THE POSTMAN' CORNER If you sometimes feel a little useless, offended or depressed,Always remember that YOU were the fastest and most victorious little sperm out of millions!  Get Your Free Healthy Thanksgiving Recipe eBook Get delicious and healthy ideas for Thanksgiving dinner. http://www.thepostm  Another Great Product from Mighty Putty This is not a glue but a flexible bonding agent that grabs adheres and interlocks the fibers of virtually any fabric for a permanent repair! Sewing takes forever but with Mighty mendit just apply, touch and mend! Pillows, comforters, curtains, you name it. Mighty Mendit - Does it All! It's the Fast Easy Way to Mend, Hem & Wear it Again No More Sewing - Mighty Mendit is a flexible bonding agent that permanently mends fabrics with just a touch Save Money - Don't buy new. 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How about a FREE $500 Sears(R) Holiday Gift Card to shop for name-brand merchandise in apparel, jewelry, home goods, electronics and more! http://www.thepostm Good morning postman fans! It is good to be back home! Thanks to all who said a prayer for me for surgery on my ear. It was a little more complicated than originally planned, but seems to have turned out well. A 2 hour outpatient surgery changed to a decision to keep me in for 24 hour observation. The doctors thought that would be wise because of the issues I have with my lungs and risk of pneumonia. To make a long story short, "The war department" brought me home last night. Please be patient with me as we get back underway. Time will tell as my ear heals, hopefully my hearing will be better! Oh and BTW, there are two great gift ideas that I want you to notice, first is the mighty mend it product that is offered as on tv. Its excellent. Also, if you have a collectors buff, or kids who love toy trucks, take advantage of that 2 for the price of one deal! We do hope you enjoy today's issue! Cordially Martin aka the postman The Simpsons http://www.thepostm Alternative energy http://www.thepostm Cable makes everything faster http://www.thepostm something to eat http://www.thepostm let me see that http://www.thepostm the senate meeting http://www.thepostm one hundred movies in five minutes http://www.thepostm play free games http://www.thepostm how smart are you? http://www.thepostm cheese puffs Recipe resource http://www.thepostm POWER POINT DISPLAYS all men are the same http://www.thepostm tips for a beautiful life http://www.thepostm such a beautiful story http://www.thepostm The cabaret piano man was playing in an intimate and dimly lit club. He couldn't help but notice a couple locked in a passionate embrace on a love seat right in front of the piano. They were rather distracting, but finally they came up for air long enough to make a breathless request. "Uh, could you play 'After the Lovin'?'""Sure thing," agreed the piano player."Just let me know when you're through." ____________ Bernie was unfortunate enough to be hit by a 10 ton truck and landed up in hospital in intensive care. His best friend Morris came to visit him. Bernie struggles to tell Morris, "My wife Sadie visits me three times a day. She's so good to me. Every day, she reads to me at the bedside." "What does she read?" "My life insurance policy ____________ Paddy calls Easyjet to book a flight. The operator asks 'How many people are flying with you?' Paddy replies 'I don't know! Its your f***ing plane!!' ____________ Paddy takes his new wife to bed on their wedding night. She undresses & Lies on the bed spread-eagled & says 'You know what I want don't you?' 'Yeah,' says Paddy. 'The whole friggin bed by the looks of it!' ____________ Pauly and Maury were in the bar, and Pauly said, "My wife drives me to drink." Maury said, "You're lucky. I had to get a cab over here." ____________ Two old ladies were sitting on a park bench complaining about their husbands. "My husband's losing his mind," one lady said. "Last week he went out and spent $400 for a waterbed." "That sounds exciting," the other lady said. "Exciting, hell," the first old lady said. "The way my husband's thing has been reacting the last few years, that waterbed might as well be the Dead Sea." ____________ The sign said eight items or less. So I changed my name to Les. I went to a 7-11 and asked for a 2x4 and a box of 3x5's. The clerk said, ten-four. My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted. ____________ BUFFALO Bill back door Laying and egg http://www.buffalos FUN PAGES from Lorraine Obama Irish Song is Smash Hit http://tinyurl. New Obama Girl http://tinyurl. 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Mighty Mendit really works! I got mine online at Harriet Carter.
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