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As I grew up a bit and discovered it was not necessary to use such crude language, that expression became "BS". Q. What did I really mean when I used those expressions? A. I meant that something was ridiculous, or idiotic or a half truth, or just stupid. It covered any number of negative formats. The dictionary defines it as: nonsense; especially: foolish insolent talk, etc. I have decided that I no longer will use either of those expressions in the future. When I have the need to express those feelings, I will use the word "Pelosi". Let me use it in a sentence: "That is just a bunch of 'Pelosi'". I encourage you to do the same. It is such a good word. It really packs a lot of punch. We are no longer being vulgar. But it clearly expresses our feelings. If enough of us use it, possibly we can get the word in the dictionary. And that would be a fitting legacy for the current Speaker of the House. We do hope you enjoy today's issue! Cordially Martin aka the postman THE COMICS so long assholes http://www.thepostm I find you attractive http://www.thepostm the husband gives her what she wants http://www.thepostm cochroach birthdays http://www.thepostm second wind http://www.thepostm topless woman http://www.thepostm the dating service http://www.thepostm  LETS GO TO THE MOVIES Paul Hunt humor http://www.thepostm the Flintstones http://www.thepostm the baseball announcer http://www.thepostm wake up call-wav file http://www.thepostm  INTERESTING STUFF freaky vampire chick http://www.thepostm animals in motion http://www.thepostm reduce your food bill http://www.thepostm how to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you http://www.thepostm Digg, news images, videos http://www.thepostm global issues http://www.thepostm red velvet cake-a recipe http://www.thepostm  A woman turned to her husband and said, "Next week is our 30th wedding anniversary. What do you think we ought to do?" Her husband thought carefully before giving his answer. "Have a moment of silence?" ____________ Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. One of the students said to his friend: "I'm sure he has Petry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that."The other student says: "No, I don't think so. The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome. He walks just as we learned in class." Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man. They approached him and one of the students said to him: "We're medical students and couldn't help but notice the way you walk, but we couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have. Could you tell us what it is?" The old man said: "I'll tell you, but first you must tell me what you think."One of the students said: "I think it's Petry Syndrome." The old man said: "You thought..... Then the other student said: "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome." The old man said: "You thought..... So they asked him: "Well, what do you have?" The old man said: "I thought it was GAS......... ____________ Joe left for a two day trip to Chicago to visit his sisters. He was only a few blocks away from his house when he realized he'd left his wallet on top of his dresser. He turned around and headed back to the house. He quietly entered the door, walked into the kitchen. He saw his wife washing the breakfast dishes, wearing her skimpiest negligee. She looked so good that he tiptoed up behind her, reached out, and squeezed her left breast. "Leave only one quart of milk," she said. "Joe won't be here for breakfast tomorrow." ____________ A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me toshow it to you!" ____________ There was a mine in a small town that completely coll- apsed. One of the engineers who miraculously survived the disaster went into the local watering hole. The bar was empty except for one lonely soul at the other end of the bar. "Hey bartender" said the Engineer, "I'll have a beer and pour another one for my friend down at the end there." The bartender responded, "I'm sorry sir but that guy's a commie and we don't serve his kind around here." "Well, you'd better because if it weren't for that guy I wouldn't be here. You remember that mine that caved in? Well I was in that mine and so was that guy. When the last of us were escaping, he held the roof of the mine up with his head! So get him a beer and if you don't believe me just look at the top of his head and you'll see that it's flat from holding the roof up." The bartender skeptically served the commie his beer and then came back to talk to the Engineer, "I saw the flat spot on his head but I also couldn't help noticing the bruising under his chin. What is that all about?" The engineer responded: "Oh...that's where we put the jack." ____________ Q: What do rocks and women have in common? A: You can skip the flat ones! Q: What is the difference between a blonde and "The Titanic"? A: They know how many men went down on "The Titanic". Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? A: Bigfoot has been spotted. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a telephone? A: It costs 25 cents to use a telephone. ____________ One afternoon, a woman was visiting a zoo. When the afternoon was about to end, she found herself near the kangaroos. Friendly as they were, she started to pet them. Suddenly an uncontrollable urge came over her to reach down and squeeze the poor animal's balls. She had squeezed too hard, as the kangaroo started to wildly jump around. Higher and higher, the kangaroo jumped around until it cleared the high fence and escaped. Scared, the woman looked around to see if anybody noticed her actions. She saw the zookeeper running toward her, so she started to run. As the zookeeper caught up, he pleaded while pulling down his pants ... "Sorry, ma'am, but you're going to have to squeeze mine, too! I'm the guy who has to catch that thing." BUFFALO Bill Great Nights http://www.buffalos Routine Exam http://www.buffalos Ass Kickers http://www.buffalos THAT'S ALL FOLKS Have a nice day FROM: Martin aka the postman |
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