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A Proclamation by the President of the United States of America
On Veterans Day, we pay tribute to the service and sacrifice of the
men and women who in defense of our freedom have bravely worn the
uniform of the United States.
From the fields and forests of war-torn Europe to the jungles of
Southeast Asia, from the deserts of Iraq to the mountains of
Afghanistan, brave patriots have protected our Nation's ideals,
rescued millions from tyranny, and helped spread freedom around the
globe. America's veterans answered the call when asked to protect
our Nation from some of the most brutal and ruthless tyrants,
terrorists, and militaries the world has ever known. They stood tall
in the face of grave danger and enabled our Nation to become the
greatest force for freedom in human history. Members of the Army,
Navy, Air Force, Marines, and Coast Guard have answered a high
calling to serve and have helped secure America at every turn.
Our country is forever indebted to our veterans for their quiet
courage and exemplary service. We also remember and honor those who
laid down their lives in freedom's defense. These brave men and
women made the ultimate sacrifice for our benefit. On Veterans Day,
we remember these heroes for their valor, their loyalty, and their
dedication. Their selfless sacrifices continue to inspire us today
as we work to advance peace and extend freedom around the world.
With respect for and in recognition of the contributions our service
members have made to the cause of peace and freedom around the
world, the Congress has provided (5 U.S.C. 6103(a)) that November 11
of each year shall be set aside as a legal public holiday to honor
America's veterans.
NOW, THEREFORE, I, GEORGE W. BUSH, President of the United States of
America, do hereby proclaim November 11, 2008, as Veterans Day and
urge all Americans to observe November 9 through November 15, 2008,
as National Veterans Awareness Week. I encourage all Americans to
recognize the bravery and sacrifice of our veterans through
ceremonies and prayers. I call upon Federal, State, and local
officials to display the flag of the United States and to support
and participate in patriotic activities in their communities. I
invite civic and fraternal organizations, places of worship,
schools, businesses, unions, and the media to support this national
observance with commemorative expressions and programs.
IN WITNESS WHEREOF, I have hereunto set my hand this thirty-first
day of October, in the year of our Lord two thousand eight, and of
the Independence of the United States of America the two hundred and
thirty-third.
GEORGE W. BUSH
In Flanders field the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
That mark our place; and in the sky
The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.
We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
Loved and were loved, and now we lie
In Flanders fields.
Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
If ye break with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
In Flanders fields.
~Major John McCrae, May 1915.~
Via Lesley
It's 0530 and Eva and I are sitting at the workstation having a
bowl of ice cream and watching Maggie and the Ferocious Beast on
Noggin. Some may say discipline is at an all time low around
here but neither of us have anywhere to be tomorrow until 1100. Then
I will pause and say a prayer for the veteran's past and present,
living and dead to whom we owe our way of life. It is important that
at this point in our history as we go through a great change that
all of us who are capable are vigilant against forces that would
take away everything we have gained over the past 232 years. Once
when I was a teenager WWl veterans were plentiful and healthy, now
there is only one left. Our WWll veterans are in their 80's and 90's
and the Korean War Veterans are not far behind. Even the troops of
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great-grandchildren, and those who served in Kosovo, Afghanistan,
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1464
The Daily Flyer
BJ: So what are you calling your newspaper?
Sandi: We have not settled on a name yet. It will be the
Chronicle, or the Flyer, or perhaps the Post, or Times. We would
like something unique.
BJ: Maybe something like the Courier?
Sandi: I will bring it up to the group. Have you read today's
edition. It is mine.
BJ: No, I have not read it. I have been a bit disappointed with
the
others. Okay let me read yours Sandi.
An Editorial from Sandi
Dear Friends we know not where the next few years will take us. A
lot of us did not vote for the President we will have. I for one
can only offer that we should bow down in prayer if not for him
then for Him. We need to find ourselves. We have been lost in
greed. See the many companies that have been looted. It is
time to search our souls and find the humanity that resides in
each of us and rise to the top. Dear friends before it is too late
we must act to save our nation, more importantly we must act to save
our souls. I leave you with this. Sandi
You wrote this Sandi?
Sandi blushing: Yes.
BJ: This is wonderful. I think I will read more of your newspapers
after all.
The herd in Guthrie
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