THE POSTMAN'S CORNER! When I was 5 years old, my mom always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy." They told me I didn't understand the assignment and I told them they didn't understand life.  Spectacular news! Hawthorne Village is thrilled to present The Wonderful World of Disney tabletop Christmas tree. A dazzling celebration of lights, music, and motion. Licensed by Disney and filled with plenty of Disney magic! Climb aboard the Disney Express Train and ride with Mickey Mouse around 4 levels of rotating movement. 50 of your favorite Disney characters cheer you on - all the way to Cinderella's Castle at the top! Mickey's flying high above, with Pluto leading his sleigh! 20 brilliant LED lights cast a magical glow, serenaded by a medley of Christmas carols. Don't wait another moment to bring home the Wonderful World of Disney - strong demand is expected! 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Thousands of free photos & exclusive 3-D animations to choose from NO registration required NO Spyware or Adware http://www.thepostm Good morning postman fans! I suppose that I should have some great excuse for not doing the page for the last couple of days. Like maybe President Obama asked me to go to Washington to brief him on the truth behind the current economic crisis. Or that I flew to the middle east to attend a summit with the OPEC nations to determine what to do about the falling cost of crude oil. But the truth is, I just needed a day or two break from the daily grind of sending out the page. Mostly, on the morning after Thanksgiving, The war department and me went north to see her father, and then yesterday, I sat around in the morning doing pretty much nothing. I watched a lot of cool cartoons on the Internet, like Fog Horn Leg Horn, Deputy Dawg, and even a couple of Daffy Duck cartoons that I had not seen. The afternoon was spent watching a couple old war pictures, like that old classic "The wackiest ship in the army." and then later "Run silent run deep." (two of my all time favorites.) The day was not an entire loss tho, I did my laundry. And then I later got busy on the bathroom. I had remodeled it a few years back and everything was pretty much new, except for the old door. It had like a hundred million paint chips on it and it really bugged me everytime I sat down on the pot. So, I finally got busy and sanded down the door so its nice and smooth and looks pretty again. But at any rate my batteries are recharged, so lets go at it, shall we? We do hope you enjoy today's issue! Cordially Martin aka the postman  THE COMICS strong and silent http://www.thepostm pickin up chicks http://www.thepostm let me get this straight http://www.thepostm the secret inside http://www.thepostm take it outside http://www.thepostm are you sure? http://www.thepostm Bob I know its you http://www.thepostm for all those who reject the prophet http://thepostmansc the swear jar http://thepostmansc facial expressions http://thepostmansc the hot porpoise http://thepostmansc sex tips from 1894 http://www.thepostm the muffin tree http://www.thepostm holiday cookbook http://www.thepostm San Diego zoo http://www.thepostm expiration of earth http://www.thepostm cam dance http://www.thepostm POWER POINT DISPLAYS Nat King Cole http://www.thepostm where to vacation next year http://www.thepostm the year 1961 http://www.thepostm What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan What is a Yankee? The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. What is the difference between a Harley and aHoover ? The position of the dirt bag Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it. What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? Doughnuts Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any. What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever. ____________ don't feel old - I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. --(Bob Hope) A woman drove me to drink - and I hadn't even the courtesy to thank her. --(W.C. Fields) I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. --(W.C. Fields) It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. --(George Burns) ____________ Newlywed Bride: "Will you love me when I'm old?" Newlywed Groom: "Love you? I shall idolize you. I shall worship the ground that you walk on. I shall.... errrr....uhhhhh. to look like your mother, are you?" ____________ The pretty coed nervously asked the doctor to perform an unusual operation, the removal of a large chunk of green wax from her navel. Looking up from the ticklish task, the physician asked, "How did this happen?" Let me put it this way, doc," the girl began. "My boyfriend likes to eat by candlelight. ____________ A German, an American and an Englishman were exploring the jungle when they came across an breathtakingly beautiful waterfall. After admiring it for a while, the American says, "When I look at this waterfall, I think of the great American Constitution, you know, where every atom of water is like an individual who has the freedom to make it's own way through the world in unison with nature." The German says, "When I look at this waterfall, I think of the great German economy, strong and powerful and smooth running." The Englishman, when asked about his thoughts says, "When I look at this waterfall, I think of oral sex." The American and the German look at him in amazement. "What is it about this waterfall makes you think of oral sex?" "Uh, everything I look at makes me think of oral sex." ____________ Q: What do blondes do for foreplay? A: Remove their underwear. Q: Why don't blondes use vibrators? A: They chip their teeth. PAPA Thorn BUFFALO Bil Sucking His Finger http://www.buffalos THAT'S ALL FOLKS Have a nice day FROM: Martin aka the postman |
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