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or to be able to
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Consuelo is reluctant but goes ahead and takes a sip. It is
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The next night the Mexican comes home from work and tells his
wife to get two glasses out of the cupboard. He proceeds to
fill the two glasses. The result is the same. The tequila is
excellent and the couple drinks until the sun comes up.

Finally Friday night comes and the Mexican comes home and tells
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will drink Tequila."

His wife gets the glass from the cupboard and sets it on the
table. The Mexican begins to fill the glass; and when he fills
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glass?"

Pancho raises the glass and says, "Because tonight, Mi Amor,
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return all she could talk about was how sweet and refined the girl
was and how careful we had to be when they came home for Christmas
not to offend her sensibilities. She was really worried about me, I
think, because she hadn't yet quite come to grips with the fact that
I hung out of helicopters with a camera and traveled with an all
male camera crew for a living. When they arrived for Christmas my
mother-in-law had a large reception for them and everything went
well until she ask her new daughter in-law how their trip to the
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The gang leader defiantly said, "F**k God."

Father Murphy winced. "You're risking God's wrath by breaking His
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The gang leader said, "F**k God's laws. You name one,
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The priest said, "Do you really mean that?"

The gang leader turned to his buddies and said, "Do I ever go back
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"Well," the priest said, "I know of at least one sin you haven't
committed."

"Yeah? Tell me what it is and I'll do it." Father

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"Wow," Gary said. "I've never seen one like that before."

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Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
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Hold the Presses!

BJ: Do you have the new paper?

Katie: Sure do right here!

BJ: Great. I hear you finally have a sports page.

Katie: Yes we do. Rudy wrote it all. He is not great with the
teams yet but he is working on it.

BJ: That's okay. Let me read it and compare it to my paper. My
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apart and burys them." a bit harsh but I get the idea. My paper
says OU squashes Texas A&M, your papers says OU takes Texas A&M and
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How does Rudy do basketball? My paper says the Thunder loses another
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Rudy: Yeah pops!

BJ: I think your sports column needs to be toned down a bit.

Rudy: Nah, I am into shock talk. I want to rev it up.

BJ: O help me... help me please.

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