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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.

This from Scott.

Well, now we know the real problem.

This is why American manufacturing is in the dumper!

The reason magnificent plants like this one cannot be built in the US...UAW - United Auto Workers (Union). This is the main reason companies outsource to foreign countries...

Ford Assembly Plant in Brazil.......

Interesting ... It will help you understand the "de-mise" of the 'Big Three Auto builders in the US of A...

This is a video of a new Ford plant in Brazil .

One look at this and you will be able to tell why there will probably never be another one built in the USA .

It will also point out why more assembly plants will go offshore.

http://info.detnews.com/video/index.cfm?id=1189 < http://info.detnews.com/video/index.cfm?id=1189 > and.. pay attention to the last few words ( after 3:00). It says a lot!

buffalos says This is the future of auto making and it is mostly 10 year old
technology. It is true that use of robotics does require fewer employees.
That reduces the money that flows into the UAW and reduces their power.
It also reduces the amount of legacy costs for the automakers. Robots
don't retire, they get scrapped. Also reduced is the amount of repetitive
motion injuries and you have a healthier workforce working better in an
ergonomic environment. There is a shift in job emphasis requiring a better
understanding of programming and the ability to maintain and repair
these robots and computer controlled lines and quality control all require
increased training and higher pay. Repair and rework is necessary too
because for example when a robot welder is MIG welding a frame and
a tip clogs halfway through a car frame it may sense the problem and
stop itself but real humans have to go in and fix the problem and rerun
the program from the breakdown onward.

That is the new future of auto making, it does require fewer people but
you can get a better product with less people and less cost. The
alternative is total loss of jobs.

Enjoy the chips..... buffalo

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A. Jesus mate, no worries. Men only use rubbers when they are sober anyway. Guess that means you've been pissed for two months which makes you one lucky b@st@rd! Just on a medical note rubbers are good when you do an Abo as they are smelly bastards, Oh and Roos too, helps avoid bush rash.

Q. Dear Bruce my girlfriend got upset when I suggested I use an old girlfriend's vibrator on her.
A. No worries. I've seen this before. Women need reassuring. Tell the stupid bitch that you have cleaned it since you last used it. Sometimes Sheila's get hung up on hygiene.

Q. Dear Bruce I gave my sister one up the shitter and now she wants me to do her mate.
A. Eh mate you're from Melbourne right? No worries mate, as long as her mate is a Sheila it's ok.

Q. Dear Bruce, After my last Hockey game I got an erection in the showers. Is this normal , I am a single guy and like girls.
A. Nah mate you're queer. Only queers play hockey.

Q .Dear Bruce, my wife says I don't use enough lubricant before we have sex.
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Q. Dear Bruce , I am beginning to suspect I am gay. I wear leather trousers and have just grown a Freddie Mercury moustache. I don't know who to turn to.
A. Get a grip of yourself man. Face facts, be logical: You're queer, no one likes you , get a gun, blow your brains out.

Q. Dear Bruce my girl friend says we don't do enough foreplay.
A. Geez mate, you had me stumped for a bit. I didn't recognise the word Foreplay. Then it struck me, Fore is what you shout in golf.. Jeez guy, men don't play golf with women but it's ok for her practice putting with your dick.

Q. Dear Bruce, I fooled around with a Kiwi and now I have a dose. What do I do ?
A. Deny ,deny, deny, deny, deny and never ever ,ever, ever ,ever admit to going with a kiwi.

Q. Bruce the boys are telling me there is such a thing as Dingo sex.
What is it ? A. There are two types. The first one when you wake up next to a f*cking ugly Sheila and you chew your arm off to escape rather than wake her, just like a dingo caught in a trap, and the other one is when you drink too much and your old boy it Dingo in and dingo hard.

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Playoff Game

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Rudy: A-Roo!

Katie: Let's go. I have my cheerleader outfit packed.

Sandi: Did you bring sandwiches and a sleeping bag?

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