Adult Adult
Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
While I'm not sure of the procedure now, when I was in the Navy,
every so often, you got umpteen shots, whether you needed them or
not. The carrier pilot in front of me as we passed thru the line
asked for a drink of water after receiving what seemed to be at
least a dozen different needles.
The Corpsman asked if he was dizzy.
"No, not at all." he replied. "I just wantta see if I'm still
water- tight."
Speaking of shots it is time for the annual Flu shot or for this
year flu shots as it also includes the swine flu shot that most
people didn't take last year. At least I have a choice on this one
unlike the military and emergency service personnel. I don't really
have a problem taking shots and the effects are generally mild but
the conspiracy people are fighting big on this one. I received a
long list of things that the swine flu shot may contain the other
day and there was more items than the list of things that may cause
cancer in California and some of them made as little sense. There
was the standard concerns about preservatives that might contain
mercury and allergies to eggs and a whole list of animal organs and
brains it might contain suggesting you might catch mad cow disease
or something from the shot. Frankly I don't think they have a clue
of what is in the shot and just Googled a list of every contaminant
ever found in immunizations.
Down towards the bottom of the list they had RFID transmitters. I
am supposed to believe that our government wants to put a radio tag
in everyone's body so they can track our whereabouts at any time.
This tracker has to be small enough to fit through a very tiny
needle and have a battery that will last forever and there will be
somebody sitting there 24 hours a day watching my blip and making
sure I am in bed where I am supposed to be. Nobody had figured how
they could tell who had what beeper though because they are giving
shots on a drive-thru basis and they only want your money, not
identification.
Nancy is currently in a hospice suite so she can receive
24 hour nursing. Upon suggestion of an Inspired Reader
I have set Nancy up with a Caring Bridge site so you can
share your thoughts and prayers with her and her family. The site is
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Enjoy the chips... buffalo
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Counting Chips
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Some ground rules to help people determine if the sex counted. This
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Oral Sex does not count.
If you can't remember the person's name the following day it doesn't
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If you failed to call the person back to have more sex doesn't
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If neither of you achieved orgasm it doesn't count.
Sex with a friend it doesn't count it's just another thing you
share.
If the act was so lame, you leave thinking "Did I shave my legs for
this"it doesn't count.
An old flame. It doesn't count.
An ex-spouse. It doesn't count, refer to this as a "pity fuck".
Masturbating in front of someone while they do the same, sorry, not
sex. It doesn't count.
Cyber-sex - NO WAY - this is glorified masturbation. It doesn't
count.
2 heterosexual women having fun, not sex. It doesn't count.
Kissing body parts is not cheating. It doesn't count.
An act to make a married person feel good about themselves, not sex,
BUT only if you do not know their significant other. It doesn't
count.
An act committed while you were intoxicated. It doesn't count.
An act committed with a family member of your significant other. It
doesn't count. This should be referred to as "a skeleton in the
family closet".
Acts committed in a public place. It doesn't count.(why should it,
it was public right?)
Phone sex. It doesn't count.(refer back to "glorified masturbation")
An act in which no kissing takes place. It doesn't count. (not
considered to be intimate)
An act committed with your next door neighbor. It doesn't count,
this should be referred to as "being neighborly".
An act with a US President. It doesn't count, unless the Senate
votes impeachment.
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Tits Chips
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Oh, I wish I'd looked after me dear old knockers,
Not flashed them to boys behind the school lockers,
Or let them get fondled by randy old dockers,
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits.
'Cos now I'm much older and gravity's winning,
It's Nature's revenge for all that sinning,
And those dirty memories are rapidly dimming,
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits
'Cos tits can be such troublesome things
When they no longer bounce, but dangle and swing.
And although they go well with my Bingo wings,
I wish I'd looked after me tits.
When they're both long enough to tie up in a bow,
When it's not the sweet chariot that swings low,
When they're less of a friend and more of a foe,
Then I wish I'd looked after me tits.
When I was young I got whistles and hoots,
From the men on the site to the men in the suits,
Now me nipples get stuck in the zips on me boots,
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits.
When I was younger I rode bikes and scooters,
Cruising around with my favourite suitors.
Now the wheels get entangled with my dangling hooters,
I wish I'd looked after me tits.
When they follow behind and get trapped in the door,
When they're less in the air and more near the floor,
When people see less of them rather than more,
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits.
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Hanging out of the back of Joe's shirt collar that Joe kept tugging
On. Finally Phil couldn't contain his curiosity, and asked, "What
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A man enters his apartment to find his wife making passionate love
on the couch with another man, and he starts yelling at her.
"Oh, great!" said the woman. "Big mouth's home; now the whole
building will know!"
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A girl sat sobbing in the police station. "I was raped by an
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"How do you know he was an Idiot?" the detective asked.
"I had to help him!" the girl replied.
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When one woman asked him how she could get her husband's attention
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"What if that doesn't work?" she asked.
"Then put a number on your back." Sahl replied.
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Maurice comes home one day to find his wife Hannah, an English
teacher, in bed with his best friend.
"Darling," Maurice cries, "how could you? After all the years we've
been together, I come home from work to find you like this. I am
surprised."
"No, no, my dear," says Hannah, "you are amazed. I am surprised."
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A young woman goes to evening class to improve her sexual
capabilities. When she gets there she sees an apple an orange and a
pear hanging on strings from the ceiling, and a piece of chalk and a
black-board. "What is all this for", she asks.
The instructor tells her to stand between the hanging fruit, and she
does. "Now ", said the instructor, "swing your hips to the left and
touch the apple, now swing your hips to the right and touch the
pear, then swing your hips forward and touch the orange". The young
woman starts to rotate her hips, and soon gets a good rhythm going.
"This is great", she said enthusiastically , "but what is the chalk
for ". "When you've got the hang
of the fruit", said the instructor, " I want you to stick the chalk
up your arse and write thirty-three and a third on the black-board".
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If you are bothered by occasional or frequent constipation, look in
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
VOl 1428
Sandi's Dream
Sandi is laying by her Daddy who is a young boy of ten. BJ is
fishing of a riverbank using a cane pole. The butterflies are about
and the day is a beautiful fall day, not too cold and not too warm.
Sandi is at peace as the day continues... what will we do today?
Will we get on that raft again or will we take another nap in the
clover? I am glad young daddy brought some hot dogs to cook...yummy.
BJ: Sandi, I have an idea. How about you and I go hunt some rabbits
after we fix some hot dogs?
Sandi: Oh, I am so happy, what a great day.
BJ: Yeah, after we eat, and hunt rabbits, then how about a nice long
nap by the creek?
Sandi's heart is really beating fast...:Oh boy, what a great day.
This is Heaven.
BJ: After we get home tonight, let's go play with you an your
puppies that you and Rudy had.
Sandi's eyes are moist: Yes, my family, my puppies..I have four, one
white one like Rudy, and the others look like collies.. oh I hope I
sleep a long time.
BJ pulls out some beef jerky: Until the hot dogs are ready, how
about this girl?
BJ hands her the jerky then hugs her and pets her and then starts to
brush her hair.
The herd in Guthrie
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