THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
The difference between stupidity and genius
is that genius has its limits.
Albert Einstein
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
While discussing the upcoming Universal Health Care
Program with my friend the other day, I think we
have found the solution. I am sure you have heard
the ideas that if you're a senior you need to
suck it up and give up the idea that you need
any health care. A new hip? Unheard of. We
simply can't afford to take care of you anymore.
You don't need any medications for your high blood
pressure, diabetes, heart problems, etc. Let's take
care of the young people. After all, they will be
ruling the world very soon. So here is the solution.
When you turn 70, you get a gun and 4 bullets.
You are allowed to shoot 2 senators and 2 congressmen.
Of course, you will be sent to prison where you will
get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head and all the
health care you need! New teeth, great! Need
glasses, no problem. New hip, knee, kidney, lung,
heart? Well bring it on. And who will be paying for
all of this. The same government that just told
you that you are too old for health care. And, since you
are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income tax.
And if we all do our part we can end up in the same
prison and have one heck of a social life.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
save the whales
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/r020.html
the clover field
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/r021.html
the chickens
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/r022.html
username
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/r023.html
we were on the rug
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/r024.html
the kkk
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/r025.html
whoops
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/r026.html
take a chance
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/r027.html
how to keep a man from staring at your breasts
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/r028.html
hi neighbor
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/r029.html
presumed dead
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/r030.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
I've got a crush on you
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/229.html
burger
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/230.html
maid service
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/231.html
home/prison
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/232.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
World war 2
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd436.html
Animals
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd437.html
The line at the Department of Motor Vehicles inched
along for almost an hour until a man finally got his
license. He inspected his photo for a moment and commented
to the clerk, "I was standing in line so long, I ended up
looking pretty grouchy in this picture."
The clerk looked at his picture and reassured him, "It's
okay. That's how you're going to look when the cops pull
you over, anyway."
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Q: What does a 9 volt battery and a woman's asshole have in common ??
A: You know it's wrong but sooner or later you are going to touch
it with your tongue!!
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An elderly and not overly smart man took his very much younger date to
see a movie. Instead of watching the movie though, they are kissing,
hugging and fondling each other. As things are getting more heated by
the moment the man's very expensive toupee gets knocked off.
Of course, right away he starts trying to find it and in the dark, his
hand accidentally gets in under his date's dress.
She, feeling quite aroused by all the kissing and such, breathes into
his ear "That's it........that's it!". The man thinks for a second and
then replies, "Hell, it couldn't be!
I had mine parted on the side! "
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Jill goes to the doctor. After examining her thoroughly, the
doctor is perplexed. "I'm not sure what it is," he said. "You
either have a bad cold or you're pregnant."
"Oh," says Jill, "I must be pregnant --I don't know anyone who
could have given me a cold."
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Two blonde gals went together to play the slot machines at the
casino. Each agreed that when her allotted money was gone, she
would go to the front of the casino and sit on the bench to wait
for the other.Trixie quickly lost all her money and went to sit
on the bench. She waited and waited. After what seemed an eternity,
she finally saw Patty coming toward her, carrying this huge sack of coins.
"Hey, Trixie," said Patty, "how'd you do?"
"Not very good," came the reply. "I've been waiting here for hours."
Patty said, "You should have been with me... Did I ever find a Good
machine! It's way in the back. Come! I'll show it to you... You can't
lose! Ever time you put a dollar in, you win four quarters!"
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There were two guys in the Army. One day one of the guys gets a letter
from his mother and after reading it becomes very sad. His friend (the
other guy) asked him what was wrong. The first guy responded by handing
him the letter. So the second guy reads that his friends mother had
written that the first guy's girlfriend was in bed with
arthritus. "Well" The friend said to the first guy... "That's not so
bad..." The first guy turns to him and says "Yea, That's what you
think. I know those Ritous boys and Art is the worst one!"
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BUFFALO BILL
Midgey
http://www.buffaloschips.com/abjhuh.htm
Momma Is Santa
http://www.buffaloschips.com/agfrtt.htm
Morning Peepers
http://www.buffaloschips.com/adfgff.htm
Moshonov
http://www.buffaloschips.com/afgftt.htm
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FUN PAGES
Guns n Angel
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41895&s=n
Fastest Firefly
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41423&s=n
UFO Rescue
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=37219&s=n
Cooking Dash
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41692&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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