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The wife has been on my case to get the Christmas lights up for a couple of weeks. They are up now and for some reason she will not talk to me.  We do hope you enjoy today's issue! Cordially Martin aka the postman! RECOMMENDED READING FOR TODAY: SUBSCRIBE TO: DAILY BRAIN TEASER & PUZZLE CLUB ITS FREE! Join the internets longest running Brain Teaser and Puzzle newsletter. We offer a Daily Brain Teaser as well as 25+ other daily puzzles like Fill Ins, Crosswords, Sudoku and our exclusive puzzles like ScrabbleCross, Word Jumble Sudoku, Pick and Choose and many more, So have some fun and join our free newsletter. Sent 5 or 6 times a week. (recommended by Martin aka the postman) This and many other free ezines can be found at: http://www.tinyurl. THE COMICS an accident http://www.thepostm during the parade http://www.thepostm a health nut http://www.thepostm tired of it http://www.thepostm when the romance is dead http://www.thepostm well, I did ask http://www.thepostm Popeye http://www.thepostm PRESS RELEASE:  Still Searching For the Right Grant? Your search may soon be over! Our team of researchers has worked hard to develop a Government Funding CD that actually takes most of the work out of applying for a grant! 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INTERESTING STUFF better than sex http://www.thepostm Joe the plummer may sue http://www.thepostm 15 people who changed the internet forever http://www.thepostm motivational posters http://www.thepostm buying and thawing a turkey http://www.thepostm the immegration game http://www.thepostm nothing something nothing http://www.thepostm twin spin-game http://www.thepostm economicrot http://www.thepostm "Doctor," the embarrassed man said, "I have a sexual problem. I can't get it up for my wife anymore." "Mr. Thomas, bring her back with you tomorrow and let me see what I can do," said the doctor. The next day, the worried fellow returned with his wife. "Please take off your clothes, Mrs. Thomas," requested the doctor. The woman obliged. "Now, turn all the way around... Lie down please... Uh-huh, I see... Okay, you can put your clothes back on now." The doctor took the husband aside and explained, "You're in perfect health, mister. Your wife didn't give me an woody either." ____________ Little Johnny's 2nd-grade teacher was quizzing them on the alphabet. "Johnny," she says, "what comes after 'O'?" Johnny says, "God, I'm coming!!" ___________ Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas? A: They can't find the zipper. Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive? A: Her ankles. Q. Did you hear the new and politically correct name for "lesbian"? A. It has been changed to "vagitarian" Q. What is a chastity belt? A. A laborsaving device. __________ Judge: Please identify yourself for the record. Defendant: Commander Ebenezer Jackson. Judge: What does the "Commander" stand for? Defendant: Well, it's kinda like the "Honorable" in front of your name, not a damn thing. ____________ "You have got to change those diapers every day. When it says six to twelve pounds on the side of the Pampers box, they're not lying. That is all those things will hold." - Jeff Foxworthy ____________ Kurt was going out with a nice girl and finally popped the question. "Will you marry me, darling?" he asked. Lisa smiled coyly and said, "Yes, if you'll buy me a mink." Kurt thought for a moment and then replied, "Okay, it's a deal, on one condition." "What is that?" Lisa asked. "You'll have to clean the cage," Kurt replied. ____________ "Two teenage girls in Georgia robbed a bank. I have to say one thing. It's nice to see young women stealing money without the help of divorce lawyers." - Craig Ferguson ____________ Once upon a time there was a woman who decided to open a tea room. She picked an ideal location and pretty soon business was booming. Then she got greedy and thought she would skimp on the ingredients and make more profit. She found that she could use her tea bags over and over and nobody seemed to notice. But soon her customers got fed up with weak tea. Her business failed and after a while she was bankrupt. The Moral Of The Story: Honest tea is the best policy. FUN PAGE from Lorraine Other Woman's Mucus http://tinyurl. Dirty Job http://tinyurl. Nipple Twist http://tinyurl. BUFFALO Bill Tit Mans Dream http://www.buffalos Bi-Sexual http://www.buffalos Better Or Worse http://www.buffalos THAT'S ALL FOLKS! Have a nice day FROM: Martin aka the postman |
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