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It's absorbed quickly into your bloodstream for pain relief throughout your entire body. 4) Natural - Made from 100% natural ingredients. http://www.thepostm Good morning postman fans! It is a matter of history that when the Supreme Commander of the Allied Forces, General Dwight Eisenhower, found the victims of the death camps he ordered all possible photographs to be taken, and for the German people from surrounding villages to be ushered through the camps and even made to bury the dead. He did this because he said in words to this effect: 'Get it all on record now - get the films - get the witnesses -because somewhere down the road of history some bastard will get up and say that this never happened' This week, the UK debated whether to remove The Holocaust from its school curriculum because it 'offends' the Muslim population which claims it never occurred. It is not removed as yet. However, this is a frightening portent of the fear that is gripping the world and how easily each country is giving into it. It is now more than 60 years after the Second World War in Europe ended. How many years will it be before the attack on the World TradeCenter ... 'NEVER HAPPENED' ...because it offends some Muslim in the U.S. ??? We do hope you enjoy today's issue! Cordially Martin aka the postman You want more humor in your life? perhaps just reading The Postmans Corner is not enough for you. Then why don't you subscribe to JUST FOR GRINS.? Its FREE! (Recommended by Martin aka the postman) Ready to start your day with a laugh? Then grab this one! Each day, you'll get at least 2 great jokes, a hilarious cartoon, and some fun quotes. Always clean humor too! 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The grocer, his family in tow, saunters into the principal's office and introduces himself thus: "I am Sir Shortweight Bates. This is my wife, Lady Bates, my daughter Miss Bates and my son Master Bates." "Oh does he?" asks the bemused principal, "we will soon get him out of that terrible habit." ____________ A young bride was scouring the aisles of the supermarket. Up and down each aisle she went, then started over again. The store manager noticed this and went over to her. "Can I help you find something, miss?" he asked. "I's Mrs.!", she said proudly, "I just got married." "Congratulations, " said the manager. "What can I help you find?" "Scratch," she replied. "Scratch?" he asked, "Is that a new cleanser or something?" "No silly," she replied brightly. "My husband told me that his mother made everything from scratch, so I need to find some!" ____________ The teacher asked one of her young students if he knew his numbers. "Yes," he said. "I do. My father taught me." "Good. What comes after three." "Four," answers the boy. "What comes after six?" "Seven." "Very good," says the teacher. "Your dad did a good job. What comes after ten?" "A jack," says the little boy. ____________ A co-worker told George that George's wife was being un- faithful everyday at 1:30 in the afternoon with George's best friend. Worried and hurt, George ran home at 1:30 to see if this was true. He came back to the office contented and relieved. His co-worker asked him how it went. "Look," said George. "Don't start such terrible rumors! That guy isn't my best friend...I don't even know him." ____________ A world class sprinter was chatting with some friends in a fancy restaurant when he boasted. "I'm so fast, I'm sure I could beat a deer." A man at the next table heard the claim and approached the table. He said, "I heard you. I have a trained deer at my animal farm that I don't think you could beat. And to prove it, I'll wager $1,000,000.00 against your $!0,000.00 to prove you're wrong." The athlete, unwilling to be shown-up before his friends reluctantly accepted the bet. As the day of the big event which would be shown live on "Wide World of Sports" approached, our hero became nervous and asked his trainer for advise on how he could possibly outrun a deer. The trainer answered, "It's quite simple. All you have to do is "Pass The Buck." ____________ Now that the election is over, Sarah Palin is going to do her very best to show there is no animosity about losing the election. She has invited both Obama and Biden on a moose hunting trip. She has already lined up Dick Cheney to teach gun safety and Ted Kennedy to drive them to their cabins after the prehunt party ____________ Romance http://www.buffalos THAT'S ALL FOLKS Have a nice day FROM: Martin aka the postman |
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