THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
You can't change the past,
But you can ruin the present
By worrying over the future !
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS
I found one show on tv that I happen
to enjoy. I mean, obviously, everyone knows that
the two greatest tv shows of all time are Cops,
and Cheaters. But aside from that, have you ever
watched "Swamp people"? It is one of the new reality
shows - and folks hunting alligators down
in the swamps of Loiusianna. But its much more. The
episodes follow 3 father son teams. Takes
2 people for the hunt. One to drive the boat, and
one to fire the kill shot. But the action is not what
makes the show interesting. It catches my interest
because the show follows 3 different father son
teams and the challenges of daily living that a
father grows through trying to raise a family.
Seems like life don't change much whether I live
here in Michigan, or down south in Loiusianna.
Any dad would be able to relate to it. It also
talks about the challenges a Cajun from Loiusianna
has in living off the land. Having grown up on
the farm, while we didn't necessarily live off the
land like the Cajun, we did eek out a living from it,
and that's another reason to like a show about people in this
rough and tumble show. Tune in and watch it some time.
you will be glad you did.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
farts
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dildos for less
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in her dreams
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Elm St Church
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regulations
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disappointed
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my computer
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what I charge
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chicken lifestyle
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sure I could do better...
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
X-Ray Van Sees Through Homes
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dog vs cat
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female drivers
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castlemaine
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dog and cat
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Car Bra TV Commercial - Hagerty
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
hot chix
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Daddy's empty chair
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the three morals
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"Mr. Chilton," the analyst said, "I think this
will be your last visit."
"Does that mean I'm cured?" he asked.
"For all practical purposes, yes," she said. "I think we can
safely say that your kleptomania is now under control. You
haven't stolen anything in two years, and you seem to know
where the kleptomania came from."
"Well, that's terrific, Doctor. Before I go, I'd like to tell you
something. Although our relationship is strictly professional, it's
been one of the most rewarding of my life. I wish I could do
something to repay you for helping me."
"You've paid my fee," the doctor said. "That's the only
responsibility you have."
"I know," Chilton said. "But isn't there some personal favor I
could do for you?"
"Well," the doctor said, "I'll tell you what. If you ever suffer a
relapse, my son could use a nice portable color television."
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A young man fell in love with a very lovely young lady.
Unfortunately she did not return the feeling.
In desperation he went and visited a group of witches to
ask for a love potion. He approached the local witch group
and asked for a love potion to slip to the reluctant lass.
They informed him that they no longer provided such an item.
It was highly unethical to administer a potion to someone
without her permission. They did have an alternate solution.
They sold him a bottle of small white pellets. He was to bury
one in her yard every night at midnight for a month, until they
were all gone. He returned to the witches six weeks later,
excited and thankful. He and the young lady were to wed in a month.
He was ecstatic and wanted to know how the spell had worked.
The witches explained, "Nothin' says lovin' like something from the
coven, and pills buried says it best!"
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A kind-hearted fellow was walking through Central Park in New York
and was astonished to see an old man, fishing rod in hand, fishing
over a beautiful bed of lilies.
"Tsk Tsk!" said the passerby to himself. "What a sad sight. That
poor old man is fishing over a bed of flowers. I'll see if I can help."
So the kind fellow walked up to the old man and asked, "What are you
doing, my friend?"
"Fishin', sir."
"Fishin', eh. Well how would you like to come have a drink with me?"
The old man stood put his rod away and followed the kind stranger
to the corner bar. He ordered a large glass of beer and a fine cigar.
His host, the kind fellow, felt good about helping the old man, and
he asked, "Tell me, old friend, how many did you catch this morning?"
The old fellow took a long drag on the cigar, blew a careful smoke
ring and replied, "You are the sixth today, sir!"
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It was about a month ago when a man in Amsterdam felt that he
needed to confess, so went to his priest:
"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. During WWII I hid a
refugee in my attic."
"Well," answered the priest, "that's not a sin."
"But I made him agree to pay me 20 Gulden for every week he stayed."
"I admit that wasn't good, but you did it for a good cause."
"Oh, thank you, Father; that eases my mind. I have one more question..."
"What is that, my son?"
"Do I have to tell him the war is over?"
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The Polish were upset because of their bad reputation. A group
of them got together and approached a conference of Americans,
Germans, and Japanese and asked for help on this matter.
An American replied, "You must do something so the world will
respect you. The Japanese are known for their technology and
the Germans are known for their resourcefulness. We Americans
have had respect since we helped win the World War against the
other two. See, you need to do something world- famous."
A German added, "Yes, he's right. Why don't you find a place
in this world in need of a bridge that no one has dared build,
build it, come back to us, and we will help publicize it."
With that, the Polish set off to build their bridge. They
designed it and worked six months and finally completed it.
They then went back to report it to the group. The bridge was a
beautiful bridge but it had one flaw: it was erected in the middle
of the Sahara Desert.
An American said, "No, no. See, that is why you have your
reputation. There is no need for a bridge in the middle of the
desert. Now go and dismantle it, and find a more strategicspot
to erect it."The Polish returned to the conference in two weeks.
One of the Japanese said, "Two weeks! It only took you two weeks
to dismantle that bridge and build a new one??? That is amazing!!"
To which a Polish man replied, "Well, not exactly. When we
returned to the bridge we couldn't dismantle it because there
were all these Italians fishing off it."
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From 20 to 30 if a man live right,
Its once in the morning and twice at night.
From 30 to 40 if he still lives right,
He's missing a morning and sometimes a night.
From 40 to 50, its just now and then.
From 50 to 60, its heavens knows when.
From 60 to 70 he's slightly declined,
But don't let him kid you, its still on his mind!
Friends
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1802
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5700
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Magician Act Followed By Explanation
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FUN PAGES
Drunk Insects
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Doodle God
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42153&s=n
The Tudors
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Tempest Arcade Game
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41561&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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