THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
I love the feeling of the fresh air on my face
and the wind blowing through my hair.
Evel Knievel
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
I am quite impressed. Last night I
managed to sleep for more than 4 hours
in one stretch. That's pretty impressive
for me. Usually if I can drift off for
more than a couple hours at a time, I feel
lucky. The docs say that I have that sleep
apnea thing going on. They gave me one of
those bi pap machine things. Sposta help
the sleep and also my troubles with emphasyma
along the way, too. So far, can't see that
it is doing either one. Gonna tell em to
come out and pick the silly thing up.
Too expensive
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
sharks!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t061.html
at the shoe sale
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t062.html
save your life
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t063.html
alcoholism
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t064.html
have more fun
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t065.html
flowers
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t066.html
off duty
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t067.html
I'm sorry
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t068.html
we decided
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t069.html
for five dollars
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t070.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Bear Gryllis
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/333.html
can you do this?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/334.html
a Louisianna skietter
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/335.html
they all scatter
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/336.html
funny assistant
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/337.html
MISUNDERSTANDING WIFE
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/338.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
scisorring
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd486.html
political cartoons
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd487.html
Go Green
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd488.html
Little Johnny and his 5 year old twin sister were
taking a bath Together. Little Johnny asked, "Mom, why
does Susie have that line between her Legs?" His Mom
replied, "Oh, that's where God anoints all little girls
with His Special golden ax.""Wow" Little Johnny exclaimed.
"Got her right in the cunt."
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A man is stopped by the police at midnight and asked
where he's going."I'm on the way to listen to a lecture
about the effects of alcohol and drug abuse on the human body."
The policeman asks, "Really? And who's going to give a
lecture at this time of night?"
"My wife", he replied.
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Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous.
They are always getting into trouble and their parents know
if any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are
probably involved.The boys' mother heard that a preacher in
town had been successful in disciplining children, so she
asked if he would speak with her boys. The preacher agreed,
but he asked to see them individually.
The mother sent the 8 year old in the morning, with the
older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon. The preacher,
a huge man with a deep booming voice, sat the younger boy down
and asked him sternly, "Do you know where God is, son?"
The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting
there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open.
So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone,
"Where is God?! Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The
preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the
boy's face and bellowed, "WHERE is GOD?!"
The boy screamed & bolted from the room, ran directly home &
dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his
older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"
The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG
trouble this time!" "GOD is missing, and they think WE did it!"
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Two men waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a conversation.
"How'd you die?" the first man asks the second.
"I froze to death," says the second.
"That's awful," says the first man. "How does it feel to freeze to death?"
"It's very uncomfortable at first," says the second man.
"You get the shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and toes.
But eventually, it's a very calm way to go. You get numb and you
kind of drift off, as if you're sleeping. How about you,
how did you die?""I had a heart attack," says the first man.
"You see, I knew my wife was cheating on me, so one day I showed
up at home unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom, and found her
alone, knitting. I ran down to the basement, but no one was
hiding there, either. I ran up to the second floor, but no one
was hiding there either. I ran as fast as I could to the attic,
and just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and died."
The second man shakes his head. "That's so ironic," he says.
"What do you mean?" asks the first man.
"If you had only stopped to look in the freezer, we'd both still be alive."
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BUFFALO BILL
Bush On Global Warming
http://www.buffaloschips.com/1221.htm
Chinook Water
http://www.buffaloschips.com/1251.htm
Circus Monte Carlo
http://www.buffaloschips.com/12.htm
An Unusual Gun
http://www.buffaloschips.com/11.htm
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FUN PAGES
How to Make a Paper Mirage
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42155&s=n
Drunk Insects
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41382&s=n
A Nun Walks Into A Liquor Store
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=5704&s=n
Do Beer, Not Drugs
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=38550&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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