THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Patience is a quality that frequently eludes us.
We want what we want when we want it. Fortunately,
we don't get it until the time is right.
~O G Browning
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
FROM:
THE INVESTIGATIVE REPORTS BUREAU OF
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
A recent joint study conducted by the Department
of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles
indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol
related. This means that the remaining 77% are caused
by assholes who just drink coffee, carbonated drinks,
juices, yogurts, and shit like that. Therefore,
beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They
cause twice as many accidents.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
next time
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q020.html
er trauma
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q021.html
remote control
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q022.html
cute
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q023.html
baby's menu
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q024.html
face to face with ancient history
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q025.html
phone accident
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q026.html
women's liberation
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q027.html
Ernie
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q028.html
jackhammer
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q029.html
Millie loved seafood
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q030.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Laurel and Hardy meet Santana
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/193.html
redneck bus jump
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/194.html
Too Hop To Handle
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/195.html
good kick
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/196.html
leaf blower
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/197.html
the New York lottery
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/198.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
bars in Ireland
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd417.html
Iraq
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd418.html
Panama Canal
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd419.html
A woman went to the gynecologist, and when
asked what was the problem, she responded, "Well,
whenever I take off my clothes, my nipples get hard."
Shocked, the doctor took a deep breath, then asked,
"Your nipples get hard?"
"Yes," quite innocently came her reply.
"Undress so I can check," replied the still amazed
doc. So, she undressed, and he got down to the feeling
and massaging, trying to reach an answer.
After some considerable time, the doctor, still looking
puzzled, said, "Well, madame, I don't know what you have,
but it's sure as hell contagious!"
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Farmer Gossman goes to the vet and says, "My horse
is constipated."The vet says, "Take one of these pills,
put it in a long tube, stick the other end in the horse's
ass, and blow the pill up there."Farmer Gossman comes back
the next day, and he looks very sick. The vet says,
"What happened?"
Farmer Gossman says, "The horse blew first."
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A little old lady was sitting on a park bench in The
Villages, a Florida Adult community. A man walked over
and sits down on the other end of the bench. After a few
moments, the woman asks, 'Are you a stranger here?'
He replies, 'I lived here years ago.'
'So, where were you all these years?'
'In prison,' he says.
'Why did they put you in prison?'
He looked at her, and very quietly said, 'I killed my wife.'
'Oh!' smiled the woman. 'So you're single...?'
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The Reverend John Fluff was the pastor in a small town
in Ireland . One day he was walking down the high street
when he noticed a young lady of his congregation sitting
in a pub drinking beer. The Reverend wasn't happy!
He walked through the open door of the pub and sat
down next to the woman. "Miss Fitzgerald," he said sternly
- "This is no place for a member of my congregation.
Why don't you let me take you home?"
"Sure!" she said with a slur, obviously very drunk.
When Miss Fitzgerald stood up from the bar, she began to
weave back and forth. The Reverend realized that she'd
had far too much to drink and grabbed her arms to steady
her. When he did, they both lost their balance and tumbled
to the floor. After a few moments, the Reverend wound up on
top of Miss Fitzgerald, her skirt hiked up to her waist.
The pub landlord looked over and said, "Oy mate, we won't
have any of that carrying on in this pub."
The Reverend looked up at the landlord and said, "But you
don't understand. I'm Pastor Fluff."
The landlord said, "Ah well, if you're that far in,
ye might as well finish."
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A husband read an article to his wife about how many
words women use a day. 30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have
to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'What?'
BUFFALO BILL
Good Spanking
http://www.buffaloschips.com/42515.htm
No screwing in public restrooms
http://www.buffaloschips.com/42516.htm
Work For head
http://www.buffaloschips.com/42517.htm
Wicked Picture
http://www.buffaloschips.com/42518.htm
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FUN PAGES
Crazy Flasher 3
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41919&s=n
Do Beer, Not Drugs
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=38550&s=n
Golf-Ignorant Girlfriend
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=5638&s=n
Table Soccer Skills
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=38555&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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