THE POSTMAN'S CORNER~!!!
To choose fear, to say, "I won't take that risk because
I might lose," is to prevent ourselves from ever winning.
~Gertrude Stein
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
If there is one ingredient in which adds warmth and love to our lives ...
It is friendship.
If there is one relationship to help us through all the others ...
It is friendship.
Friends surround us with the beauty of their caring.
With friends we can share what we see, what we feel and what we love.
Friends help us with our problems because they listen.
And as they listen we begin to hear the language of our own hearts.
With friends we can walk along the remembered paths of our lives
And completely share our experiences.
With friends we can work the soil of forgotten dreams
That needed to be tended and nurtured once again.
With friends we can plant the seed of our hearts new dreams.
We can always return to a friend like going back to a special place ...
And find the same warm feeling unchanged by time or distance.
Life gives us friends so we can share the precious times and memorable moments.
of being children, and teenagers, and adults, and parents, and grandparents.
Life gives us friends so we can share the growing up ...
And growing down and old.
With friends we have a place to go to be accepted and understood.
Together we can laugh.Together we can cry.
Our thoughts are heard, our feelings are held in the heart of a friend.
With friends our lives are made more full, more rich,
More open, beautiful and blessed!
Thank you for being my friend!!
We do hope you enojy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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I have a new UPS driver. I have requested daily UPS pick-ups.
If you get anything from me from UPS,
Please just send it back. I'm running out of stuff to send.
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THE COMICS
my teeth
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/r038.html
I need more
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/r039.html
presumed missing
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/r030.html
growing
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/r031.html
its been a while
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/r032.html
we care
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/r033.html
its possible
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/r034.html
happy birthday
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/r035.html
wide open
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/r036.html
spread eagle
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/r037.html
a woman's work
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/r040.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Am Funniest Home Video-Kid and President's Legacy.mpg
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/233.html
polishing a statue
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/234.html
the cat and the bowl
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/235.html
the pool
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/236.html
you wish he had said that
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/237.html
Blair and Bush
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/238.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
textile crisis
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd438.html
a refresher course on firearms
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd439.html
incredible performance
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd440.html
This guy goes to the doctor and complains of constant
fatigue.The doctor examines him and says "I can find
absolutely nothing wrong with you. Everything seems
in normal working order, but I wonder how often you're
making love to your wife."
"About 3-4 times a day, doctor."
"Well, that may explain it. You must be 'hot to trot,'
as they say."
"I guess so, doctor, but then there's the maid. She gets
really upset if I don't come to her room every night."
"Hmmm, well, aside from your wife and the maid, anything else?"
"Uh, yes. To be honest, I have to see my mistress several
times a week, and then there's the gardener's wife who
likes me to make love to her while her husband is busy
planting flowers.
"Is that all?"
"Uh, no, doctor, you see, there's the young chauffeur,
whom I can't pay very much, so I have to accommodate
him several times a week."
"My word!" says the doctor, "your wife, the maid, your mistress,
the gardener's wife, the chauffeur... and you wonder why
you're tired! Well, there's your answer."
"Thank God," says the guy, "I was afraid that I was
jerking off too much."
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An important politician was seen moving around with a
film actress for a couple of months, with whom he finally
decided to plunge into matrimony.
But being cautious, he hired a private detective for the
job of looking into her past and finding out if she had
any previous affairs with any men.
After a few days, the politician at last received his
detective's report, which went like this:
"Sir, this lady has a spotless reputation. Her past is
clear, her family and friends all come from a very
respectable background. No one has anything against her
character. But yes, according to my sources, for the last
couple of months she's been frequently seen flirting with a
politician with a dubious reputation."
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A cleaning lady was applying for a new position. When asked
why she left her last employment, she replied, "Yes, Sir,
they paid good wages, but it was the most ridiculous place I
ever worked. They played a game called Bridge, and last night
a lot of folks were there.
As I was about to bring in the refreshments, I heard a man
say, "Lay down and let's see what you've got."
Another man said, "I've got strength but no length."
Another man says to the lady, "Take your hand off my trick!"
I pretty near dropped dead just then, when the lady answered,
"You jumped me twice when you didn't have the strength for
one raise."Another lady was talking about protecting her honor and two
other ladies were talking and one said, "Now it's time for
me to play with your husband and you can play with mine."
Well, I just got my hat and coat and as I was leaving, I hope
to die if one of them didn't say, "Well, I guess we'll go home
now. This is the last rubber."
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A little girl came running into the house bawling her
eyes out and cradling her hand: "Mummy, quick! Get
me a glass of cider!" she wailed.
"Why do you want a glass of cider?" asked her mom.
"I cut my hand on a thorn, and I want the pain to go away!"
Confused, but weary of the child's whining, the mother
obliged and poured her a glass of cider. The little girl
immediately dunked her hand in it.
"Ouch! It still hurts! This cider doesn't work!" she whined.
"What are you talking about?" asked her increasingly
perplexed parent, "What ever made you think that
cider would ease your pain?"
"Well, I overheard my big sister say that whenever she
gets a pr/ck in her hand, she can't wait to get it in cider."
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BUFFALO BILL
It Looked Like A Parking Space
http://www.buffaloschips.com/gssjak.htm
Kind So Flunky
http://www.buffaloschips.com/ghsjskla.htm
7 Wonders Of The World
http://www.buffaloschips.com/gfsgfagh.htm
ABC Banner
http://www.buffaloschips.com/012101.htm
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FUN PAGES
Fairy Town
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41706&s=n
Blue Lobster
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41430&s=n
I Worked At Night
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=6540&s=n
Paper Airplane Guinness Record
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42160&s=n
Lion Eat Lion
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41380&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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