THE POSTMAN'S CORNER! Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you don't have a leg to stand on.  Now you can own a piece of history! Celebrate the victorious election of our 44th President of the United States, America's first African American Commander, with the commemorative plate from the American Historic Society. The Historic Victory Plate is a priceless work of art featuring the triumphant President-Elect surrounded by the American flag and spectacular fireworks celebration. This first collectors issue plate celebrates with the inscription "Change Has Come" scripted in 22K Gold text. The back displays the seal of the American Historic Society and documents the historic electoral and popular vote totals on Election Day. http://www.thepostm  Get a FREE* Silver Motorola® Razr V3m The Motorola RAZR V3m offers the ultimate combination of brains, beauty and best of all - your favorite tunes! 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No Pills, No Patches, No Potions... just results! http://www.thepostm Good morning postman fans! This is why American manufacturing is in the dumper! The reason magnificent plants like this one cannot be built in the US...UAW - United Auto Workers (Union). This is the main reason companies outsource to foreign countries... Ford Assembly Plant in Brazil...... Interesting ...It will help you understand the "de-mise" of the 'Big Three Auto buildres in the US of A...This is a video of a new Ford plant in Brazil . One look at this and you will be able to tell why there will probably never be another one built in the USA . It will also point out why more assembly plants will go offshore. http://www.tinyurl. and.. pay attention to the last few words ( after 3:00). It says a lot! I know that there are a lot of demands on your money and resources especially, this holiday. But lets not forget our troops. I encourage all postman fans to support them with the USO. Help em call home for the holidays...  Our troops in Iraq and Afghanistan are thousands of miles from home: lonely, exhausted, aching to hear the sound of a loved one's voice. Your gift now can help the USO send thousands of prepaid phone cards overseas, so that husbands, wives, and sweethearts, Moms, Dads, and their kids can share a few precious moments for free. http://www.thepostm We do hope you enjoy today's issue! Cordially Martin aka the postman THE COMICS oops-uh oh http://www.thepostm when headbangers grow up http://www.thepostm the canary died http://www.thepostm doggie wedding http://www.thepostm a centerfold girl http://www.thepostm internet research http://www.thepostm too much time online http://www.thepostm Merry Christmas http://www.thepostm don't drink and drive http://www.thepostm put that thing away! http://www.thepostm bad cell phone call http://www.thepostm a shark shagging a whale http://www.thepostm Me and "the war department" at the Honda dealer:)  POWER POINT DISPLAYS Bos- we got a leak http://www.thepostm strange beauty http://www.thepostm ____________ INTERESTING STUFF california fires ceiling prank http://www.thepostm photo compilation http://www.thepostm Matt went into Doc Steven's office for his annual checkup, and the Doc asked if there was anything unusual he should know about. That left it pretty wide open, so he told the Doc that he found it real strange how his suit must have shrunk just sitting in his closet because it didn't fit when he went to get ready for a wedding recently. The Doc said, "Suits don't shrink just sittin' there. You probably just put on a few pounds, Matt." "That's just it, Doc, I know I haven't gained a single pound since the last time I wore it." "Well, then," said Doc, "You must have a case of Furniture Disease." "What in the world is Furniture Disease?" "Furniture Disease is when you reach that stage in life when your chest starts sliding down into your drawers." ____________ Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane He turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.' The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it Slowly and said to Obama, 'What would you like to talk About?' 'Oh, I don't know,' said Obama. 'How about What Changes I Should Make To America?' and he smiles. 'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But Let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer All eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?' Obama, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, Thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.' To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel Qualified to change America when you don't know shit ? ____________ An important and very well publicized murder trial was soon to begin.In preparation for the trial, the tiresome jury selection processtook place, each side hotly contesting and dismissing potential jurors. One prospective juror, Dan, was called for his question session. He was asked, "Property holder?" Dan replied, "Yes, I am, Your Honor." Then he was asked, "Married or single?" Dan responded, "Married for twenty years, Your Honor." Then the judge asked, "Formed or expressed an opinion?" Dan stated with certainty, "Not in twenty years, Your Honor." ____________ Top Ten Things Only Women Understand 10. Why it's good to have five pairs of black shoes. 9. The difference between cream, ivory, and off-white. 8. Crying can be fun. 7. Fat clothes. 6. A salad, diet drink, and a hot fudge sundae make a balanced lunch. 5. Discovering a designer dress on the clearance rack can be considered a peak life experience. 4. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made. 3. A good man might be hard to find, but a good hairdresser is next to impossible. 2. Why a phone call between two women never lasts under ten minutes. 1. Other women! ____________ Two police officers respond to a crime scene behind a grocery store. The homicide detective is already there." What happened?" asks the first officer. "Male, about twenty-five, covered in Raisin Bran and dead as a doornail." "Good grief," says the second officer. "Didn't we have one covered in Frosted Flakes yesterday? And Captain Crunch last week?" "You're right. I'm afraid," said the detective as he took a drag from his cigar, "this is the work of a cereal killer." Buffalo Bill Unromantic http://www.buffalos THAT'S ALL FOLKS Have a nice day! FROM: Martin aka the postman |
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