THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
"The democracy will cease to exist
when you take away from those
Who are willing to work and give
to those who would not."
Thomas Jefferson
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
I've been talking to my friend Harold and he reminds
me of other details about pop vs soda. the difference
really ,,,is if you live south of the mason dixon line, you
will probably call it soda, if you live north of it u
probably will call it pop. Nu grape was one brand of
pop I recall as a kid because they had a cooler of it
outside the golf course/country club. of course these
old style chests for glass bottles were different than
the ones they have now. you don't want the glass bottle
to drop down, and crack, so these were like, well, remember
your parents old chest freezer? they had horizontal racks
and the pop was always stacked in rows stacked upwards.
You put the right coinage in the slot (at the time a
16 oz glass bottle might cost u a quarter), u pulled it out
towards the opening and got your drink. My bro and I,
however, always liked to carry a church key
(a bottle cap opener)and a straw. We would go over to the
country club late at night, open the chest freezer,
pop a cap off a bottle with it still in the chest, and then use
the straw to suck the delicious contents of the bottle of
grape with it still inside the machine:) It was the crime
wave of the summer that year, and when we were finally
caught, bro and I spent a lot of time mowing grass for
the owner of the golf course:)
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
Willie Nelson's 75th birthday
Whether or not you are a country music fan,
these are truly the words of a deep thinker,
and a highly intelligent person.
So simple, yet so profound!
Only a man with such wisdom and maturity could be so
concise and succinct in phrasing his feelings at this
turning point in his life.
"I have outlived my pecker."
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THE COMICS
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aim
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
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sensitivity training
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motorcycle
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POER POINT DISPLAYS
Gwen's Canyon
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lesson from the geese
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animals
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A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt.
"Reach up there and find out," said the great Scot.
She did, but quickly pulled her hand back out and said, "Oh, it's
gruesome!" "Aye, it has," replied the Scotsman,
"and if you put your hand back up there, it'll grow some more!"
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Two Middle East mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting
over a plate of tabouli and a pint of goat's milk.
The older of the two pulls a bag out of her purse
and starts flipping through photos. They start reminiscing.
''This is my oldest son, Mujibar. He would have been 24
years old now.'' ''Yes, I remember him as a baby''
says the other mother cheerfully.
"He's a martyr now though" the mother confides.
"Oh, so sad dear'' says the other.
''And this is my second son, Khalid. He would have been 21.''
''Oh, I remember him,'' says the other happily,
''he had such curly hair when he was born.''
''He's a martyr too'' says the mother quietly.
''Oh, gracious me . . . '' says the other.
''And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed.
He would have been 18'', she whispers.
"Yes" says the friend enthusiastically, '
'I remember when he first started school''
''He's a martyr also,'' says the mother, with tears in her eyes.
After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother
looks wistfully at the photographs and, searching for the
right words, says . . . "They blow up so fast, don't they?"
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A guy walks into a bar and sits down to have a drink.
There is a hot chick sitting a couple of stools over.
She looks at him and gives him a wink. He scoots over and
offers her a drink, which she gratefully accepts.
After a few mild pleasantries of conversation, the young
lady mentions she is going through a divorce.
"You too huh?" says the man. Why are you getting a divorce?"
"My husband thinks I am too perverted." was her reply.
"What a coincidence, my wife thinks I am too perverted!"
he says to her. "She says I am too kinky when it comes to sex."
"Wow, my husband thinks the same of me, why don't we
explore our perversions together?"
He agrees, they finish their drinks and leave the bar.
Knowing neither can go to either house because of their
estranged spouses, they drive to a remote location where
they can be alone.The woman was becoming quite aroused
about this time, and jumps into the back seat, and takes
off her clothes in anticipation of what is to come.
"Please hurry baby, I want to get kinky with you!"
she moans from the back seat. She hears him fumble with
his belt, then hears his zipper come down, then finally
his pants coming down. Nearly beside herself, she is somewhat
surprised when she hears him pull his pants back up, then his
zipper, then his belt getting fastened. "Hey, I thought we
were going to explore our perversions here!" she complained.
"We did!" he says, "I just peed in your purse!"
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How often should I plan to have sex? The young bridegroom
asked his grandfather on his wedding night.
Grandpa said, When you're first married, you want it all
the time, Maybe several times a day.
Later on, sex tapers and you have it maybe once a week or so.
Then, as you get older, you have sex maybe once a month.
When you get really old, you are lucky to have it once a year
maybe on your anniversary.
Well, how about you and grandma now? The younger man asked.
Grandpa replied, Oh, we just have oral sex now.
What's oral sex? The young bridegroom asked.
Well, said Grandpa, She goes to bed in her bedroom,
I go to bed in my bedroom. She yells, SCREW YOU, and I
holler back, SCREW YOU TOO.
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Things a woman will not say
1. You know, I've been complaining a lot lately.
I don't blame you for ignoring me.
2. The new girl in my office is a real beauty, and a stripper, too.
I invited her over for dinner on Friday.
3. Honey, did you leave that skid in the toilet bowl? Good one!
4. While you were in the bathroom, they went for it on fourth down and missed.
If they can hold them to a field goal they'll still cover.
5. Bar food again!? Kick ass!
6. I liked that wedding even more than ours. Your ex-girlfriend has class.
7. That girl is wearing the same outfit as I am. Cool, I'm gonna go over and
talk to her.
8. Let's just leave the toilet seat "up" at all times, then you don't have to
mess with it anymore.
9. I've decided to buy myself a boob job. How big do you want
'em?
10. It's only the third quarter, you should order a couple more
pitchers.
11. Honey, come here! Watch me do a Tequila Shot off of
Stephanie's bare ass.
12. My mother is going to take care of the tab, so order another
round for you and your friends.
13. I'm so happy with my new hairstyle,
I don't think I'll ever change it again.
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BUFFALO BILL
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Mrs Hughes
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Friends
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1802
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FUN PAGES
Cursor Chaos
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Flight Simulator X
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Possessed Cat
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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