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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
Microsoft has another update available consisting of two patches
that are important and a huge update called Microsoft Live Essentials
that updates Messenger, Moviemaker, Live Mail, and other add-ons
that is optional. It is about 150 megabytes for the full download and
if you are short on room or don't use a lot of the additional functions
you may want to choose the option to only install updates for products
you use.
Was talking about uptakes yesterday and although they were cool up
in the island structure, down closer to the fire rooms they were over
120 degrees and dusty, dark, and noisy and I found a real good use
for them. When you had zone inspections to check for cleanliness
and readiness of damage control gear, you were never inspected
by your own officers. If you got inspectors from Air Dept or one of
the other topside Departments I would take them to the uptakes first
and get them tired and dirty before they got down to the machinery
spaces. The reasoning was if someone reported the uptakes were dusty,
no one cared but if your machinery or work areas were reported as dirty
you would get the Chief Engineer in your face when he got the report.
I have to admit there were officers that did their jobs no matter how
dirty it was.
Have a great weekend .... buffalo
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Short Chips
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A couple had been split up for about six months, but still remained good
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building. One day the man slipped on the ice and broke his arm. He met his
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A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn Vol 1904
Back Home in Guthrie Diana is back home with the dogs and the results are
amazing.
Rudy: Home . I love it. I get to run and play in the front yard.
Val: Yeah, it is so much fun.
Sandi: I just want to sleep with Daddy.
Katie: You all can go home. I love having father to myself.
Sandi: Growl..
Katie: Just kidding.love to have you here..come inside I have made some tea.
Rudy: Ouch, I have forgotten how bad the stairs are. My tisms are acting up.
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