THE POSTMAN'S CORNER Happiness is a voyage, not a destination  Zone Alarm internet Security suite The most complete internet Security Complete Internet Security • Protects you online and off • Stops threats before they infect your PC • Easy to set up and use Inbound and Outbound Protection Full Stealth Mode makes you invisible to hackers Kill Control blocks known malicious programs Stops Suspicious Program Activity down to the core Prevents 0-Hour Rootkit Attacks Virus & Spyware Removal of even the most malicious software Instant Virus Detection identifies new viruses in 0 to 2 hours on average http://www.thepostm  It's time for FREE Weber Grill. Get it Free Here. Free Weber Grill Giveaway http://www.thepostm  Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder or ADHD, is a real, and manageable, medical condition that affects millions of children and adolescents. Contrary to popular belief, ADHD is not a discipline problem. Everyday, millions of brain cells (or neurons) communicate with one another using chemicals (called neurotransmitters) relating to emotion, behavior, thinking and attention are generated by two specific neurotransmitters, norepinephrine and dopamine. The belief is that these specific neuro- transmitters may affect ADHD.  Congratulations! You have been chosen to receive a FREE Rachael Ray Chef Package! http://www.thepostm Now all the election BS has blown over. Life returns to normal for most middle class Americans. And the struggles continue for those who are hurting in this economy. If you read my page to any great regularity you will guess that my choice of candidacy did not win the presidency. Thats ok, I can only hope that president elect Obama can make good on his campaign promises and turn this great country of ours around. You will forgive me if I remain skeptical. History tells us that election campaign promises usually tend to be forgotten, once the individual is elected. A few weeks back,my favorite chair in the living room broke. Given that the lazy boy was over 15 years, it was definitely worn out. Tired of a spring poking me in the butt, I took the "War department" up to Art Van's to buy a new recliner. When we were there, we finally fessed up to the fact that we really needed a new couch and love seat as well. Finally, after spending half the morning sitting on just about every piece of furniture in the store, we made our selection on a living room group. When the salesman asked me how I would like to pay for it, I replied, "Who said I wanted to pay for it? Is there no FREE option?" Well apparently there wasn't. So I asked the salesman, "Hey, have you heard of Barack's 'share the wealth' program?" He had, so I told him to just mail the bill to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. By this time, "the war department" was so embarrassed she was 'glaring daggers' at me. since we had no money, we took advantage of the store's 12 months zero interest. We now sit comfortably on beautiful furniture we cannot afford:) We do hope you enjoy today's issue! Cordially Martin aka the postman  all the kings horses http://www.thepostm non fat milk http://www.thepostm dating progress http://www.thepostm dirty old man http://www.thepostm Eb's dating service http://www.thepostm Elmer Fudd at the playboy mansion http://www.thepostm life is full of surprises http://www.thepostm I wanna be loved by you http://www.thepostm cell phone message http://www.thepostm the REALLY smart car http://www.thepostm innocent boyfriend http://www.thepostm ____________ POWER point displays your new walmart store http://www.thepostm Interesting stuff Thanksgiving recipes http://www.thepostm photos that changed the world http://www.thepostm natures conception http://www.thepostm worlds healthiest foods http://www.thepostm Bob Dylan announced he will have a weekly music show on a satellite-radio station. It'll be an hour show, followed by another show that translates what Dylan said in the first hour. ____________ Girl: "I know you really look like Napoleon Bonaparte." Boy: "Great, isn't it?" Girl: " Yes, but you differ in one aspect from him." Boy: "And that is?" Girl: " You have to put your hand in your own blouse ____________ Q: How does a blonde turn on the air conditioner after sex? A: She turns the ignition key. ____________ Brendan had spent a week visiting his family in Kentucky. His sister-in-law and seven-year-old nephew went with him when he returned to the airport. After verifying his seat number with the counter attendant, Brendan walked back to his relatives and stated that he'd have to wait an additional three hours in the airport. "How come?" his nephew asked. "My plane has been grounded," Brendan explained. "Grounded?" the little boy said. "I didn't know planes had parents." ____________ Q: What's the nicest thing about a nudist wedding? A: You don't have to ask; you can *see* who the best man is. ____________ Two die-hard golfers, Mike & Steve, are out playing a round when a thunderstorm comes roaring in. On the third tee, a bolt of lighting comes down and strikes both golfers dead. Arriving at those pearly gates, God comes down to talk to the two men. "Sorry, but we made a mistake" says God, "it seems that it was not your time to die. Now, I can send you back, but you have to go back as someone different. It's just too confusing since they already had the funerals. In fact your wives are already dating" After the two golfers have a little talk they approach God and make their request "We decided we want to go back as a couple of dykes" says Mike, "... good looking dykes if you please" says Steve. "That's no problem," replies God "but I must know why you guys want to be dykes" "Well we figure if we go back as dykes we still get to have sex with woman..." says Mike, "...plus" adds Steve " we get to play from the ladies tee." ____________ BUFFALO Bill Love Chicken http://www.buffalos Tongue Tricks http://www.buffalos FUN PAGES from Lorraine You Monster http://tinyurl. Burger King Fresh http://tinyurl. Man's Greatest Wish http://tinyurl. THAT'S ALL FOLKS Have a nice day FROM: Martin aka the postman |
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