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The Comics wedding vows http://www.thepostm good advice http://www.thepostm The Clintons new home http://www.thepostm George's new strategy http://www.thepostm fuel prices http://www.thepostm now thats potent http://www.thepostm need a new name http://www.thepostm that's odd http://www.thepostm  Lets go to the movies the uro club http://www.thepostm foolish skateboarder http://www.thepostm weight liftin http://www.thepostm amazing grace http://www.thepostm  Interesting stuff shy mooner http://www.thepostm drunk politics http://www.thepostm hoover craft racing http://www.thepostm how many camels is she worth? http://www.thepostm perfect man and woman http://www.thepostm "How was dance class today, Melinda?" "Oh, it was great, Daddy. In fact, two boys got into a fight over dancing with me!" Melinda said "Oh?" said her father, his interest piqued. Melinda continued "Yes! First Richard told John, 'You dance with her,' then John told Richard, 'No, YOU dance with her!'" ____________ A band performing at an outdoor concert kept playing although the crowd had dwindled down to one man. Finally, the tired musicians told the man that if he left, they could all go home. "It's up to you," he answered. "I'm just waiting to put away all those folding chairs." ____________ John is in bed with a girl and no matter what he does, he just can't seem to get an erection. She says, "Come on, will you? Do SOMETHING !" He says, "Like what?" She says, "Put your foot in." He sticks his foot in, and she has one hell of a good old time riding it. A few days later, his foot is swelling up, has a runny, red rash, and it's starting to itch. He goes to the doctor to have it looked at. The doctor says calmly, "Well, my friend, it seems you have gonorrhea of the big toe." John says, "GONORRHEA OF THE BIG TOE? Shit, Doc, I bet that's pretty rare!" The doctor says, "Yeah, it's pretty rare. Of course, it's not as rare as the girl who was in here this morning with athlete's pussy." ____________ A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye, too. He says to him, "Hey, this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes; mind if I ask how you got yours?" The other guy says, "Well, it just happened, it was a tongue twister accident. See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the most massive breasts in the world was there. So, instead of saying, 'I'd like two tickets to Pittsburgh,' I accidentally said, 'I'd like two pickets to Tittsburgh'. The first guy replied, "Wow! This is unbelievable. Mine was a tongue-twister too."I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to my wife, "Please pour me a bowl of Frosties, honey.' But I accidentally said, 'You have ruined my life you evil, self-centered, fat-assed bitch.' ____________ A little girl received a hamster from her Grandma. Inevitably, one day he escaped from his cage. The family turned the house upside down and finally found him. Several weeks later, while the girl was at school, he escaped from his cage again. They searched and searched, ever more frantically, but never found the critter. Hoping to make the loss less painful for her, the girl's mother took the cage out of her room. When she came home from school that afternoon, she went to her room as usual. Then she walked out, climbed into her mother's lap, and announced, "We've got a serious problem.""What is that?" asked her mom. "Not only is my hamster gone again, but this time he took his cage with him!" ____________ Q: What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo? A: The southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with a recipe. 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