THE POSTMAN'S CORNER Modern man is frantically trying to earn enough to buy things he's too busy to enjoy. Frank A. Clark  BOUNTY BIG QUILTS - Soft on Skin, Tough on Spills! Get Your FREE* Value Pack of 15 Rolls of BOUNTY Name Brand Paper Towel and watch everyday messes erase like magic! BOUNTY Big Quilts absorb faster than the average paper towel so you can get the job done in one clean sweep. http://www.thepostm  Congratulations! You have been chosen to receive a FREE $500 Restaurant Critic Gift Card! Take advantage of this unique offer and indulge yourself with a FREE $500 Restaurant Critic Gift Card! http://www.thepostm  Herbal Essences Shampoo FREE* Samples Don't stress over untamed tresses! Get your FREE* Samples of HERBAL ESSENCES None of Your Frizzness shampoo & conditioner. 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Make sure your tank is full of fuel and dump a little "Stable" in it and let it run long enough to draw it into the carbuerator. It'll help prevent the gas from going bad. 4. If you have a trickle down, it won't hurt to put it on a couple days every month to keep the charge up. Then sit around for the next 4 months until we can all meet up down the road for another great season:) We do hope you enjoy today's issue! Cordially Martin aka the postman  THE COMICS a problem with a resume http://www.thepostm it never occured to you? http://www.thepostm Don't mind me http://www.thepostm I need a bailout http://www.thepostm mistake at the restaurant http://www.thepostm balls hang out http://www.thepostm Chinese recall http://www.thepostm balls hangin low? http://www.thepostm Chinese recall http://www.thepostm Rodney Carrington http://www.thepostm the best of cats http://www.thepostm ____________ INTERESTING STUFF John McCain's concession speech http://www.thepostm America the beautiful http://www.thepostm friends with benefits wedding http://www.thepostm POWER POINT DISPLAY for the ladies http://www.thepostm the wise old man http://www.thepostm Mary: Don't you just hate when you want ONE cookie, but you have to buy whole bag to get one? Jill: Right! Or maybe you want ONE doughnut, but you have to buy the whole box of a dozen! Mary: And the hotel charges for the whole night when you're going to use it for only a couple of hours! ____________ It was at the office party. As they lay on the office reception couch in the darkened room, their breath came hot and fast. "Oh, Melvin, oh Melvin," she said passionately, "You've never made love to me like this before. Is it because of the holiday spirit?" "No," he panted. "It is probably because I am not Melvin!" ____________ Two political candidates were having a hot debate. Finally, one of them jumped up and yelled at the other ,"What about the powerful interest that controls you?" And the other guy screamed back, "You leave my wife out of this!" ____________ His girlfriend's father was interviewing Young Charles. "So," said that impressive personage, "you want to be my so-in-law, do you? "Not particularly, your daughter I haven't much choice, have I?" ____________ Little Johnny's dad was a farmer in a poor district of the country. One day his Uncle Abner came to visit. Since there were limited accommodations, he was required to sleep with his young nephew, Little Johnny. When Uncle Abner came into the bedroom, he saw the Little Johnny Kneeling at the side of the bed with his head bowed. Thinking this was the child's religious upbringing, he decided to present a good example and kneeled at the other side of the bed with his head bowed. Little Johnny looked up and said, "Whatcha doin'?" "Why, the same thing you're doing", replied Uncle Abner. "Ma's gonna be mad", said Little Johnny. "Why will she be mad?" asked Uncle Abner. "Because the bed pan's on this side!" responded Little Johnny. ____________ A guy's wife and kids all came down with the flu. Upon returning home from the pediatrician' to his ailing wife. After preparing some chicken soup for her, he picked up the phone to call her doctor. The receptionist picked up and he related the situation to her. She then told him that the office was going to be closed for a couple of days, but that his wife could have an appointment in 3 days. He went ballistic and yelled into the phone, "Three days?! The doctor can't see her for three days?! She could be dead by then!" Calmly the voice at the other end of the line replied, "If so, would you please call to cancel the appointment? ____________ The Man With No Face http://tinyurl. Commercial Of The Year http://www.buffalos Farmers 3 Daughters http://www.buffalos THAT'S ALL FOLKS have a nice day! FROM: Martin aka the postman |
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