THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
"If everyone is thinking alike,
then somebody isn't thinking."
~George S. Patton
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
They are playing all the old "Death wish" movie episodes
this week on the AMC channel. I was an old Charles
Bronson fan back in the day, so I've spent the last
couple days enjoying and reminiscing. I convinced
my daughter to sit down and watch when I told her
how great they were and what a hero he was. I was kindof
chuckling when he made a phone call from a rotory
phone mounted on the wall. And of course, driving
around in that classic old Pontiac Bonneville. wow
What a car that was. About that time, daughter says,
"Dad,when did they make this thing." I clicked the
remote..."Death wish 1 was produced in 1974 hon,
why do you ask." She smiled and said, "Dad, that was
even before I was born." With that, she went up stairs
to play on her facebook and laptop. I guess its hard
to be interested when Charles wasn't using a cell phone
to make his phone calls.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
peepers
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stranded
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n032.html
light
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n033.html
doughnut holes!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n034.html
naughty rabbits
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n035.html
its true
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n036.html
taxes
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n037.html
text drive and survive
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n038.html
name games
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n039.html
mother
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n040.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
I love you
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/096.html
hey ladies
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/097.html
a boat
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/098.html
English or French
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/099.html
cell phone chuckle
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/100.html
on the Red Green show
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/101.html
firing squad
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/102.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
restaurant for women
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safety at work
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preferred suppliers
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd370.html
The teacher says to her new class, "For our first
lesson, each of you will stand up, tell us your
name, what your father does, spell what your father
does, and then explain it to us. All right, Billy.
You go first." Billy stands up and says, "My name's
Billy. My father's a lawyer,
l-a-w-y-e-r, and he defends people in court."
The teacher says, "Very good. All right, Benjamin."
Tyrone stands up and says, "My name's Benjamin. My
father's a pharmacist, f-a-m... f-a-r-n... f-n..."
The teacher says, "Benjamin, you go home tonight and
learn how to spell pharmacist. All right, Angelo."
Angelo stands up and says, "My name's Angelo. My old
man's a bookie, b-o-o-k-i-e, and if he was here, he'd
give you nine-to-five odds Benjamin ain't spellin'
pharmacist by tomorrow."
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Marvin was in his usual place in the morning sitting at
the table, reading the paper after breakfast. He came
across an article about a beautiful actress that was
about to marry a football player who was known primarily
for his lack of IQ and common sense. He turned to his
wife with a look of question on his face. "I'll never
understand why the biggest jerks get the most attractive
wives." His wife replies, "Why thank you, dear!".
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Back in the good ole days in Texas, when stagecoaches
and the like were popular, there were three people in a
stagecoach one day: a true, red-blooded, born-and-raised
Texas gentleman, a slippery, tenderfoot city-slicker
from back East, and a beautiful, sultry and extremely
well-endowed Texas lady. The city-slicker kept leering at
her and could not keep his eyes off the lady's ample
bosom. Finally he leaned forward and said to her, "Lady,
you are magnificent. I'll give you $10 if you will suck
my dick." The Texas gentleman looked appalled, and instantly
pulled out his six-shooter, and drilled the city-slicker
right through the heart. The lady gasped, then smiled demurely
at the gentleman and said, "Why, thank you, suh, for
defendin' mah honour!" Whereupon as the Texan holstered his gun,
he said, "Your honour, hell! No stinkin', crawlin'
tenderfoot from back east is gonna double the
price of a woman in Texas!"
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Little Johnny's mother decided to tell him all about
making babies, so she had "the talk" with him. Afterwards
Little Johnny just sat there silently for awhile.
"Do you understand?" his mother asked.
"Yes," replied Little Johnny.
"Do you have any questions?" asked his Mother.
"Yes, how about little kittens and puppies?" asked Little Johnny.
"In exactly the same way as with babies", answered his Mom.
"Wow!" Little Johnny exclaimed. "My daddy will fuck ANYTHING!"
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The dentist was called away from the dinner table to take
an urgent phone call. It was Mr. Tuckerman, explaining that
young Junior had gotten himself into quite a fix.
"See, he was kissing his girlfriend Corinne, and when my
wife and I came back from the movies we found them stuck together."
"I'll come right over, Mr. Tuckerman," said the dentist calmly,
"and don't worry about a thing. I have to unlock teenagers'
braces all the time."
Mr. Tuckerman whispered, "Yes, but from an IUD?"
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"YOU MIGHT BE A MUSLIM IF..."
1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral
objection to liquor.
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher,
but you can't afford shoes.
3. You have more wives than teeth.
4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean."
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives
in your clothing.
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other
than setting off roadside bombs.
9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own
at least four.
10. Your cousin is president of the United States
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BUFFALO BILL
Asking For Directions
http://www.buffaloschips.com/qiwiopq.htm
Baby & Dog
http://www.buffaloschips.com/sshssm.htm
Baxter Black So Lucky To Be An American
http://www.buffaloschips.com/ksksks.htm
Beer Pong
http://www.buffaloschips.com/jaskal.htm
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FUN PAGES
Driving Skills
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Cafe Mahjongg
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Metal Slug Game
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Thirsty Eyes
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41429&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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