THE POSTMAN'S CORNER You say, "If I had a little more, I should be very satisfied." You make a mistake. If you are not content with what you have, you would not be satisfied if it were doubled. --Charles Haddon Spurgeon  Hundreds of FREE Screensavers! Totally Free! Thousands of free photos & exclusive 3-D animations to choose from NO registration required NO Spyware or Adware http://www.thepostm  Free Family Guy T-shirt Giveaway Would you like a FREE Family Guy T-shirt by participating in a special promotion? The FREE Family Guy T-shirt could be yours! We'll send you once you complete our short survey. http://www.thepostm  It's time to get a FREE $250 Gift Card (Olive Garden, Red Lobster, Marie Calendars, T.G.I. Fridays, Maggianos, Macaroni Grill) now! http://www.thepostm  The FREE GPS Navigation could be yours! We'll send you once you complete our short survey:It's time to get a FREE GPS Navigation now! You only need to fill out a yes/no short survey to claim FREE GPS Navigation. 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Cordially Martin aka the postman THE COMICS late one night... http://www.thepostm just say no http://www.thepostm good sleepin weather http://www.thepostm a handson prince http://www.thepostm the Lockhorns http://www.thepostm carpal tunnel http://www.thepostm stupid construction accident http://www.thepostm Tim Conway and Johnny Carson http://www.thepostm Richard Pryor for president http://www.thepostm Bush in 2000 Palin in 2008 http://www.thepostm careless funeral director http://www.thepostm fishing boat http://www.thepostm ____________  INTERESTING STUFF what does a bear do in the woods http://www.thepostm nuclear waste and hospitals http://www.thepostm POWER POINT DISPLAYS Chinese tradition http://www.thepostm A moral dilemma http://www.thepostm A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel. He went up to the pimp, and asked him what he had. The pimp showed him a blonde whore for $50, but she was far too expensive. The pimp then showed him a brunette for $10, but she was also too expensive. Finally the pimp showed him a whore for $1, who happened to have her legs open ready. The man agreed, but the pimp said he must wear a black condom. So the man wore the condom and bonked his heart out and had the time of his life. He enjoyed it so much he went back the next day for the same $1 whore, and again had to wear a black condom. Again the prostitute had her legs open ready. When he went the day after, he asked the pimp why he must wear a black condom? The pimp told him "To show respect for the dead." ____________ Thinking his son would enjoy seeing the reenactment of a Civil War battle, my niece's husband took the boy, Will, to the event. But the poor child was terrified by the booming cannons. During a lull, Will's dad finally got him calmed down. That's when the Confederate general yelled, "Fire at will!" ____________ Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their nuts! A man says to his wife, "You never tell me when you have an orgasm." The wife replies, "You're never home." ____________ Three women are in a gym locker room dressing up to play racquetball. Suddenly, a guy runs through the room wearing nothing but a bag over his head and passes the three women.As he passes the first woman, she looks down at his willy. "He's not my husband," she says.He passes by the second woman, who also looks down at his willy. "He's not my husband either," she says, also not recognizing the unit.He passes by the third woman, who takes a good long look as he runs by her. "Wait a minute," she says. "He's not even a member of this club." ____________ A woman and her young daughter were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother one Sunday. As they passed through the cemetery on the way back to their car, the little girl said, "Mommy? Do they ever bury 2 people in the same grave?" "Oh no, of course not, dear!" the mother replied. "Why on earth would you think that?" "Well, that one back there said 'Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.'" ____________ An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after an entire semester dealing with a broad array of topics. The class was already seated and ready to go when the professor picked up his chair, plopped it on his desk and wrote on the board: "Using everything we have learned this semester, prove that this chair does not exist." Fingers flew, erasers erased, notebooks were filled in furious fashion. Some students wrote over 30 pages in one hour attempting to refute the existence of the chair. One member of the class however, was up and finished in less than a minute. Weeks later when the grades were posted, the rest of the group wondered how he could have gotten an "A" when he had barely written anything at all. They found his answer consisted of two words: "What chair?" Buffalo Bill Kite Surfer http://www.buffalos Meet My Doggie http://www.buffalos Never trust A Woman http://www.buffalos Darwin Awards Rejects http://www.buffalos THAT'S ALL FOLKS Have a nice day FROM: Martin aka the postman |
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