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Forgetter Be Forgotten?
My forgetter's getting better,
But my rememberer is broke
To you that may seem funny
But, to me, that is no joke
For when I'm 'here' I'm wondering
If I really should be 'there'
And, when I try to think it through,
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Oft times I walk into a room,
Say 'what am I here for?'
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A zero, is my score.
At times I put something away
Where it is safe, but, Gee!
The person it is safest from
Is, generally, me!
When shopping I may see someone,
Say 'Hi' and have a chat,
Then, when the person walks away
I ask myself, 'who the hell was that?
Yes, my forgetter's getting better
While my rememberer is broke,
And it's driving me plumb crazy
And that isn't any joke.
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1895
Reflections Of….
The doggies were perfect this weekend, no problems at all….well
except when the doggies greeted me and Rudy jumped up and
scratched my arm and made it bleed. They were perfect….Well
other than when we left the house Saturday for five hours and even
though Rudy was outside longer than the other doggies, and I had
to beg him to come inside, he did a number two in the house while
we were gone, the doggies were perfect…. well except for Val, when
she escaped from the backyard early saturday morning and came
back into the house and puked up on Diana's bed, then puked up
on my bed … the doggies were perfect…well except for when we were
in a time crunch and were headed for the peckham town reunion
and I was going to take Katie and I had the leash and she saw it in
our backyard and she climbed the fence and escaped and ran all the
way downtown.
Finally after running for about three or four miles, exhausted and
thirsty she decide to go for a car ride…other than that the doggies
were perfect… well except when Val decided to try and carry to large
food bowl and dumped the food all over the floor, they were perfect….
except when they wrestled and knocked over the large water bowl
(which holds maybe a gallon of water)…and it flooded the floor, they were
perfect. Dad's home, let's play!!!
Notice the lack of Sandi's name in these escapades. She was outside
once. All I had to do was get a leash. When she saw the leash, she
immediately sat down and waited for me to walk up to her
and attach the leash.. Good girl.
The herd
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