Adult Adult
Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
This is for the guys out there. I got a chance to score a 31 year
old I told you so on Sandy the other night and it was so sweet.
Just before we got married I tried to get Sandy to make Eggplant
Parmesan because it is one of those odd things that is tasty and
healthy at the same time and an old girlfriend was a vegetarian
and had made it fro me a couple of times. Sandy made the remark
back then that she didn't eat purple food so I dropped the subject
before it got around to who had made it for me before. Finally
the other day I went out and bought two eggplants and the rest
of the ingredients and whipped up a batch and Sandy loved it, in
fact she asked me to prepare it again tonight. I am generally not
so petty as to tell you I told you so but this was a 31 year old
one..
Of course she used the I don't remember defense. That is really
hard to believe because like most women she could go to
confession in my place and list all of my sins for the past 31 years
and a bunch more that would be declared hearsay in a court of law,
so I felt justified. I am so lucky Sandy doesn't use a computer
So anyhow hello ladies, how are you doing tonight heh heh.
Enjoy the chips.... buffalo
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One day, farmer Jones was in town picking up supplies for his farm.
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Now he had a problem: How to carry all of his purchases home.
The livestock dealer suggested, "Why don't you put the anvil in
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The farmer tried it. "Hey, that works!" he said. "Thanks!" and
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While walking home, he met a very attractive fair young lady.
"I'm lost," she said. "Can you tell me how to get to 132 S. Bedford
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"What a coincidence," the farmer said, "I'm going to visit my
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there."
They walked for a little while before they came to an alley.
"Let's take a short cut down this alley," the farmer suggested.
"We'll save half the time to get there."
The fair young lady said, "How do I know that when we get in to
the alley, you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt
and take unfair advantage of me?"
The farmer laughed, "I am carrying a bucket, an anvil, 2 chickens,
and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against
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"Easy, silly!" the young lady said, "Set the goose down, put the
bucket over the goose, put the anvil on top of the bucket, and I'll
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After getting married I was advised to use the rhythm method.
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Then a doctor suggested the safe period. At the time, we were living
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Next a lady of several years' experience said if we made love while
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Another tale we heard was if the wife jumped up and down after
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When I asked the pharmacist about condoms, he was kind enough to
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which did not surprise me as I never did believe how stretching one
of those things over your thumb could prevent babies.
Our neighbor, a nurse suggested we try the coil next but that didn't
work. It had a left-hand screw and my wife is definitely a
right-hand screw.
Then the sister-in-law told the wife about the Dutch cap and
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Eventually we tried the Pill, but it kept dropping out, so she tried
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The Sea
A number of Primary Schools were doing a project
on "The Sea." Kids were asked to draw pictures or
write about their experiences. Teachers got
together to compare the results and put together
the comments that were funny and sad. Here are
some of them. The kids were all aged between
5 and 8 years:
This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.
(Kelly age 6)
Whales are animals, not fish If they don't get air
they can drown, like my brother did last summer.
(David age 7)
Oysters' balls are called pearls.
(James age 6)
If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island.
If you don't have sea all around you, you are
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(Wayne age 7)
I think sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth,
just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend no more.
(Kylie age 6)
A dolphin breaths through an asshole on the top of
it's head.
(Billy age 6)
My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes
back with crabs.
(Millie age 6)
When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds
to cross the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't
blow, the sailors would whistle to make the wind come.
My brother said they would be better off eating beans.
(William age 7)
I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their
shiny tails. How do mermaids get pregnant?
(Helen age 7)
I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother
is always screaming and being sick, my Dad keeps
shouting at my Mom, and my big sister has just got
pregnant, so I can't think what to write.
(Amy age 8)
Some fish are dangerous. Jelly fish can sting. Electric
eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under
the sea where I think they have to plug themselves into chargers.
(Christopher age 7)
My mom has fish nets, but doesn't catch any fish
(Laura age 5)
When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold,
and it makes my willy small.
(Kevin age 6)
When I grow up, I want to be captain of a big ship,
and have lots of sailors.
(Valerie age 6)
On holiday my Mom went water skiing. She fell off
when she was going very fast. She says she won't do
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An overworked hooker once said,
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On the lips of my gash,
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Boudreaux suddenly quit drinking, took a bath, quit chasing women,
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the grass around the church, even painted it and was faithful to be
first to attend on Sundays! Father Thibodeaux asked him what about
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