THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Believe those who are seeking the truth.
Doubt those who find it. ~Andre Gide
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS
The other night me an the war department were
sitting on the couch watching tv. During commercial
she got up to go to the kitchen. When she came
back I said, "Hon, I just saw an interesting commercial.
It says Mcormicks cinnamon spice is a good antioxident."
She looked at me with dibelief."Ya. so?"
"So I think you should make cinnamon rolls for me
tomorrow for breakfast."
I won't tell you what she said. Lets just say that I
doubt I will have rolls for bfast in the am:)
Go figger.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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we remember...
THE COMICS
oh yeah
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satisfied
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any good
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seeing eye dog
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where are you
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are you sure
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sorry
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at the restaurant
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young moses
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m069.html
my life
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m070.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
the turtle and the cat
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Take Me Out To The Ball Game
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/073.html
Evian Roller Babies international version
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/074.html
Budweiser
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/075.html
a good husband
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/076.html
I wanna be an athlete
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/077.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
CAn't eat
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REmembering 911
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One summer day, my ten-year-old brother, David, was
working on the computer and I was playing in the kitchen.
After he got up and closed all the windows, as well as
the door, I asked him why he had done this.David said the
computer told him there was a problem and that windows
must be closed, so he went and closed all the windows -
and he closed the door for good measure.
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man notices his thirteen-year-old son has been walking
around for a week with a hard-on in his pants, and figures
the boy needs some relief. He gives the kid twenty dollars
and says: "Take this to the whorehouse at the
other end of town, and have some fun." Well, the whorehouse
is a good hour walk each way, but the boy returns in
only 45 minutes. The father says: "where were you?" "Well,"
says the boy, "when I walked by Grandma's house she asked
where I was going and I told her. She said, 'why don't you
just come in hereinstead, and I'll do you for free.'
So that's what I did."The father, outraged, screams: "Are
you telling me you fucked my MOTHER?"
"What's the big deal," says the boy, "you fuck mine!"
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These three women were roommates. One night
they all had all gone out on dates and they all
came home at about the same time.
The first one said, "You know you've been on a good
date when you come home with your hair all messed up."
The second one said, "No, you know you've been on a
good date when you come home with your makeup
all smeared."
The third one said nothing, but reached under her
skirt, removed her panties and threw them
against the wall, where they stuck.
"Now THAT'S a good date!"
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The patient who came to my radiology office for
abdominal X-rays was already heavily sedated. But I
still had to ask her a lot of questions, the last one
being, "Ma'am, where is your pain right now?"
Through her medication, she answered, "He's at work."
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A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise
some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him
for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a
kid, took him behind a tree,
and told him, "I've kidnapped you."
She then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped your
kid. Tomorrow morning put $10,000 in a paper bag
and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on
the north side of the playground. Signed, A blonde."
The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and
sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning
the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting
beneath the pecan tree. The Blonde opened the bag and
found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do
this to a fellow Blonde?"
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A few years ago, Joseph was finally given an exit permit by the
Russians and allowed to emigrate to Israel to join his family. He was
told that he could only take what he could pack into one suitcase. At
the Moscow airport he was stopped by an enormous customs officer who
glared at him and snarled, "Open the case!"
Joseph opened the case and the Russian rummaged through the meagre
belongings and pulled out a large bundle wrapped in old copies of
Pravda. He unwrapped it to reveal a bust of Stalin.
"What is that?" snarled the customs officer.
"What is that?" said Joseph timidly. "You shouldn't ask 'What is
that?' - you should ask 'Who is that?' That is our glorious leader
Stalin. I'm taking it to my new home to remind me of all the
wonderful things that he did and the marvellous life that I am
leaving behind."
"I always knew that you Jews were mad!" said the official, tossing
the bust into the case. "Go!"
A few hours later Joseph arrived at Ben Gurion airport and was
confronted by an Israeli customs officer. "Shalom. Welcome to Israel.
Open the case!"
Once again Joseph's belongings were examined and the customs officer
came upon the bust.
"What is that?" said the customs officer.
"What is that?" said Joseph indignantly. "You shouldn't ask 'What is
that?' - you should ask 'Who is that?' That is the bastard, Stalin.
I'm taking it to my new home to remind me of all the misery and
suffering that he caused me for most of my life. I want to spit on it
every day for the rest of my life."
"I always knew that you Russians were mad!" said the official,
tossing the bust into the case. "Go!"
At last Joseph arrived in his new home and eventually got around to
unpacking, watched by his young nephew. He took out his few clothes
and then carefully unwrapped the bust of Stalin and put it on a table.
"Who is that?" asked his nephew.
"Who is that?" said Joseph with a smile. "You shouldn't ask, 'Who is
that?' - You should ask, 'What is that?' That is five kilos of gold
and a bit of black shoe polish."
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BUFFALO BILL
Fox Thief
http://www.buffaloschips.com/gfrdf.htm
Freak out. No Whopper
http://www.buffaloschips.com/grer.htm
Fred Astaire & Eleanor Powell
http://www.buffaloschips.com/gjki.htm
Friends Come and Go
http://www.buffaloschips.com/gtyu.htm
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FUN PAGES
World's Oldest Cat
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=34657&s=n
Videos of Outrageous Behavior
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Blue Lobster
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Flight Simulator X
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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