THE POSTMAN'S CORNER! "Learn all you can, "An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest."  Which candidate will be a better president? Would you rather choose John McCain or Barack Obama? Tell us. Then complete the program requirements for a FREE $250 Visa(R) Gift Card. http://www.thepostm  You ready for kickoff? How about tickets to go see your favorite pro football team! A $500 Value" Yours FREE!Are You Ready for Some Football? Participate in our Football Promotion and you'll get FREE Pro Football Tickets! A $500 Value! Don't miss any of the exciting action! Show your team spirit and catch the games LIVE in the stadium! http://www.thepostm  Pick your favorite topping. Get $250 in Papa John's(R) Gift Cards, FREE http://www.thepostm Today, daylight savings time came to an end for the season here in the USA. if you forgot to turn your clock back, then that means you showed up for church and no one was there. For me it means very little, with no job to report to, I wake up without a clock. She went to work today. And regardless of what the digital time said from Comcast cable on my tv set, my biological clock woke up way early, still on the old system. You can't just automatically change that one. So, I went to Miejer this morning. That's our local version of a Walmart here. I did my walking like I'm supposed to, but you know, every time I made a round, I passed the bakery. And also those absolutely delicious rasberry filled bismarks. So when I was done I got me one. Now, I'm thinkin, "If the war department knows I bought a donut, I'm gonna be in deep trouble." So, I also bought one of those custard filled chocolate covered long johns. Which happens to be her favorite kind. I'm thinkin, that with a little bribery, I won't get in trouble if she has one too. Only problem was, That bismark was so good, I'm sitting here looking at her long john, and I ate hers too:) (I hid the wrappers so she will never know hehe) Did you know that the postman's printer cartridge store is open? There are a couple good reasons you should buy your ink and cartridges from the postman store. 1st, its a great deal! Right now if you buy 2 cartridges you get a third one for free! You can't lose on that! The second reason? The proceeds from the sales all go to support THE POSTMAN'S CORNER! this page is FREE to everyone! Without your support it cannot continue! After all, you have to buy em from somewhwere and why not do it to support THE POSTMAN"S CORNER! http://www.thepostm Tired of paying way too much for your ink and toner? Then you're in luck, because at ClickInks we're obsessed with saving you money! With our buy 2 get 1 free offer on select cartridges, free shipping on orders over $50, and a 100% money back guarantee you've got nothing to lose and EVERYTHING to gain! http://www.thepostm We do hope you enjoy today's issue Cordially Martin aka the postman THE COMICS not a good thing http://www.thepostm the unfortunate discovery http://www.thepostm a desperate woman http://www.thepostm big shoes http://www.thepostm  LETS GO TO THE MOVIES how to get jail from a traffic ticket http://www.thepostm office stress 3 http://www.thepostm office stress 4 http://www.thepostm  POWER POINT DISPLAYS cartoons http://www.thepostm the cracked pot http://www.thepostm Indian summer http://www.thepostm There is a guy who has a dog that doesn't obey him. Then he sees an ad in the paper for a great dog trainer. So, he decides to go to the dog trainer and get his dog trained. The guy walks in the room and asks, "Can you train my dog, and are you a good trainer?" The trainer replies, "Well, I can train your dog, and I will give you a demonstration of how good I am." He dumped a box full of bones on the floor and blew a whistle. The first dog came in and made a skeleton with the bones. "Wow!" said the guy, "What kind of dog is that?" "That's a nurse's dog," said the trainer. Then he blows the whistle again and a second dog comes in the room. That dog makes a big building. The man says, "Wow! What kind of dog is that?" "That's an architect's dog," replies the trainer. Then the trainer blows the whistle again and a third dog comes in. That dog takes the bones, screws the other two dogs and runs away. "Wow! What kind of dog is that?" says the man. "That's a lawyer's dog!" ____________ I was going down an elevator with three or four women, all of whom were strangers to me. At the first floor, I automatically stepped to one side to let them all off. As the last one preceded me, she turned and said, "When Women's Lib takes over, you'll get off first." "Listen, lady," I said, smiling, "I'm a Woman's Lib-er myself. I want all women to be free." "You do?" she said, rather astonished. "Yes," I said. "I hate it when they charge." ____________ Wife: "You always carry my photo in your wallet.. Why?" Hubby: "When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your picture and the problem disappears." Wife: "You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?" Hubby: "Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?" ____________ One day, a painter found himself short of help and went to the unemployment office to hire someone for the day. When he arrived, they didn't have any painters available, but they did have a gynecologist there. He reluctantly took him along to help. A couple of weeks later, the painter returned to the unemployment office needing temporary help again. This time there were two painters there, but instead he asked for the gynecologist again. The clerk asked, "Why do you want a gynecologist when we have two professional painters you can take right now?" He said, "Two weeks ago when I hired the gynecologist, we arrived at the house and it was locked with nobody home. But I'll be damned if that gynecologist didn't stick his hand through the mail slot and paint the whole house!!" ____________ "According to a new survey, 76 percent of men said what they look for most in a woman is a sense of humor and a good personality. This was a survey published in 'Full Of Crap Magazine.'" - Conan O'Brien ____________ BUFFALO Bill Messed Up http://buffalosjoke Embarassing http://buffalosjoke A Little Unsafe http://buffalosjoke THAT'S ALL FOLKS Have a nice day FROM: Martin aka the postman |
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