THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Don't close the barn door
after the horse runs away
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FAnS!
Its getting very difficult to sit down to
dinner these days. Always seems like there is
an interupption. What I am talking about?
The phone rings just
as you have sat down with a fork and you look
at caller id and it says "unknown caller id"
Yep, its election time and its another one of
those automated political statements. It doesn't
matter. bothe sides are doing it. Everything here
in this state from the governors office all the
way down to the city "dog catcher". Gets a little
tiresome don't it? Nobody has anything good to say
about anything. And all they are interesested in
is putting the other person down. Maybe, according
to them, I shouldn't vote for any body.
Hmm. not such a bad idea.
We do hope you enjoy today's isue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
count me out
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respect
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???
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I'm so proud
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TATOO
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express lane
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how am I doing?
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damn
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give a man a jelly bean
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s009.html
cherry cobbler
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s010.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
the elk and the buffalo
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the big man is back
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/256.html
accupuntcture
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/257.html
testing airbags
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Axe commercial
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/259.html
confused
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
Camilla
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new patents
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd451.html
click on "read only"
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Nadine: I've decided to throw myself at that gorgeous
new man at the health club.
Jill: Hmmm, I heard that he prefers women who play hard to get.
Nadine: Honey, I'm not playing. I mean business.
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A couple just started their Lamaze class and they were
given an activity requiring the husband to wear a bag
of sand - to give him an idea of what it feels like to
be pregnant. The husband stood up and shrugged saying,
"This doesn't feel so bad."
The instructor then dropped a pen and asked the husband to pick it up.
"You want me to pick up the pen as if I were pregnant,
the way my wife would do it?" the husband asked.
"Exactly," replied the instructor.
To the delight of the other husbands, he turned to his
wife and said, "Honey, pick up that pen for me."
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An elderly spinster called the lawyer's office and told the
receptionist she wanted to see the lawyer about having a
will prepared. The receptionist suggested they set up an
appointment for a convenient time for the spinster to come
into the office.
The woman replied, "You must understand, I've lived alone
all my life, I rarely see anyone, and I don't like to go out.
Would it be possible for the lawyer to come to my house?"
The receptionist checked with the attorney who agreed and he
went to the spinster's home for the meeting to discuss her
estate and the will. The lawyer's first question was, "Would
you please tell me what you have in assets and how you'd like
them to be distributed under your will?"
She replied, "Besides the furniture and accessories you see
here, I have $40,000 in my savings account at the bank."
"Tell me," the lawyer asked, "how would you like the $40,000
to be distributed?"
The spinster said, "Well, as I've told you, I've lived a
reclusive life, people have hardly ever noticed me, so I'd
like them to notice when I pass on. I'd like to provide
$35,000 for my funeral."
The lawyer remarked, "Well, for $35,000 you will be able to
have a funeral that will certainly be noticed and will leave
a lasting impression on anyone who may not have taken much
note of you! But tell me," he continued, "what would you like
to do with the remaining $5,000?"
The spinster replied, "As you know, I've never married, I've
lived alone almost my entire life, and in fact I've never
slept with a man. Before I die, I'd like you to use the $5,000
to arrange for a man to sleep with me."
"This is a very unusual request," the lawyer said, adding,
"but I'll see what I can do to arrange it and get back to you."
That evening, the lawyer was at home telling his wife about
the eccentric spinster and her weird request. After thinking
about how much she could do around the house with $5,000,
and with a bit of coaxing, she got her husband to agree to
provide the service himself.
She said, "I'll drive you over tomorrow morning, and wait in
the car until you're finished." The next morning, she drove
him to the spinster's house and waited while he went into the
house. She waited for over an hour, but her husband didn't come
out. So she blew the car horn.
Shortly, the upstairs bedroom window opened, the lawyer
stuck his head out and yelled, "Pick me up tomorrow! She's
going to let the County bury her!"
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A young virgin marries a Greek man and before the wedding her father
tells her that, being Greek, her husband may ask her to turn
the other way in bed one day, but that she doesn't have to do
it if she doesn't want to. Sure enough, after a couple of months,
her husband asks her to turn over and she says,
"No, my father said I don't have to do this."
Her husband says "OK, that's fine by me, but I thought you
wanted children."
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BUFFALO BILL
Wild Crashes
http://www.buffaloschips.com/7821.htm
Wireless Headset
http://www.buffaloschips.com/7822.htm
Women Fights Robber
http://www.buffaloschips.com/7823.htm
Women President
http://www.buffaloschips.com/7824.htm
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FUN PAGES
Bomberman Game
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Moon Rider
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Track Star
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A Blonde In Serious Touble
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THAT"S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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