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The IRS will issue new pencil sharpeners for all tax paying Americans...  We do hope you enjoy today's issue! Cordially Martin aka the postman THE COMICS trick on the blind man http://www.thepostm got em in the wrong place http://www.thepostm protection from sunburn http://www.thepostm a new tshirt for each of em http://www.thepostm too much milk http://www.thepostm when dogs ride http://www.thepostm prison the morning after http://www.thepostm a little fella http://www.thepostm the new airline offers plenty of amenities http://www.thepostm ____________  LETS GO TO THE MOVIES a good reason not to smoke the pope and GW http://www.thepostm the day the chicken overslepped http://www.thepostm big and little http://www.thepostm  INTERESTING STUFF ladder accident http://www.thepostm dog tricks....you command him http://www.thepostm the power of observation http://www.thepostm watch free movies on tv http://www.thepostm windows shortcuts http://www.thepostm pull my finger http://www.thepostm space forest ocean works http://www.thepostm ____________ There once was a man from Brighton Who said to his girl, you're a tight 'n She cried 'pon my soul You're in the wrong hole There's plenty of room in the right one. ____________ This guy goes to a doctor and says he has a problem with sex. "Doc, I think my dick is just too damn small," he says. The doctor asks him which drink he prefers. Well, Canadian beer," he replies quite bemused. "Aaaahhh. There's your problem, it shrinks things, those silly Canadian beers.. you should try drinking American beer. That makes things grow." Two months later the chap returns to the doctor with a big smile on his face. He shakes the doctor by the hand and thanks him. "I take it you now drink American beer??" asked the doctor. "Oh no, Doc," replies the man, "but I've got the wife on Canadian beer!" ____________ There was a black guy, a white guy, and a Chinese guy. They all had been in the bar before and saw this gorgeous woman. Well they made a bet to see who could make the woman scream. The black guy goes in a comes out and the women is laughing,Then the white guys goes in, well after he comes out she is laughing even harder. The Chinese guy goes in and after a few minutes she is screaming bloody murder. Then he comes out, and the other two guys said how did you do that, and the Chinese guy goes "Me play trick, me put hot sauce on my dick!" ____________ The call girl confided to her friend, "I'm afraid I'm going to have to give up analysis." "But why? Isn't Dr. Greene helping you?" "Yes, a lot," the call girl agreed. "Problem is, I just can't get used to lying down for a guy and then having him give me the bill." ____________ Two women are hiking in the woods. After an hour or so, they come to a stream. Unable to cross, they decide to walk along the stream and look for a narrower place. Fortunately they come to an old bridge spanning the stream. Deciding the bridge is safe, the two women proceed to cross. Halfway across, one woman stops and says to the other, "You know, I've always wanted to be like the guys, and pee off a bridge." The other woman looks around and says, "Well, I don't see anyone around, now's your chance!" The first woman drops her hiking shorts and backs over to the side of the bridge. As she begins to urinate, she looks over her shoulder. "Holy shit!" she exclaims, "I just pissed in a canoe!" Alarmed, the second woman hurries over and peeks at the stream. "Calm down," she says. "That wasn't a canoe you pissed in, it was just your reflection." ____________ A woman visiting Salt Lake City in the latter half of the 18th century sees someone that she thinks may be Brigham Young, the leader of the Mormon church. Woman: "Are you Brigham Young?" Brigham Young: "I am." Woman: "Are you the Brigham Young that is the head of the Mormon church?" Brigham Young: "I am." Woman: "Are you the Brigham Young that led the Mormons to Utah?" Brigham Young: "I am." Woman: "Are you the Brigham Young that denounces all Christian religions as false except Mormonism?" Brigham Young: "I am." About this time, the woman is beginning to lose her temper. Woman: "Are you the Brigham Young who preaches polygamy?" Brigham Young: "I am." Now she's really getting mad. Woman: "Are you the Brigham Young who has 26 wives?" Brigham Young: "I am." Then furiously, she says - Woman: "You ought to be hung!" Brigham Young: "I am." BUFFALO Bill Babes At The Beach http://www.buffalos Bad Police Search http://www.buffalos Worst Seats http://www.buffalos FUN PAGES from Lorraine Ronald Falls on Hard Times http://tinyurl. Ronald Falls on Hard Times http://tinyurl. Godfather of Soul in Trouble http://tinyurl. THAT'S ALL FOLKS! Have a nice day! FROM: Martin aka the postman |
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