THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Civilization rests on the fact that
most people do the
right thing most of the time.
Dean Koontz
Good morning postman fans!
We are hearing a lot from Pastor Terry Jones
of late. He is the minister in Florida who wants to burn a
copy of the Quran, right? He is doing this supposedly
in protest of the Muslim plan to build a musk or mosk
(or whatever u call them things) at the
site where the twin towers once stood. He has attracted
a firestorm of critisicm from both liberals and conservatives.
You know, I've always considered "book burning" to be
unacceptable in a free society, no matter what the content
of the book might be. But yesterday? I was reading stories
of folks in Afghanistan burning American flags and
effigies of our president. Maybe, as I'm thinking about it?
Makes you wonder if burning the Quran is not such a
bad idea.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
on a desert isle
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m051.html
chomp chomp
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m052.html
a mocking bird
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m053.html
a slurpy
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m054.html
rubber
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m055.html
it leaks
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m056.html
show off
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m057.html
sumo lover
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m059.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Cat Kidnaps Puppies
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/067.html
Lum and Abner
Grandpap's talking dog story
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/066.html
big boy pants
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/068.html
big jugs
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/069.html
fake women
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/070.html
The Lone Ranger cartoon opening (1966)
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/071.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
Wedding day on the bayou
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd354.html
Colours of Autumn
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd355.html
A man and a woman were deeply in love. She, being of
a religious nature, had held back the worldly pleasure
that he wanted so bad. In fact, he had never even seen
her naked.One day, as they drove down the freeway, she
remarked on his overly cautious, slow driving habits.
"I can't stand it anymore," she told him. "Let's play a
game. For every 5 miles per hour over the speed limit you
drive, I'll remove one piece of clothing."
He enthusiastically agreed and sped up the car.
He reached the 55 MPH mark, so she took off her blouse.
At 60, off came the pants. At 65 it was her bra and at
70 her panties. Now, seeing her naked for the first time,
and traveling faster than he ever had before, he became
very excited and lost control of the car.
He veered off the road, over an embankment and wrapped
the car around a tree. His girlfriend was thrown clear,
but he was trapped. She tried to pull him free but alas,
he was stuck."Go up to the road and get help," he said.
"But I haven't anything to cover myself with!" she replied.
The man felt around, but could only reach one of his shoes.
"You'll have to use this to cover it up," he told her as he
tossed the shoe.So she did as he said and went up to the road
for help.Along came a truck driver. Seeing a naked, crying
woman along the road, he pulled over to hear her story.
"My boyfriend, my boyfriend!" she sobs,
"He's stuck and I can't pull him out!"
The truck driver, looking down at the shoe between her legs, replies,
"Ma'am, if he's in that far, I'm afraid there's no hope for him."
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Two workers meet one day in the cafeteria at work. One says to the
other, "Have you heard the news? The Managing Director of the company
died over the weekend."
The other replies, "Yes, I know. But I want to know who died with him."
"What do you mean, 'who died with him'?" asks the first.
"Well, in the paper it said that 'with him died one of the company's
best workers', and I want to know who it was."
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A middle-aged man had an obsession with women's breasts.
So he went to a psychologist and told the doctor about his problem.
"I am going to do word association,explained the doctor. "I
am going to say a word, and you will say the first thing that
come to your mind."
"Oranges," said the doctor.
"Breasts," replied the patient.
"Apples."
"Breasts."
"Watermelons."
"Breasts."
"Wipers."
"Breasts," said the patient with the same reply.
"Wait a minute! I can see the connections
between oranges,apples,
watermelons and breasts. But automobile's wipers?
Where is the connection?" asked the doctor.
"Easy ... one on the left and one on the right!"
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When the formal private briefing of the attractive new
teacher by the vice-principal was finished, the vice-principal
took a few puffs on his pipe and said, "I have an informal
piece of advice for you, Miss Bell. There's only one way you
can get along in this school without submitting to the sexual
advances of the principal."
"Oh my God! Well, errr, what is that?"
"I'll explain it, " he continued, "as soon as you've undressed."
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A farmer asked a friend to recommend an attorney to
defend him against a charge of bestiality.
"I know a great trial lawyer," the fellow said,
"but he's expensive and doesn't know how to pick a jury.
I know another lawyer," he continued, "who's not a great
trial lawyer, but he's cheap and really knows how to pick a jury."
The farmer settled on the cheap attorney, but immediately
had second thoughts when the key witness, a neighbor,
began his testimony."I saw Jed mount his goat from behind,"
he said, "and when he was finished, I saw the goat turn around
and lick Jed's pecker."
The accused farmer was devastated and had all but given up
hope of acquittal when a juror in overalls whispered to the
fellow next to him, "You know, a good goat will do that.
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BUFFALO BILL
Kangaroo
http://www.buffaloschips.com/90208.htm
Pancakes
http://www.buffaloschips.com/90209.htm
Paris speaks out
http://www.buffaloschips.com/90210.htm
Peeping Tom
http://www.buffaloschips.com/90401.htm
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FUN PAGES
Beans in Space
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=39813&s=n
100 Men
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=37329&s=n
Illegal Swim
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41426&s=n
Young Superman
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=29703&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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