THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
It is good to have an end to journey towards;
but it is the journey that matters, in the end.
~Ursula K. LeGuin
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
I got up around 3 or 4 this morning to do the
page and found that my Internet had pretty much
returned to normal. Over the weekend, high demands
had reduced my cable Internet to not much better than
dial up. (Altho the cable company claims that
system demand is unrelated to performance. the
truth is different) Peak hour usage time like
holidays, and evenings makes it practically worthless.
I downloaded a file Saturday afternoon at about 70k.
Unfortunately, after complaining quite loudly, their
attemps to send 3 different techs out to the house
during this past month or so, failed to resolve the
slow connectivity issue. Their solution: "We will give u ten bucks
off your next bill." (I feel soooooooooooo happy
about that, NOT!!!!) I have no alternative solutions,
Satellite will not work here because of the trees. DSL
through the phone company will only offer me a
maximum of 2 meg total for connection in this area,
Right now, I am using 8 meg from cable and still
not having much luck. Hey, here is a thought, does net
zero still offer only $9.95 a month for dial up?
maybe I could do that. Or, perhaps I should take the
ten bux that the cable company offered to reduce my bill,
and go over to the internet cafe. My daughter says
she hooked up to wifi the other day with her laptop and
got 80k :)
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
bi sexual
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m031.html
you can tell
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m032.html
gut busters
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m033.html
smoking
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m034.html
Santa's day off
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m035.html
that's sick
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m036.html
the cleaning lady
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m037.html
wife training school
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m038.html
15 minutes
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m039.html
a bad day
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m040.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Butt Drugs Commercial!!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/055.html
Bowling fail or win?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/056.html
home alone
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/057.html
football
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/058.html
never trust your friends
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/059.html
jurassic
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/060.html
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Hooters
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd348.html
nude art
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd349.html
the secrets of old age
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd350.html
A man walks into a bar and looks depressed. The bartender
comes over and, with a great show of compassion, gives
him a beer on the house."Something bothering you, pal?"
the bartender asks."The wife and I had a fight," the man
said, "She doesn't like it when I say the word, 'bitch.'"
"Why is that?"
"She thinks I need to learn her mother's real name."
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The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to
find out about something exciting and relate it to
the class the next day. When the time came for the
little kids to give their reports, the teacher was
calling on them one at a time. She was reluctant to
call upon little Johnnie, knowing that he sometimes
could be a bit crude. But eventually his turn came.
Little Johnnie walked up to the front of the class,
and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot
on the blackboard, then sat back down. Well the teacher
couldn't figure out what Johnnie had in mind for his
report, so she asked him just what that was. "It's a
period," reported Johnnie."Well I can see that," she
said, "But what is so exciting about a period."
"Damned if I know," said Johnnie, "But this morning my
sister said she missed one. Then Daddy had a heart attack,
Mommy fainted and the man next door shot himself."
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A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible
out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he
floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through
what little hair he had left. 'Amazing,' he thought as he
flew down I-64, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his
rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights
flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then
110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, "'What am I doing?
I'm too old for this,"' and pulled over to await the trooper's
arrival. Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the
Corvette, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends
in 30 minutes.. Today is
Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never
heard before, I'll let you go." The old gentleman paused. Then
said, "'Years ago, my wife ran off with a State Trooper.
I thought you were bringing her back."'
"'Have a good day, sir,"' replied the trooper.
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While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized
his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him
clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting an old beachcomber
standing on the shore, the tourist shouted, "Are there any
gators around here?" "Naw," the man hollered back, "they ain't
been around for years!" Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming
leisurely toward the shore. About halfway there he asked the guy,
"How'd you get rid of the gators?"
"We didn't do nothing,'" the beachcomber said.
"Wow," said the tourist.
The beachcomber added, "The sharks got 'em."
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A husband took his young daughter to the grocery store to help
him buy groceries. In addition to the healthy items on his wife's
carefully prepared list, the two of them returned home with a
package of sugar-filled cookies."Why in the world did you buy
those?" his wife asked. "You know they aren't good for you!"
"Oh, but don't worry, honey, these cookies have one-third less
calories than usual in them," the husband replied.The wife looked
all over the package but couldn't find any claim to that fact, so
she asked, "What makes you think that?"
"We ate about a third of the box on the way home."
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BUFFALO BILL
Speed Bump
http://www.buffaloschips.com/asdew.htm
Terrorist Attack
http://www.buffaloschips.com/asdrr.htm
That Look
http://www.buffaloschips.com/asdeee.htm
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FUN PAGES
Elephant Whales
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=34664&s=n
What American Women Want
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=5620&s=n
Raiden Game
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41553&s=n
Wildest Rap Video Spoof
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41437&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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