THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
A President's hardest task is not to
do what is right, but to know
what is right. -
Lyndon Baines Johnson
GOOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Being a retiree, I do not have a lot to do,
so usually every morning after I mail out the
page, I take my book and head for the nearest
McD's for a cup of senior coffee. I like buying
a good "who done it" novel from the used book
store and then taking advantage of the mcdonalds
stuff, even if it is a bit on the strong side.
they give you a few pennies off if you are over 50.
Hey, for 73 cents who is complaining. Anyways,
there is this one mc D's that has a few of those
nice lounge style chairs and I find them quite
condusive for a good novel(or nap). However,yesterday
I heard the belly rumble so I ordered a couple cherrie
pies for a buck with the java. Unfortunately, the
girl was new and charged me the wrong price, and
had to get the manager to fix it. Then they give
me the coffee, its cold, so I had to settle on
regular instead of decaff. So I'm waitin for the
pies they tell me 5 minutes. So I took a seat
and after 10 minutes, still hadn't got my pies.
Finally after 15 minutes I asked for a refund.
Guess I'll be lookin fer a differnt spot for coffee.
Cheap ain't always the best.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
on the beach
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did I tell you
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milk and cookies
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#42
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going dutch
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philosophy
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in the field
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flatter yourself
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fishin
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
durex
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these feet
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poor kitty
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Indian Pole Gymnastics
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it really sucks
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walk it out grandma
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when its not your time
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
the power of love
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the forgotten ones
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Indians
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My Wife always wanted a riding lawn mower.
She works all day and was always tired when she
came home from work and thought that a riding lawn
mower would help her get the yard work done quicker
so she would have more time for the chores inside the house.
SO, being the handy sort of guy that I am, I made
her a riding lawn mower. I guess I thought she
would squeal with delight or something and give me
a big hug. To this day I have never been able to
understand why some women are so hard to please .
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Did you hear?
they are going to make a new Rocky movie...
Former President Jimmy Carter has secured the release of an
imprisoned U. S. man in North Korea. The man agreed to return to.
America only after Carter promised to never run for office ever
again. - Jake Novak
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A new study found that if middle age and older adults
drink two cups of water before eating they will lose
more weight. Oh, you eat the same amount of food, but
getting up to pee burns a lot more calories.
- Jerry Perisho
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The young man ahead of my father at the flower shop was
taking an unusually long time to place his order.
When the clerk asked how she could help, he explained
that to give her a dozen roses or 19 roses --
one for each year of her life.The woman put aside her business
judgment and advised, "She may be your 19-year-old girlfriend
now, but someday she could be your
50-year-old wife."
The young man bought a dozen roses.
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A guy and a girl met at a bar. They started getting along really
well, so they decide to go to the girl's place for a drink.
A few drinks later, the guy took off his shirt and washed his hands.
He then took off his socks and washed his hands.
The girl looked at him and said, "You must be a dentist."
Flabbergasted, the guy responded, "Yes, that's amazing. How did you
figure that out ?"
The girl said, "Easy. You keep washing your hands."
One thing led to another, so they migrated to the bed and things
became more passionate. After they were done, the girl said, "You
must be a great dentist!"
The guy was very very surprised, and said, "Yes, I sure am a great
dentist, How did you figure that out?"
The girl replied, "Easy. I didn't feel a thing!"
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After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another
minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have
a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave if
something like this happened.
When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim
expression, and said, "I have some bad news. My grandfather just died
and I have to leave."
"Thank heaven!" his date replied. "If yours hadn't, mine would have had to."
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A man walks into a restaurant with his pet alligator under his arm.
"Do you serve tax collectors?", he asks the barman.
"Of course", says the barman.
"Well," replies the man, "I'll have a beer, and my alligator will
have a tax collector."
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One of the kids said, "I wish I was a plumber to get rid of all this
water in here".
The second kid said, "I wish I was an electrician so I can get some
light in here."
The third kid said," I wish I was a hunter so I could shoot that god
damn gopher that keeps poppin up in here."
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"Hey you! Pull over!" shouted the traffic cop.
The lady complied, and the judge next day fined her twenty-five dollars.
She went home in great anxiety lest her husband, who always examined
Her checkbook, should learn of the incident. Then inspiration struck and
She marked the check stub, "One pullover, $25."
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Buffalo Bill
Aaaaahhhhh!
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Advise for the Dimocraps
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Airline Pilot of the year
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Alarm Orgasmique
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FUN PAGES
A Hostess
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And They Chant His Name
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM
Martin aka the postman
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