THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
"No man is entitled to the blessings of
freedom unless he be vigilant in
its preservation."
Douglas MacArthur
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
I am perplexed that so many of my friends are
against a mosque being built near Ground Zero.
I think it should be the goal of every American
to be tolerant. The mosque should be allowed, in
an effort to promote tolerance. That is why I also
propose that two gay night-clubs be opened next-door
to the mosque, thereby promoting tolerance within
the mosque. We could call the Clubs "The Turban Cowboy"
and "You Mecca Me So Hot". Next door should be a butcher
shop that specializes in pork and has an open barbeque
with spare ribs as its daily special. Across the street,
a very daring lingerie store called "Victoria Keeps
Nothing Secret" with sexy mannequins in the window
modeling the goods. Next door to the lingerie shop,
there would be room for an Adult Toy Shop with its
name in flashing neon lights.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
is it you?
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shark bait
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surge protector
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marriage proposal
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any time
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an olive
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try it out
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heads or tails
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the world
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the meat
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
whoops
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the easy pass lane
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Roomies
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woomba
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watch out
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
the 1920s
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Peach
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over 40
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These two ladies were avid anglers who often went
fishing together. One of the ladies was much more
successful and invariably would catch more fish
from her side of the boat.One day, in frustration,
the other lady asked her for her secret.She responded,
"Before I get out of bed I look under the covers at my
husband's penis. If it is laying over to the left, I
fish off the left side of the boat. If it is laying
to the right I fish off the right side of the boat."
Her partner then asked, "What if it is standing straight up?"
She replied, "I don't go fishing that day!"
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words of wisdom
1. If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.
2. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more
than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.
4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one
you've never tried before.
6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
8. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
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These two ladies were avid anglers who often went fishing
together. One of the ladies was much more successful and
invariably would catch more fish from her side of the boat.
One day, in frustration, the other lady asked her for her secret.
She responded, "Before I get out of bed I look under the
covers at my husband's penis. If it is laying over to the left,
I fish off the left side of the boat. If it is laying to the
right I fish off the right side of the boat."
Her partner then asked, "What if it is standing straight up?"
She replied, "I don't go fishing that day!"
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One day, an American was touring Spain. After his day's
sightseeing, he stopped at a local restaurant.
While sipping his wine, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious
looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it
look good, the smell was wonderful.
He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?"
The waiter replied, " Ah senior, you have excellent taste!
Those are bull's balls from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!"
The American, though momentarily daunted, when he learned the
origin of the dish said, "What the hell, I'm on vacation! Bring
me an order!"The waiter replied, "I am so sorry senior. There
is only one serving a day since there is only one bull fight
each morning. If you come early tomorrow and place your order,
we will be sure to serve you this delicacy!"
The next morning, the American returned, placed his order and
was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After
a few bites, and inspecting the contents of his platter, He called
to the waiter and said,
"These are very tasty but I notice that they're much, much smaller
than the ones I saw you serve yesterday!"
The waiter promptly replied,
"Si senior! Sometimes the bull wins!"
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SMALL TOWNS
Those who grew up in small towns will laugh when they read this.
Those who didn't, will be in disbelief and won't understand how true it is.
1) You can name everyone you graduated with.
2) You know what 4-H means.
3) You went to parties at a pasture, barn, gravel pit, or in the
middle of a dirt road. On Monday, you could
always tell who was at the party because of the scratches on their
legs from running through the woods when the party was busted. (See #6.)
4) You used to 'drag' Main.
5) You whispered the 'F' word and your parents knew within the hour.
6) You scheduled parties around the schedules of different police
officers, because you knew which ones would bust you and which ones
wouldn't.
7) You could never buy cigarettes because all the store clerks knew
how old you were (and if you were old enough, they'd tell your parents
anyhow.) Besides, where would you get the money?
8) When you did find somebody old enough and brave enough to buy
cigarettes, you still had to go out into the
country and drive on back roads to smoke them.
BUFFALO BILL
Only in L.A
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Onzin
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Original Farmers Daughters
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Alien Fishing For Humans
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FUN PAGES
War on Terror
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Super Mario Star Scramble
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College Girls
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How to Make a Paper Mirage
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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