out driving with her husband was speeding
along at about sixty MPH (in a 50 MPH zone) when a
motorcycle cop appeared along-
ide and indicated for her to pull over.
The cop looked at her and said, "I'm going to put
you down for fifty-five."
The woman turned to her husband.
"See! I told you this dress makes me look old."
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One day while a man was working he cut off the end of
his finger while panicking he calls his wife and says,
"Honey, I need to go to the hospital. I cut off my finger."
The wife replies "Your whole finger?"
The man replies "No, the one next to it."
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Q. What's the difference between erotic and kinky?
A. Erotic is when you use a feather. Kinky is when you use the
whole chicken.
Q. What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
A. Hump-me Dump-me.
Q. Why don't men fake orgasm?
A. Cuz no man would pull those faces on purpose.
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BUFFALO BILL
col sanders
http://www.buffaloschips.com/gjkfgjdflkgjfd.htm
cold
http://www.buffaloschips.com/jghjkdfgjkdlfg.htm
cold as
http://www.buffaloschips.com/jksdfhkdgfd.htm
cold as ice
http://www.buffaloschips.com/kjfdklgjfklgf.htm
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FUN PAGES
Super Stacker 2
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41904&s=n
Superman Cartoons
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=35700&s=n
Mr. Bean
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=20497&s=n
Thirsty Eyes
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41429&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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