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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.

I ran this piece last year around Veteran's Day and missed it
this year but I think it is worth repeating anytime of the year
especially since a group of people that reject everything that is
good about our country have decided to use my mailbox as a
dumping place. I hope they all wake up some morning in Moscow.

"These Good Men"

I now know why men who have been to war yearn to reunite.
Not to tell stories or look at old pictures. Not to laugh
or weep. Comrades gather because they long to be with the
men who once acted their best, men who suffered and
sacrificed, who were stripped raw, right down to their humanity.

I did not pick these men. They were delivered by fate and
the U.S. Marine Corps. But I know them in a way I know no
other men. I have never given anyone such trust. They were
willing to guard something more precious than my life.
They would have carried my reputation, the memory of me.
It was part of the bargain we all made, the reason we were
so willing to die for one another.

I cannot say where we are headed. Ours are not perfect
friendships; those are the province of legend and myth.
A few of my comrades drift far from me now, sending back
only occasional word. I know that one day even these
could fall to silence. Some of the men will stay close,
a couple, perhaps, always at hand.

As long as I have memory, I will think of them all,
every day. I am sure that when I leave this world, my
last thought will be of my family and my comrades.

....such good men.

"These Good Men" by Michael Norman

buffalo says I am off shortly into the snow on a secret mission. Have
a good evening, enjoy the chips and don't let the weather get you.

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"So hello, Mabel. Yeah. I thought I'd call and tell you what happened
on my date last night. Gee, what a guy he was. A real he-man. Y'know
what I mean? And what a kisser...

No, he wasn't ugly. I mean, he really knew how to kiss. Yeah...

Well, when we were having dinner he asked me if I'd like to have
breakfast with him. And I said, 'Sure'. So he said, 'Should I phone
you, or nudge you?'. . ."

". . . So like 1 was telling you, Mabel, he took me home in a cab.
Yeah. Boy, what a spender...

Well, we got to my house, and 1 kissed him goodnight on the stoop. But
he wasn't satisfied. He came right inside with me. So I said, 'Looka
here. You have no business in my room at this time of the night.' I
wanted him to know that 1 was a lady. And you know what he said? He
said, '1 didn't come here for business. I came for pleasure.' How d'ya
like that?...

You know how I try to keep all men at arm's length. Can I help it if I
have very short arms? So, anyway, as it turned out, we had a fight.
Y'know what I mean? I wanted him to know right away that I'm not that
kind of a girl...

Yeah. So I bawled him out for about twenty minutes. And you know what
that louse did? He threw me right out of bed..."

". . . Well, anyway, Mabel, 1 don't care, because 1 have a date
tonight with that banker I met last month. Yeah. Boy, is he loaded!...

Sure, you know the one. Remember, I told you he had $50,000, a big
Cadillac, and his own business?.. .

Yeah, that's him. Boy, that should be some date tonight! Two weeks ago
he promised me the $50,000, last week he promised the Cadillac, and
tonight he's gonna give me the business. Boy, I can hardly wait..."

". . . So I also wanted to tell you about that guy I met at the dance
last week. Yeah, the dance at the 'Y' on the Grand Concourse. Well,
this here guy was a regular Continental. Spoke with an accent and
everything. He had dark black greasy hair, and dark black greasy
eyebrows, and dark black greasy teeth. A regulah doll he was. Yeah, he
was Latin so I was lettin'. . .

Whaddaya mean, how did 1 know he was a Latin lover? I could tell. All
he wanted to do was make love below the border . .

". . . So anyways, Mabel, like I was remarking, he called me his
Cherie. Little did he know. ..

Oh, that's French for 'dear'? I thought it meant something else. Oo,
am 1 embarrassed! ...

Yeah. So we went to this little place where the lights were low, and I
held his hand. But even that didn't stop him..."

" Well, Mabel, this guy just wouldn't give up. He may have looked
Latin, but he sure had Roman hands. Yeah, they roamed all over the
place...

Whassat? Of course I told him 1 was a good girl. And you know what he
said? He said, 'If you're that good, I'd like to try you myself.'...

Well, 1 tell you I was absolutely mortified. That's what I was,
mortified. And then and then he really put on the straw that broke my
back like a camel. Lemme tell you what he did. I was so unhappy about
it, 1 wouldn't tell nobody but you. Only 'cause you're my best
girlfriend. Well, arlyways, he took me aside and he offered me two
dollars if I'd go to bed with him. Yeah, and it's an experience I
don't wanna remember ...

Whaddaya mean, what's wrong with that? I'll tell you what's wrong: On
the way home 1 lost the two dollars..."

"But it really was an interesting evening, Mabel. And, oh yeah! I was
meaning to tell you something else. This here guy was tattooed all
over. And with moon pitchuh stars...

Uh-huh. All over him. On his right shoulder he had Randolph Scott, and
on his left shoulder was James Stewart. And on his chest he had Tony
Curtis...

Yeah. Then he took me to his apartment and he showed me Jimmy
Durante . . ."

"...Whassat, Mabel, you gotta go back to work? Well, awright, then. I
didn't have very much more to tell you about...

Yeah, I'm just gonna have to stop going out with him. He's a nice guy
but he's got a real bad habit. Every time he takes me out, he pinches
my cheek. Yeah ...

Whaddaya mean, what's wrong with him pinching my cheek? I'll tell you
what's wrong with him pinching my cheek. Every time he does it I can't
sit down for two days ...

Yeah ...

Well, I'm gonna have to hang you up now, Mabel. So long, Mabel ...

Yeah; 'bye . .

Stan Kegel

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Man Chips
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Man's Pearls of Wisdom

1. When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dick or a good memory. I don't remember, what I chose.

2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.

4. Impotence: Natu re's way of saying 'No hard feelings...'

5. There are only two four letter words tha t are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.

6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.

7. There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.

8. Virginity can be cured.

9. Virginity is not dignity, its lack of opportunity.

10. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too smal l.

12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.

13. Q: What's an Australian kiss?
A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.

14. A couple just married were happy with the w hole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing......

15. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life?
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16. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
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17. Despite the old saying, ' Don 't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives!!

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After watching a rather hot love scene on cable, the husband looked over at his wife and said, "How come you never make love to me like that?"

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We were taking six children on a camping trip. I drove the lead car with our gear, and my husband followed in the station wagon. At a tollbooth, I realized that we hadn't divided the cash supply, and my husband didn't have any money. I paid a double toll, explaining to the woman attendant, "I'm paying for the car behind me. He has all those children and no money."

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"The second way is if a man fumbles around and can't
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One detective says to the other, " The victim has traces of semen in
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Mary: "Did you ever try that 'spouse-swapping' thing?" Jill: "Well, my
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Three convicts were on their way to prison; a mobster, a drunk, and a
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while incarcerated. On the bus, the drunk guy turned to the mobster
and said, "So, what did you bring?" The mobster pulled out a box of
paints and explained that he intended to paint anything he could. He
wanted to become the da Vinci of the prison system. Then he asked the
drunk, "What did you bring?" He then pulled out a deck of cards,
grinned and said, "I brought cards. I can play poker, solitaire, gin,
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1472

Discussion About the Future of Movies

BJ: So what did you guys think about the 3D movie?

Rudy: It was too real. The scary parts were too scary.

Katie: I like the birds, but I could not catch them. So that
part was frustrating.

Sandi: The chairs were not comfortable.

Rudy: Maybe if they made a 3D movie about chasing rabbits.

Katie: Or one about running through the woods.

Sandi: I could see a 3D movie about a mattress factory.

Rudy: Maybe a 3D movie about hunting in the woods, that would
be nice.

Katie: Yeah Rudy, you got the right idea, or swimming in the lake.

Sandi: Or eating pizza.

BJ: They do make even a more realistic style of movie, it is a hologram.
The viewing area is small, but it is very real, the film has depth whereas
our current movies do not have depth. It would be like having another
person in this room with us who is not really here.

Rudy: Huh?

BJ: That would be the ultimate movie. A person could actually be a part
of the movie, play a role.

Katie: I could be Toto in the Wizard of Oz.

Rudy: I could be the Lion.

Sandi: I could be asleep.

The herd in Guthrie

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