THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
VALUE HAS VALUE ONLY IF ITS VALUE IS VALUED
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Imagine life as a game in which you are juggling
some five balls in the air.
They are Work, Family, Health, Friends and Spirit and
you're keeping all of these in the air.
You will soon understand that Work is a rubber ball.
If you drop it, it will bounce back.
But the other four balls –
Family,
Health,
Friends and
Spirit -
are made of glass.
If you dropped one of these;
they will be irrevocably scuffed, marked, nicked,
damaged or even shattered.
They will never be the same.
You must understand and strive for it.
Work effectively during office hours and leave on time.
Give the required time to your family, friends & proper rest.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
midlife
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t041.html
your doing it wrong
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t042.html
multiple fractures
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t043.html
unique
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t044.html
gimme my pickle
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t045.html
batteries
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t046.html
hey diddle diddle
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t047.html
you bastard
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t048.html
I'm gay
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t049.html
bad dog
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t050.html
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Seniors in the work place
LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Western Spaghetti by PES
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/322.html
say no to dirt
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/323.html
works every time
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/324.html
look cool
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/325.html
a chick and a vibrator
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/326.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
3 carrier groups
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd481.html
caught in a moment
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd482.html
a hot chick
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd483.html
Two guys were walking down the street one day
when they came across a small pair of gym shorts
on the ground. They decided to put a sign up on
the church bulletin board so the rightful owner
could claim them.The first one starts to write
out the sign, "FOUND: one pair ofboys gym shorts..."
"Hold on," says the second, "Those are girls gym shorts."
"No they're not," says the first, "They're boys shorts!"
The second grabs them from him and takes a closer
look, "No, no... Definitely girls gym shorts!"
The two of them are inspecting the shorts in turns
and arguing. "Boys shorts!", "No, girls shorts!",
"Definitely boys shorts!".... and so on.
The local priest is walking past as the two men
argue and can't help but ask them what the
commotion is all about. The first guy tells the priest,
and asks him if he could sort out the argument.
The priest takes the shorts, has a good long sniff,
and after pondering for a few moments he looks at the
two men and says:
"Definitely boys shorts!......... but not from my parish!"
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Two gay men decide to have a baby.
They mix their sperm together and have a surrogate
mother artificially inseminated with it.
When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital.
A dozen babies are in the ward, eleven of whom are
crying and screaming.Over in the corner, one baby is
smiling serenely.A nurse comes by, and to the delight
of the gay fathers, she points out the happy child as theirs.
"Isn't it wonderful?" one gay says to the other.
"All these unhappy babies .... and yet our baby is so happy.
This just proves the superiority of gay love!"
The nurse says, "Oh sure, he's happy now, but just watch
what happens when I pull the thermometer out of his ass !"
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A little old lady on vacation took a stroll through
the woods. Suddenly a little white duck, all covered
with poop, crossed her path. "Oh, dear," the lady
said, "come on, I'll clean you!"She took a Kleenex
from her purse and whipped the duck clean. After
finishing, she urged the duck away saying,
"Be careful next time!"The walked on and another duck
with poop all over it crossed her way. Again she took
out a Kleenex and cleaned the little duck. She warned
this one as well and the duck took off. Soon after,
she encountered a third duck with the same problem.
"Now I've had it!" she whined, "What have you all been
doing?" And for the third time she played Florence
Nightingale and tended to the duck.
She continued her stroll when suddenly she heard a
voice from the bushes."Hey, you, lady!" shouted Little
Johnny, sounding in some distress.
"Yes?" she replied.
"Do you have a Kleenex?" Little Johnny asked.
"No, not anymore," she answered, "I've just used them all."
"Too bad. I guess I'll just have to find another duck,"
replied Little Johnny.
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An Amish woman was driving her buggy to town when a highway
patrol officer stopped her.
"I'm not going to cite you," said the officer. "I just
wanted to warn you that the reflector on the back of your
buggy is broken and it could be dangerous."
"I thank thee," replied the Amish lady. "I shall have my
husband repair it as soon as I return home."
"Also," said the officer, "I noticed one of your reins to
your horse is wrapped around his testicles. Some people
might consider this cruelty to animals so you should have
your husband check that too."
"Again I thank thee. I shall have my husband check this
when I get home." True to her word, when the Amish lady
got home, she told her husband about the broken reflector.
He said he would put a new one on immediately.
"Also," said the Amish woman, "the policeman said there
was something wrong with the emergency brake."
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A guy, a sheep, and a dog were survivors of a terrible
shipwreck and they found themselves stranded on a desert island.
After being there awhile, they got into the habit of going
to the beach every evening to watch the sun go down. One
particular evening, the sky was red with beautiful cirrus
clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle; a perfect night
for romance. As they sat there, the sheep started looking
better and better to the man. Soon, he leaned over to the
sheep and put his arm around it.
The dog got jealous, growling fiercely until the man took
his arm from around the sheep. After that, the three of
them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there
was no more cuddling.A few weeks passed by, and lo and
behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor
was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful woman the
guy had ever seen. She was in a pretty bad way when they
rescued her, and they slowly nursed her back to health.
When the young maiden was well enough, they introduced
her to their evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful
evening, red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze;
perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the guy started
to get "those feelings" again. He fought them as long as he
could, but he finally gave in, cautiously leaned over to
the young woman, and whispered in her ear... "Would you
mind taking the dog for a walk?"
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BUFFALO BILL
Aaaaahhhhh!
http://www.buffaloschips.com/90906.htm
Advise for the Dimocraps
http://www.buffaloschips.com/90907.htm
Airline Pilot of the year
http://www.buffaloschips.com/90908.htm
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FUN PAGES
Must Wash Hands
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41409&s=n
A Race Across the Paper Cosmos
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42159&s=n
Men Are Like a Fine Wine
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=5621&s=n
Motorcycle Sounds
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=38548&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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