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Okay, let me catch my breathe while I type this because you're not
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and if you're interested in knowing what it is then read below, but
you'll need to hurry because you may only have a few minutes to take
advantage of this:
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AVG Anti-Virus Free Edition 2011
Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
Ok so it isn't bad weather outside. Fifties during the days is quite
normal until just before Halloween and then we get that first dump of
snow and there aren't many costumes that look good with insulated
underwear on except maybe Darth Vader as you can even use a
ski mask with that one. Here is a little more about where we live.
10 Coldest Cities in U.S.--
1. Fairbanks, AK, averages 26.7 F (-2.9 C)
2. Anchorage, AK, averages 36.2 F (2.3 C)
3. Gunnison, CO, averages 37.3 F (2.9 C)
4. International Falls, MN, averages 37.4 F (3 C)
5. Duluth, MN, averages 39.1 F (3.9 C)
6. Caribou, ME, averages 39.2 F (4 C)
7. Butte, MT, averages 39.5 F (4.2 C)
8. Sault. Ste. Marie, MI, averages 40.1 F (4.5 C)
9. Grand Forks, ND, averages 40.3 F (4.6 C)
10. Alamosa, CO, averages 40.8 F (4.9 C)
Top snowiest U.S. cities
LOCATION AMOUNT
1. Blue Canyon, Calif. 240.3
2. Marquette, Mich. 141.0
3. Sault Ste. Marie, Mich. 117.4
4. Syracuse, N.Y. 115.6
5. Caribou, Maine 111.6
6. Mount Shasta, Calif. 104.9
7. Lander, Wyo. 100.4 15.
8. Flagstaff, Ariz. 100.3
9. Sexton Summit, Ore. 97.8
10. Muskegon, Mich. 96.1
*Valdez, Alaska 326.0
When you live in one of the top ten snowiest or coldest cities
in the country you don't desire to be at the top of the lists. It is
always good to be able to look in the paper and say, " I'm
glad I don't live in Minnesota or Alaska." You also get to snicker
when the New York snow belt people complain about blizzards
because they get their blizzards when it's 30 degrees outside,
not when it's 40 below.
Enjoy the chips.... buffalo
1. Fairbanks, AK, averages 26.7 F (-2.9 C)
2. Anchorage, AK, averages 36.2 F (2.3 C)
3. Gunnison, CO, averages 37.3 F (2.9 C)
4. International Falls, MN, averages 37.4 F (3 C)
5. Duluth, MN, averages 39.1 F (3.9 C)
6. Caribou, ME, averages 39.2 F (4 C)
7. Butte, MT, averages 39.5 F (4.2 C)
8. Sault. Ste. Marie, MI, averages 40.1 F (4.5 C)
9. Grand Forks, ND, averages 40.3 F (4.6 C)
10. Alamosa, CO, averages 40.8 F (4.9 C)
Top snowiest U.S. cities
LOCATION AMOUNT
1. Blue Canyon, Calif. 240.3
2. Marquette, Mich. 141.0
3. Sault Ste. Marie, Mich. 117.4
4. Syracuse, N.Y. 115.6
5. Caribou, Maine 111.6
6. Mount Shasta, Calif. 104.9
7. Lander, Wyo. 100.4 15.
8. Flagstaff, Ariz. 100.3
9. Sexton Summit, Ore. 97.8
10. Muskegon, Mich. 96.1
*Valdez, Alaska 326.0
When you live in one of the top ten snowiest or coldest cities
in the country you don't desire to be at the top of the lists. It is
always good to be able to look in the paper and say, " I'm
glad I don't live in Minnesota or Alaska." You also get to snicker
when the New York snow belt people complain about blizzards
because they get their blizzards when it's 30 degrees outside,
not when it's 40 below.
Enjoy the chips.... buffalo
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Jewish Home to visit her old friend.
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Mrs. Murphy said, "Don't be holdin' back, Mrs. Cohen, how do you like
it here?"
Mrs. Cohen went on and on about the wonderful food, the facility and
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Little Johnny and his pal Billy were walking in the park when they
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Mrs. Murphy and Mrs. Cohen had been long time close friends. But,
being old-fashioned, each went to a retirement home of her own
respective religion. It was not long before Mrs. Murphy felt very
lonesome for Mrs. Cohen, so one day she asked to be driven to the
Jewish Home to visit her old friend.
When she arrived she was greeted with open arms, hugs, and kisses.
Mrs. Murphy said, "Don't be holdin' back, Mrs. Cohen, how do you like
it here?"
Mrs. Cohen went on and on about the wonderful food, the facility and
the caretakers. Then, with a twinkle in her eye, she said, "But the
best thing is that I now have a boyfriend."
Mrs. Murphy said, "Now isn't that wonderful! Tell me all about it."
Mrs. Cohen said, "After lunch we go up to my room and sit on the edge
of the bed. I let him touch me on the top, and then on the bottom,
and then we sing Jewish songs."
Mrs. Murphy said, "For sure it's a blessing. I'm so glad for you, Mrs. Cohen"
Mrs. Cohen said, "And how is it with you, Mrs. Murphy?"
Mrs. Murphy said it was also wonderful at her new facility, and that
she also had a boyfriend. Mrs. Cohen said, "Good for you! So what do
you do?"
Mrs. Murphy says, "We also go up to my room after lunch and sit on
the edge of the bed. I let him touch me on top, and then I let him
touch me down below."
Mrs. Cohen said, "Yes? And then?"
Mrs. Murphy said, "Well, since we don't know any Jewish songs, we
just have sex."
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Little Johnny Chips
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Little Johnny and his pal Billy were walking in the park when they
passed three ladies eating bananas on a bench. "Howdy ladies,"
Little Johnny said as he passed three women. "Do you know them?" Billy asked.
"No," Little Johnny replied, "I've never met the nun, the prostitute
or the bride we just passed."
"How in the world did you know all that about them ladies?" asked Billy.
"That's easy. The nun ate the banana by holding it one hand and used
the fingers of the other hand to properly break the banana into small
pieces."
"The prostitute," he continued, "grabbed the banana with both hands
and crammed the whole thing into her mouth."
"That's pretty impressive!" Billy exclaimed. "But how did you know
the third was a newlywed?"
"Oh, that was the easiest," explained Little Johnny, "She was the one
who held the banana with one hand and pushed her head toward it with
the other."
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- No foreplay.
2. Can't hail a cab.
- Impotent.
3. Insists on going to a brand new restaurant.
- Prefers virgins.
4. Insists on going to a brand new restaurant, but gets lost on the
way.
- He is a virgin.
5. Wants to go to a French Restaurant.
- Will swallow.
6. Takes too long deciding what to order.
- Has trouble reaching orgasm.
7. Insists on ordering for you, saying, "The lady will have..."
- Thinks you had an orgasm when you didn't.
8. Asks for "the usual"
- Insists on missionary position only.
9. Asks what the specials are.
- Will want you to use handcuffs.
10. Fills up on bread and crackers.
- Premature ejaculator.
11. Drinks decaf.
- Fakes orgasms.
12. Asks for detailed descriptions of desserts.
- Needs you to talk dirty during sex.
13. Credit card is refused.
- Low sperm count.
14. Under tips waiter.
- Small penis.
15. Uses toothpick.
- Is trying to tell you size isn't everything.
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Frog Chips
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One fine sunny morning, the priest took a walk in the local forest.
He had been walking by the small stream when he noticed a sad, sad
looking frog sitting on a toadstool.
"What's wrong with you?" said the priest.
"Well," said the frog, "the reason I am so sad on this fine day is
because I wasn't always a frog."
"Really!" said the priest. "Can you explain!"
"Once upon a time I was an 11 year old Choir boy at the local
church.
I too was walking through this forest when I was confronted by the
wicked witch of the forest. 'Let me pass!' I yelled, but to no
avail.
She called me a cheeky little boy and with a flash of her wand,
turned me into this frog you see before you."
"That's an incredible story" said the priest. "Is there no way of
reversing this spell that the witch has cast upon you?."
"Yes" said the frog, "It is said, that if a nice kind person would
pick me up, take me home, give me food & Warmth and with a good
nights sleep, I would wake up a boy once again."
"Today's your lucky day!" said the priest, and picked up the frog
and
took him home. The priest gave the frog lots of food, placed him by
the fire and at bedtime put the frog on the pillow beside him. When
the priest awoke, he saw the 11-year-old Choirboy beside him in bed,
"And that Your Honour, is the case for the Defense....... "
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The Magnavox Penis: Smart. Very Smart.
The Life Call Penis: Its fallen and it can't get up.
The American Express Penis: Don't leave home without it.
The Tootsie Roll Pop Penis: How many licks DOES it take...?
The M & M Penis: Melts in your mouth, not in your hand.
The Lucky Charms Penis: It's magically delicious.
The Energizer Penis: It keeps going and going...
The Right Guard Penis: Anything less is uncivilized.
The Campbells Soup Penis: Mmm mmm good.
The Kix Penis: Kid tested, mother approved.
The McDonald's Penis: Over 8 billion served.
The Ragu Penis: Comes out chunkier than the rest.
The All-State Penis: You're in good hands.
The 7-Up Penis: The UN-penis.
The Barq's Penis: The one with bite.
The Beef Penis: It's what's for dinner.
The Bud Lite Penis: Great Taste, Less Filling.
The Twizzler Penis: It makes mouths happy.
The Starburst Penis: The juice is loose.
The Timex Penis: Takes a lickin' and keeps on...
The Burger King Penis: Have it your way.
The Wendy's Penis: Where's the beef?
The Lay's Penis: Betcha can't eat just one.
The Little Ceaser's Penis: Penis!! Penis!!
The Bounty Penis: The quicker picker-upper.
The Domino's Pizza Penis: Deliver's in 30 min or less.
The Rice Krispies Penis: What does your penis say to you?
The Extra Penis: Lasts an extra extra long time.
The Charmin Penis: Dont squeeze the penis!
The Windows ME Penis: If you ask it to do too much, it'll crash.
The Virginia Slims Penis: You've come a long way, baby.
The Secret Penis: Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
The Sanka Penis: Good to the last drop.
The Payday Penis: Its almost totally nuts!
The Yellow Pages Penis: Let your fingers do the walkin'.
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Dating Chips
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The trick to successful dating is learning how to interpret the
hidden
signs, those tiny give away gestures that can tell you so much about
a
person. Train yourself to recognize these key "signs."
1. Man gets in car without opening door for woman.
- No foreplay.
2. Can't hail a cab.
- Impotent.
3. Insists on going to a brand new restaurant.
- Prefers virgins.
4. Insists on going to a brand new restaurant, but gets lost on the
way.
- He is a virgin.
5. Wants to go to a French Restaurant.
- Will swallow.
6. Takes too long deciding what to order.
- Has trouble reaching orgasm.
7. Insists on ordering for you, saying, "The lady will have..."
- Thinks you had an orgasm when you didn't.
8. Asks for "the usual"
- Insists on missionary position only.
9. Asks what the specials are.
- Will want you to use handcuffs.
10. Fills up on bread and crackers.
- Premature ejaculator.
11. Drinks decaf.
- Fakes orgasms.
12. Asks for detailed descriptions of desserts.
- Needs you to talk dirty during sex.
13. Credit card is refused.
- Low sperm count.
14. Under tips waiter.
- Small penis.
15. Uses toothpick.
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One fine sunny morning, the priest took a walk in the local forest.
He had been walking by the small stream when he noticed a sad, sad
looking frog sitting on a toadstool.
"What's wrong with you?" said the priest.
"Well," said the frog, "the reason I am so sad on this fine day is
because I wasn't always a frog."
"Really!" said the priest. "Can you explain!"
"Once upon a time I was an 11 year old Choir boy at the local
church.
I too was walking through this forest when I was confronted by the
wicked witch of the forest. 'Let me pass!' I yelled, but to no
avail.
She called me a cheeky little boy and with a flash of her wand,
turned me into this frog you see before you."
"That's an incredible story" said the priest. "Is there no way of
reversing this spell that the witch has cast upon you?."
"Yes" said the frog, "It is said, that if a nice kind person would
pick me up, take me home, give me food & Warmth and with a good
nights sleep, I would wake up a boy once again."
"Today's your lucky day!" said the priest, and picked up the frog
and
took him home. The priest gave the frog lots of food, placed him by
the fire and at bedtime put the frog on the pillow beside him. When
the priest awoke, he saw the 11-year-old Choirboy beside him in bed,
"And that Your Honour, is the case for the Defense....... "
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Which Penis Do You Have?
The Excedrin Penis: It's thhhhiiiiiisssss big.
The Snickers Penis: It satisfies you.
The Magnavox Penis: Smart. Very Smart.
The Life Call Penis: Its fallen and it can't get up.
The American Express Penis: Don't leave home without it.
The Tootsie Roll Pop Penis: How many licks DOES it take...?
The M & M Penis: Melts in your mouth, not in your hand.
The Lucky Charms Penis: It's magically delicious.
The Energizer Penis: It keeps going and going...
The Right Guard Penis: Anything less is uncivilized.
The Campbells Soup Penis: Mmm mmm good.
The Kix Penis: Kid tested, mother approved.
The McDonald's Penis: Over 8 billion served.
The Ragu Penis: Comes out chunkier than the rest.
The All-State Penis: You're in good hands.
The 7-Up Penis: The UN-penis.
The Barq's Penis: The one with bite.
The Beef Penis: It's what's for dinner.
The Bud Lite Penis: Great Taste, Less Filling.
The Twizzler Penis: It makes mouths happy.
The Starburst Penis: The juice is loose.
The Timex Penis: Takes a lickin' and keeps on...
The Burger King Penis: Have it your way.
The Wendy's Penis: Where's the beef?
The Lay's Penis: Betcha can't eat just one.
The Little Ceaser's Penis: Penis!! Penis!!
The Bounty Penis: The quicker picker-upper.
The Domino's Pizza Penis: Deliver's in 30 min or less.
The Rice Krispies Penis: What does your penis say to you?
The Extra Penis: Lasts an extra extra long time.
The Charmin Penis: Dont squeeze the penis!
The Windows ME Penis: If you ask it to do too much, it'll crash.
The Virginia Slims Penis: You've come a long way, baby.
The Secret Penis: Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
The Sanka Penis: Good to the last drop.
The Payday Penis: Its almost totally nuts!
The Yellow Pages Penis: Let your fingers do the walkin'.
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http://silverandgoldandthee.net/Misc_files/B/Ho.html
Brother Bob's Poems Of The Week:
Alternate to Halloween
http://www.reflectionsofsouthbreeze.com/Pages/Fall_Fun.htm
Teddy Bear Friends
http://www.carolspoetry.com/tbf.html
Aww Animals #5
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Okay, everyone is telling me that I'm an insane millionaire who must
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especially on Thankgiving of all days, but I don't care anymore
because I think it's just the right thing to do.
Okay, let me catch my breathe while I type this because you're not
going to believe this...First off, thank you so much for taking a
minute to read this, my name is Justin Blake, and I'm a millionaire
that was dared to do something insane tonight and tomorrow morning,
and if you're interested in knowing what it is then read below, but
you'll need to hurry because you may only have a few minutes to take
advantage of this:
As part of an insane marketing test, I'm giving away my Online
Business Kit, but I'm only giving it away this today and tomorrow
morning.....so you need to get your copy today if you want one.
Press here to get your copy:
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Printable Mazes
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NETBASICS
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man! NO ONE BUT YOURSELF TO BLAME!!!
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Doggie Zone
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Kitty Korner
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Mrs. Drac shortly after her wedding
Was forced to wash all of her bedding
Seems she'd been a virgin
And Drac was no surgeon
So there'd been a bit of blood letting.
(By Gary Hallock)
There once was a husky young Viking
Whose sexual prowess was striking.
Every time he got hot
He would scour the twat
Of some girl that might be to his liking.
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Instant Justice Mega Mix
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Iraqi Speed Bump
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Irish Beer
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Islamic Stripper
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Gun Control Witness
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Gunslinger
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Half Time Show
http://www.buffaloschips.com/gvbfdf.htm
Hammer Guy
http://www.buffaloschips.com/gcfdff.htm
Happy Penguin
http://www.buffaloschips.com/gdreree.htm
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Big Chips
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
This guy goes into a whore house and gives the lady at the front
desk
$500 and tells her that he wants a woman that can handle him. She
replies, go down the hall and its the second door on the right. He
does and just as they get started she starts screaming from the
pain.
He then marches back to the front desk and tell the woman that he
said he wanted a woman that could handle him. She says, ok go down
the hall and its the third door on the left. He does and once again
the woman starts screaming just as they get started. Then he goes
back to the front desk and she says I know I know you want a women
that can handle you. She says, ok ok this time go all the way down
the hall and down the stairs, there won't be any lights so just feel
around till you hit something wet and stick it in. He does this and
just as they get started nothing happens there isn't any screaming.
Well he thinks, finally, this could work. As he gets into it he
shouts "Oh yea, talk to me baby". She replies "MOOOOOO"!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Toon Chips
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Almost done
http://www.buffaloschips.com/o2.htm
Almost there
http://www.buffaloschips.com/2o0.htm
Alone
http://www.buffaloschips.com/4tt.htm
Men And Women
http://www.buffaloschips.com/we4f.htm
New Medal
http://www.buffaloschips.com/234d.htm
American
http://www.buffaloschips.com/3ier.htm
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Superfood Recipes For Diabetics
Are you a Diabetic, struggling with your diet? These Superfoods have
been specially selected to help you beat Diabetes.
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Limerick Chips
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Mrs. Drac shortly after her wedding
Was forced to wash all of her bedding
Seems she'd been a virgin
And Drac was no surgeon
So there'd been a bit of blood letting.
(By Gary Hallock)
There once was a husky young Viking
Whose sexual prowess was striking.
Every time he got hot
He would scour the twat
Of some girl that might be to his liking.
There was a young man from Montrose
Who could diddle himself with his toes.
He did it so neat
He fell in love with his feet,
And christened them Myrtle and Rose.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Auto warranty no obligation quote.
Get the extra protection you and your family need on
the road right here:
Cover most vehicle with less than 125,000 miles and
less than 10 years old.
Also includes:
- 24-Hour Roadside Assistance
- Car Rental Benefits.
- Trip Interruption Benefit.
- Extended Towing Benefits
Go here for details:
http://buffaloschips.com/autowa
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Parting Chips
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A man walks into a bar and looks depressed. The bartender comes over
and, with a great show of compassion, gives him a beer on the house.
"Something bothering you, pal?" the bartender asks. "The wife and I
had a fight," the man said, "She doesn't like it when I say the word,
'bitch.'"
"Why is that?"
"She thinks I need to learn her mother's real name."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The YoshiBlade is made from diamond hard Zirconium Oxide, which is
40% stronger than steel.
This new ceramic knife is guaranteed to stay sharp for life. This
will be the last knife you will
ever need to buy.
Limited time offer so act now.
Click the link below for more information:
http://buffaloschips.com/yobl
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Katie's Komfort Kolumn - Written By BJ Cassady
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1898
Dawn, Sherry and Peanuts
Later the group arrive at the concert hall…
Diana: Okay, remember to stay close. I have the tickets.
BJ: Yes, it is Sandi and Katie with me and Val and Rudy with Diana.
After everyone is inside….
BJ: Diana, I thought Rudy and Val were with you?
Diana: They are, they are right behind me… hey, where did they go?
BJ: They were behind you until you got into the building.
Diana: Where is Katie?
BJ: Sandi is here, I do not know where Katie is. What happened?
Diana: We walked right by a food court.
BJ: That's were Val and Rudy are.
Back at the food court..
Rudy: I will have four hot dogs please.
Val: I want two large pizzas.
BJ: Cancel those orders, you two come with me.
Rudy: Busted!
Diana: There is Katie selling her Banjo CD's.
BJ: Grab her while we can.
To be continued
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