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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
Speaking of man overboard reminds me of a story from the first
WestPac cruise I made in 1973. We had a pair of brothers onboard,
one who worked in Engineering and the other was an Airedale. About
a day out of Hawaii the Airedale brother disappeared. After going
through numerous man overboard drills and searches not only of
the water but also the ship, the ship continued on it's way to the
Philippines
as they were in a hurry to get to Yankee Station and get some combat pay
before Nixon ordered the bombing halted. The disappearance of the sailor
was extremely suspicious as he had been scheduled to go to Captain's
Mast the next day for a stunt he had pulled in San Diego and expected to
lose his ID and be restricted to ship for most of the cruise. If you got 45
days
restriction, it could only be served in port and you spent 2/3 rds of your
time
at sea, it was going to be a long stay on ship away from beer and women.
He had told his buddies that he intended to be one of the first on the beach
when we hit the Philippines for a three day stay and that if he made it to
the
beach he had no intention of coming back.
Since the missing sailor's brother was an engineer, we caught the brunt of
the searches but as the ship approached the Philippines no one had even
caught of him and many wondered if he had actually went overboard.
He was hiding in one of the uptake spaces and a few people were sneaking
food and water to him. The uptakes are the compartments leading from
giant vents on the side of the island structure all the way down to the
boilers.
Although they were noisy and poorly lighted they were comfortable, like
being in a tropical breeze. The master-at-arms, armed with photos, spotted
him in the center of the liberty group waiting for the brows to be put
across
to the ship and arrested him. Not only did he miss his reunion with his
girlfriend,
but he was shipped back to the states to the Red Line brig in San Diego to
await court-martial.
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introductions.
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BJ goes into a café with his friend Bubba and sits at a booth.
Bubba is fully aware that about BJ and his dogs and that Diana had
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An elderly couple is sitting behind them in the next booth.
BJ: What a night.
Bubba: What do you mean?
BJ: Well Katherine and I have been alone for a while and she got
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Bubba: I am sure she adjusted to that.
BJ: She would have if Sandi hadn't been there. Sandi could not
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Bubba: I am sure she missed you that's all.
BJ: Yeah, and I missed her to.
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BJ: Sandi on my left, Katie on my right and Val was all over me.
Bubba: Oh I had almost forgotten about Val. How is she doing?
BJ: Oh, she is so full of energy. As soon as I come home she is all over
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Bubba: Where did your wife sleep?
BJ: On the couch. There wasn't any room for her in the King-sized bed.
Bubba: Did the girls scratch your arm?
BJ: Yeah they get carried away sometimes. They need their nails trimmed.
Val likes to bite a lot to.
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The old man stands up and shouts: Yes, power to the male species as the
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Bubba: I wonder what their problem is?
BJ: Don't know. I think they just need a dog.
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