THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
"We do not quit playing because we grow old,
we grow old because we quit playing."
Oliver Wendell Holmes
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
So my buddy talks me into going to this concert,
right? I was not too thrilled by the idea. It
was some no name group I'd never heard of.
I didn't really think it would be worth the
money.
Tickets were expensive.
But I'm glad we got front row seats.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
men
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bummer
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t012.html
tail waggin
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t013.html
30 years
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t014.html
diarrhea
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t015.html
fun at work
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t016.html
oggle
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t017.html
happy birthday
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t018.html
crotch master
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t019.html
a new feature
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t020.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
launching the big ones
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redneck woman
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/305.html
cars for saudi women
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/306.html
tech support
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/307.html
dog n boy
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/308.html
Ford commercial
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/309.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
how much are you willing to pay for sex
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how do you draw a dog
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd473.html
put the glass down
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd474.html
One man comes home from work and can't find his wife.
He is looking for her all over town, calls all her
friends, he publishes her picture in the paper,
but in vain. After two days of searching he returns
home and finds his lost wife sitting in the kitchen
eating a big plate of pasta. "You're alive" he shouts
and covers her with kisses. "I was so worried about
you, where have you been all this time?"
"Five men kidnapped me" replies the woman, "Made me
into their sex slave for a whole week".
"It's horrible my dear" cries the husband, "But wait,
you disappeared only for two days!"
"I know" replies the woman, "I came back for just a
moment to eat something".
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A fellow is getting ready to tee-off on the first hole
when a second fellow approaches and asks
if he can join him. The first says that
he usually plays alone but agrees to
let the second guy join him.
Both are even after the first couple of holes.
The second guy says,
"Say, we're about evenly matched, how about we
play for five bucks a hole?"
The first fellow says that he usually plays alone, and doesn't
like to bet but agrees to the terms. Well, the second
guy wins the rest of the holes. As they're walking off
of the eighteenth hole, and while counting his $80.00,
he confesses that he's the pro at a neighboring
course and likes to pick on suckers.
The first fellow reveals that he's the Parish Priest at the local
Catholic Church. The second fellow gets all flustered and
apologetic, offering to give the priest back his money.
The priest says, "No, no. You won fair and square
and I was foolish to bet with you.
You keep your winnings." The pro says, "Well, is there anything I can do
to make it up to you?"
The priest says, "Well, you could come to Mass on Sunday
and make a donation. Then, if you bring your mother and
father, I'll marry them for you.
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John was in a bar looking very dejected. His friend,
Steve, walked over and asked, "What's wrong?"
"It's my mother-in-law," John replied, while shaking
his head sadly. "I have a real problem with her."
"Cheer up," Steve said. "Everyone has problems with
their mother-in-law."
"Yeah," John answered. "But not everybody gets theirs'
pregnant."
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Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house
ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and
reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the
channels, and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond.
As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash,
the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the
cop and his dog, and then sat down on the steps.
Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find
all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what
do they do? They send me a blind cop..."
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A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks to
his wife about thirty-seven minutes each week.
Well, yeah, I can believe that, I mean just how long does it take to
say "Uh-huh" or "Yes dear" or "I'm sorry" ?
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A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair
and said, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine." The barber
began to lather his face while a woman with the biggest,
firmest, most beautiful breasts that he had ever seen
knelt down and began to shine his shoes.
The cowboy said, "Young lady, you and I should go and spend
some time in a hotel room."
She replied, "I'm married and my husband wouldn't like that.
The cowboy said, "Tell him your working overtime and I'll pay
you the difference."
She said, "You tell him. He is the one shaving you."
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BUFFALO BILL
Anillocompromiso
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Arab
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Baby Boomers Battle
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Beer
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FUN PAGES
Punch Out Game
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The Scruffs
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41794&s=n
Dirt Bike
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41837&s=n
A Race Across the Paper Cosmos
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42159&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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