THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
The difference between stupidity and genius
is that genius has its limits
Albert Einstein
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
A real husband is a woman's best friend.
He will never stand her up and never let her
down. He will reassure her when she feels
insecure and comfort her after a bad day.
He will inspire her to do things she never
thought she could do; to live without fear
and forget regret. He will enable her to express
her deepest emotions and give in to her
most intimate desires. He will make sure
she always feels as though she's the most
beautiful woman in the room and will enable
her to be the most confident, sexy,
seductive, invincible ...No wait...
I'm thinking of tequila
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
wife swap
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life in the fast lane
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q032.html
forget it
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truly epic
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islamic portrait studio
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don't worry
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q036.html
a bombers marrital problems
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q037.html
through the years
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q038.html
portrait
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q039.html
toilet talk
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q040.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
RECORD 41.3 MILLION PEOPLE ON FOOD STAMPS 9-15-2010
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stress
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/200.html
the bug zapper
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/201.html
watch this
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/202.html
bicycles
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/203.html
bulldozer
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/204.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
big girls
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the greatest
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd421.html
friends
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd422.html
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Do you know what happened 160 years ago this fall,
Back in 1850 ?
California became a state
The people had no electricity.
The state had no money.
Almost everyone spoke Spanish.
There were gunfights in the streets.
...
So basically nothing has changed except then the
women had real tits and the men didn't hold hands.
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These two guys had both just gone through ugly divorces
and they swore they would never have anything to do
with women again. They were best friends and they
decided to move up to Alaska as far north as they could
go and never look at a woman again.
They got up there and went into a trader's store and told
him, "Give us enough supplies to last two men for one year."
The trader got the gear together and on top of each one's
supplies he laid a board with a hole in it with fur around the hole.
The guys asked "What's that board for?"
The trader said, "Well, where you're going there are no
women and you might need this."
They said, "No way! We've sworn off women for life! Women
are nothing but trouble."
The trader said, "Well, take the boards with you, and if
you don't use them I'll refund your money next year.
"Okay," they said and left.
The following year this guy came into the trader's store and said
"Give me enough supplies to last one man for one year."
The trader said "Weren't you in here last year with a partner?"
"Yeah" said the guy.
"Where is he?" asked the trader.
"I shot him." said the guy.
"Why?"
"I caught him in bed with my board!"
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The science teacher was discussing insects in her biology
class for the kids. She said, "Moths always fly with their
legs apart. Can anybody tell me why?"
Some of the students looked at each other in a state of total confusion.
Then, Johnny raised his hand. When called upon, he said,
"Miss, have you ever seen the SIZE of moth balls?"
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One day, three unemployed factory workers heard that a
large food company was enlarging and needed more staff,
so they went downtown to see if they could get themselves
a job. After filling out their applications, each one was
interviewed and each one managed to get hired.
As they were waiting to be assigned their new duties, a
foreman came by and spoke to the hiring boss. The foreman
told the boss that he didn't think it was such a good idea,
as one of the workers had snapped for no apparent reason at his last job.
Also a second was said to have had cracked up after severe
mental stress.The third, he believed was their father, who
he felt was a bit odd, but he couldn't put his finger on it.
The hiring boss reassured the foreman and said that they would
start on something easy and, after a week, the company would
re-assess them to see if they would be kept on. The foreman
reluctantly agreed and asked the boss where he thought they should start.
The boss replied, "Why not take them and put them in our Cereal
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Two men are in the doctor's office waiting to get vasectomies.
A nurse comes in and asks the men to strip and put on their
medical gowns while they wait for the doctor.
A few minutes later, she comes back, reaches under one man's
gown and begins to masturbate him. Shocked, he asks, "What the
hell are you doing?"
She replies, "We have to vacate the sperm from your system to
have a clean procedure." Not wanting to cause a problem, the man
relaxes and enjoys it as she completes her task.
The second man watches all of this and, by the time the nurse
turns to him, he is quite ready for his turn. To his surprise,
she drops to her knees, opens her lips and begins to give him a blow job.
The first man, surprised too, asks, "Hey! What is this? Why is
it that I get a hand job and he gets blow job?"
The nurse says, "That, my dear sir, is the difference between
Obamacare and private health insurance."
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BUFFALO BILL
Beer Fridge
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Best Video
http://www.buffaloschips.com/9262.htm
Big Screen TV
http://www.buffaloschips.com/9263.htm
Bike Meets Post
http://www.buffaloschips.com/9264.htm
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FUN PAGES
Time Racing
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Track Star
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41905&s=n
Fast N Furious
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41613&s=n
Elegantly Dressed Woman
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=5963&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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