Adult Adult
Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
I know I have said in the past there was no way I was going to get involved
in Farmville or one of the other games on Facebook but I clicked on
someone's
link yesterday and before I knew what happened I was getting a welcome
notice from them. In the past 24 hours I have been planting crops and
inviting neighbors. I also have adopted a bunch of unusual animals but they
have all been turned into transparent glowing green globs of ectoplasm
because the mystery gifts I received were pranked for Halloween. Now that
I am into it I am surprised at the number of people I know on there that
play.
Oh, and as an added bonus I have all of the farm animals to wake me up
when I start to go to sleep.
I am still full of aches and pains but thanks for your concern and
suggestions.
You all know that it takes a lot to keep me down but it does give me
something
to talk about when I have to stay in the house.
Enjoy the chips.... buffalo
A Newsletter You May Enjoy
Echoes from the Past: A Sagerose Publication
"Free Weekly Newsletter"
"Western History, Sagebrush Inspirations
and Other Things"
http://www.rtconnect.net/~rosiec/news.htm
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Please visit our Sponsor
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Learn A Language in 10 Days
The entire Pimsleur Approach is what language learning should be:
quick, fun, and easy! Many travelers have a hard time translating
while they are on vacation in some of the most beautiful countries.
Dr. Pimsleur designed each lesson as the foundation for the next. In
other words, you'll keep building on what you've previously learned.
Best of all, the Pimsleur course does not waste your time by
cramming grammar down your throat. Learn a new language today and
travel abroad!
17 Languages available.
http://buffaloschips.com/language
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Marine Chips
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Hello may I speak to the Commanding Officer of Fleet Marine Amphibious
Group Six."
"Speaking, how may I help you sir."
"Yea, well good morning. I'm Sheriff Johnny Griffin of Duncan County
Georgia. I'm calling about an unfortunate incident that happened here this
weekend between four of my off-duty deputies and your Gunnery Sergeant John
Anthony Taylor."
"Yes sheriff I am familiar with the incident, how can I help you?"
"Well first I'd lak ta pologize fer four of ma men jumpin on the Gunny lak
that. In all fairness they shouldn't have attackted him lak they did, but
in their defense ah hafta say they had been adrinkin.
Anyway that ain't no excuse. They shouldn't of jumped him lak they did.
Also ah wants ya to know that we all have a great deal of respect fer the
military and had they known he was a Marine, they probably wouldn't jumped
him lak they did. See he was eyeballin Paula the bartender and they didn't
take too kindly to it. They saw his Eagle and glove Marine emblem on his
t-shirt and they just kinda tore into him. Anyways I really regret that it
happened."
"I'm sure you do sherriff."
"Well ah just called to pass on the good news to you and hope that you'll
pass it on to Gunnery Sargeant Tarylor. The good news is that all four of
my deputies.....they's all gonna live.
Jones will have a permanent limp but the doctor says he will eventually walk
again.
Wilcox can talk again since they installed the larynx box and they hope to
be able to pull Markam's nose out of his skull later this week.
They successfully removed the size 13 spit-shined shoe out of Harris' ass
this morning and the doc says within two weeks he'll be able to sit again.
By the way I will be amailing that shoe back to ya."
"I'm glad that they're all recovering so nicely sheriff."
"Yea me too. Me too. Oh could I ask you a favor?"
"Sure sheriff, what is it?"
"Please don't let anymore of your Marines into Paula's beer joint.
I'm down to me and one deputy."
"I'll put if off limits right away sheriff."
"Gunnery Sargeant I just received a report that you were involved in an
"altercation" with four civilians at Paula's Bar in Duncan Georgia this past
Saturday."
"Yes sir, that's correct sir."
"Well along with the report came these pictures, can you explain them to
me."
"Well yes sir, I was sitting drinking my beer talking to the female
bartender when these four guys yelled and charged at me."
"Well would you be kind enough to explain what happened next?"
"Well sir an "altercation" broke out."
"Well Gunny lets start with the first picture here, its marked Mr.
Jones."
"Well sir, he was the first one to come at me, I grabbed him and tried to
hold him as he repeatedly attacked my fist with his face."
"I see, and how did he break his leg?"
"Apparently it was when he flew out the second floor window sir."
"What about photo number two Mr. Duncan it says."
"Sir it appeared to me that Mr. Duncan had severe intestinal gas.
Anyway a vacuum formed in his intestines which caused my foot to rise with
unusual force and lodge itself in his ass , plugging the vacuum that was
emanating from his rectum. He too departed by the same window."
"I see and Mr. Wilcox here."
"Unfortunately Mr. Wilcox swung at me and missed but unfortunately his
forward momentum caused him to trip and the poor fellow fell into my palm
and struck it with the brunt of his neck."
"Ok and Mr. Markum here?"
"Mr. Markum's nose charged my elbow sir."
"Did he manage to successfully engage your elbow with his nose."
"He did sir."
"And how long did this entire incident take Gunny?"
"I would estimate 20 to 30 seconds sir."
"And what did you do when it was over?"
" I finished my beer and continued talking to the bartender sir."
"Thank you Gunnery Sargeant, that will be all."
( They fail to mention though the Gunny was an ex-Navy Seal)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Toon Chips For Those Who Can't Wait
over analyzing
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u008.html
near the ocean
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u009.html
wonder if thats kinda like an std??
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u010.html
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Short Chips
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You should never kiss a canary. You might get canarial disease or you might
get chirpes and there is no tweetment.
Murphy came home plastered for the third night in a row. His wife dragged
him to the window, pointing to the blazing lights of the big distillery in
the distance. "See how big it is?" she said. "They can always make it
faster than you can drink it." "Maybe so," said Murphy, "But I've got 'em
working nights!"
My daughter brought a new boyfriend around. I was a bit worried as he was a
nerdy type, glasses held to gether with tape, pocket full of pens etc. He
also appeared to be wearing shoes designed to make him look taller. I had
to advise her: "Beware of geeks wearing lifts"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Rotoshave - The World's #1 Electric Razor
Rotoshave gives you the closest shave you'll ever get in 90 seconds. With
its patented multi-angled blade technology and curved head design it adjusts
to your shape while giving you a safe and smooth shave.
Offer includes two cartridges, travel case, personal grooming kit and
demonstration DVD.
Get More Info
http://buffaloschips.com/rotosha
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Short Chips
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Dr. Jones completed his examination of the teenage girl and took her mother
aside. "I'm afraid," he said, "that your daughter has syphilis." "Oh, my!"
exclaimed the embarrassed woman. "Tell me, could she possibly have caught
it in a public lavatory?" After giving it a little thought, Dr. Jones
responded, "It's possible," then he added "but it would certainly have been
uncomfortable."
"Larry and Karen are getting a divorce." "You're kidding! I thought they
had so much in common." "Actually, that's the problem. They both like
pussy."
A gay couple is driving along one afternoon, and while stopped at a stop
sign, they are rear ended by a big semi. Furiously, the guy in the
passenger side throws his purse on the seat, gets out of the car, goes back
to the truck and starts banging on the door. The truck driver opens the
door and the gay guy standing there with his hands on his hips says, "I'm
gonna sue your ass, Buddy!" The truck driver laughs and says, "Blow me!" The
gay guy stands there for a second, then his eyes get really big and his face
lights up. He runs back to the car and says excitedly to his lover, "You
won't believe this! He wants to settle out of court!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Bare Lifts - Invisible Bra Support
Bare Lifts is the invisible solution to a naturally perky look. Wear them
with any outfit, dress or swimsuit. They give you proper shape and support
and lasts up to 24 hours. Just place, peel, lift and go - it's that simple.
Bare Lifts works on all cup sizes A-D and you can forget spending hundreds
on specialty bras and lift systems.
Buy 1, Get 1 on us - order today.
Learn More
http://buffaloschips.com/lifts
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Bra Chips
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Mom, can I ask you something?"
"Sure! What about?" replied mother.
"Well, I'm already fourteen and.. I think it's just proper that I
should
own one."
"Own 'one' what?" mother asked suspiciously.
"Could you buy me a push up bra?"
"No."
"But my nipples are already prominent and it catches attention."
"Nope."
"I think it would be just proper at my age..."
"I said no way...!"
"But all of my friends wear.......!"
Morris! How many times must I tell you that bras are for girls!?"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You Sleep. We Search.
Register with Job.com and start waking up to new jobs that match
your dream industry and location right in your email. Registration
is fast, easy and free!
Sign up and start searching for jobs in 3 easy steps:
1. Register and opt-in to receive job alerts in seconds
2. Post your resume
3. Start searching for your Dream Job today!
Find Your Dream Job Now!
http://buffaloschips.com/jobs
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Fairy Chips
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A king, who had three daughters for marriage, made the statement that any
prince in the kingdom who could pass certain tests could marry his choice of
the three. One of the daughters was a blonde, one a brunette, and one a
redhead.
All the princes in the kingdom tried to pass the tests and failed.
One day Prince Charming came up on his white charger and said to the king,
"I understand you have three daughters for marriage." And the king said,
"Yes, if you pass certain tests." So the king explained the tests to him and
Prince Charming went forth into the world.
A year later, he came back and told the king of all the dragons he had
slain, of all the fair maidens he had rescued, and of all the battles had
fought. The king said, "Son, you may have your choice of my daughters for
marriage. Which do you choose?"
Which do you think was his choice?
He chose the king because this really is a fairy tale.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
HIP REPLACEMENT RECALL CENTER
Thousands of Hips have been recalled due to failure!
If you or a loved one have used this product and experienced adverse
effects, you may be eligible for compensation.
Follow here and get a Free Private Case Evaluation:
http://buffaloschips.com/hip
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LynnLynn's Links
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
If You haven't joined LynnLynn's mailing List yet, send a blank
e-mail to LynnLynns-links-subscribe@Yahoogroups.com
*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+
Subscribers and Friends
Melva w/Lead Me Home
http://silverandgoldandthee.net/V/A/Le.html
Can't Take It Anymore
http://www.carolspoetry.com/takeit.html
Maxine On Halloween!
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/maxineonhalloween.html
Halloween Cakes!
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/hcakes.html
*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+
Now It's Your Turn To SCOOP UP some cash.
Wireless companies have accidentally stumbled and "opened up" an
impressive income opportunity to grab during the worst economy we've
seen in over 50 years.
And here's everything they don't want you to know...
http://buffaloschips.com/scoop
*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+
Surfin Surfari
True Ghost Stories and Paranormal Articles Via Sandie
http://www.trueghosttales.com/
All about wood stoves
http://www.woodheat.org/technology/woodstoves.htm
Buffalo Via Day
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo
WPN: World Prayer Network
http://www.worldprayer.org/index.html
Am I A Fireman Yet?
http://www.sonnyradio.com/amiafiremanyet.htm
*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+
Okay, everyone is telling me that I'm an insane millionaire who must
have gone absolutely crazy for doing this today and tomorrow,
especially on Thankgiving of all days, but I don't care anymore
because I think it's just the right thing to do.
Okay, let me catch my breathe while I type this because you're not
going to believe this...First off, thank you so much for taking a
minute to read this, my name is Justin Blake, and I'm a millionaire
that was dared to do something insane tonight and tomorrow morning,
and if you're interested in knowing what it is then read below, but
you'll need to hurry because you may only have a few minutes to take
advantage of this:
As part of an insane marketing test, I'm giving away my Online
Business Kit, but I'm only giving it away this today and tomorrow
morning.....so you need to get your copy today if you want one.
Press here to get your copy:
http://buffaloschips.com/kit
*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+
Tech Talk ( Computers and Web-tv)
HP Drivers
http://welcome.hp.com/country/us/en/support.html
Tandem Tables
http://tandemtables.com/
Snowfall Script
http://www.rewritables.net/snow.htm
*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+
Listen, you will have no one but yourself to blame if you don't go
on an intimate date this weekend with a beautiful single woman or
man! NO ONE BUT YOURSELF TO BLAME!!!
Why will we blame you? Because we are giving away memberships to our
ADULTS ONLY dating community this week....and you can get one right
now for no cost...but we will not be giving them away forever.
PRESS HERE to meet single women or men this week for an intimate
date:
http://buffaloschips.com/date
*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+
Animal World
Doggie Zone
http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_oct2005/AnimalHalloween.htm
Kitty Korner
http://www.plasma2002.com/blenderdefender/
*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+
We understand that you may have accidentally deleted important
documents, pictures, or other various files from your computer that
you thought you could never get back.
Well, we wanted to let you know that you can easily get your deleted
pictures, documents, or files back today using a program called File
R/D.
You can easily try File R/D right now, for no cost, to run a -free-
analysis scan that will allow you to view deleted pictures, files,
documents, etc... Once you have complete the -free- analysis scan
you will be amazed by what you see! In fact, you will even see what
other people have deleted from your computer.
Once the scanning is complete you will have full control over which
files you want to recover.
Press here to run the -free- analysis scan:
http://buffaloschips.com/restore
*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+
Movie Links
Ouch!!
http://www.buffaloschips.com/91906.htm
Recession
http://www.buffaloschips.com/91907.htm
Red State Update
http://www.buffaloschips.com/91908.htm
Singing Monkey
http://www.buffaloschips.com/91909.htm
Uncontrollable Sexual Urges
http://www.buffaloschips.com/91910.htm
What
http://www.buffaloschips.com/91911.htm
Canard
http://www.buffaloschips.com/1231.htm
Candid Camera Russian Style
http://www.buffaloschips.com/1232.htm
Carrier Landing
http://www.buffaloschips.com/1233.htm
Cat
http://www.buffaloschips.com/1234.htm
Cat Bird
http://www.buffaloschips.com/1235.htm
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Stoner Chips
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A Stoner was cruising along in a brand new Cadillac convertible. His
friends stopped him and asked how in the world had got hold of such a good
car.
He explained, "I was sitting on the curb minding my own business, when a
beautiful girl pulls up in this car that you see and asks, 'Want a ride?' So
I got in. We rode far out into the country, and she stopped the car.
We both got out.
'Kiss me' she said.
So I kissed her. Then she disrobed, and stood there in all her feminine
beauty, dressed only in her panties. Holding her arms out towards me she
said, 'You can have anything I've got.' Well I could see that her panties
would never fit me and so I took the car."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Toon Chips
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Faking It
http://www.buffaloschips.com/32152.htm
Tin Can Phone
http://www.buffaloschips.com/32153.htm
Crowded Beach
http://www.buffaloschips.com/32154.htm
Doggie Kisses
http://www.buffaloschips.com/32155.htm
Going To Sleep
http://www.buffaloschips.com/32156.htm
It Fits
http://www.buffaloschips.com/32157.htm
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
BedBug Out - Don't Let the Bedbugs BiteReduce Bedbugs and other pests
in as soon as 2 weeks. Rid your home of pests, dust mites and bedbugs
quick and without harmful chemicals.
View Web Version
http://buffaloschips.com/bedbu
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Limerick Chips
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Let's try it this new way," said Jack
As he winked at the girl in the sack.
She turned and she grunted,
"I should be affronted,
But this time I'm taken aback!"
________________________________
Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep
she thinks they went to Buckingham
but when they were found
they were all gagged and bound
and Little Boy Blue was phucking'em
________________________________
My dental hygienist, Faye Ray,
Said, "Travis, eat pussy each day;
Your gums will be stronger,
Your teeth will last longer,
Coz pussy prevents tooth decay!"
<Snagged by>
Ross
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Fushigi - Magic Gravity Ball
Mesmerize the mind and confuse the senses. Fushigi is an incredible,
therapeutic form of relaxation. The art of maneuvering a clear, reflective
sphere through mind and body isolation and manipulation creates the illusion
that the sphere is moving on its own.
Everyone loves the art of Fushigi.
Learn More
http://buffaloschips.com/fushi
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Parting Chips
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
True Love...
It was the happiest day of my life.
Arrived at the church, husband waiting at the altar,
Walked up the aisle, kissed him on the cheek, smiled.........
And closed the fucking lid
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Do You Have a CuteKid? Check out
http://buffaloschips.com/cutek
The CuteKid of the Year is the world's largest and most respected
professionally judged child and baby photo contest.
Does your kid have what it takes to get spotted? Register for free and enter
the contest to win!
The CuteKid is the largest & most respected baby & child photo
contest & resource for getting your kid into the modeling & talent
business... while awarding great cash prizes.
In the last year alone, CuteKids have worked with Sesame Street,
Wilhelmina Models, the March of Dimes charity, GAP, Parents magazine
& many more thanks to opportunities found on The CuteKid.
CuteKids have been signed to top agencies such as Generation Model
Management & The Campbell Agency by being spotted by carefully screened
agents on the site.
We've partnered with some of the biggest names out there to become a #1
resource for parents with CuteKids.
-Get top modeling advice on The CuteKid from Former Ford agent, model & TV
personality, Judy Goss.
-Expert photo advice from The Nation's Top Child Photographer,
Jade Albert.
-Be seen by our pro industry judges, such as Carrie Haugh, Freelance
Casting for "Sesame Street", Ryan Prescott, Marketing Dir. for
"Carter's", Johnnie Raines, Casting Supervisor for "Supernanny", &
more!
Get into the 2010 CuteKid of the Year contest now giving away over $100,000
in cash and prizes!
http://buffaloschips.com/cutek
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Katie's Komfort Kolumn - Written By BJ Cassady
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Katie's Komfort Kolumn Vol 1906 Affair of the Heart Diana: Everyone in the
van.
Rudy: Where are we going?
BJ: To the Affair of the Heart.
Katie: What is that?
Diana: It comprises about six or seven buildings and has hobby stuff,
holiday things, bling, clothes.
Rudy: Oh gee.just what I need. It's a girl thing.
BJ: Pretty much but there is some stuff there for guys.
Rudy: Like what?
BJ: You get to watch girls, eat food, and check out movies.
Rudy: That's not too bad. Got beer?
BJ: Yep.
Rudy: Okay, count me in.
Sandi: Will you carry my purse Rudy, if I get too much stuff?
The herd <!--.style1 {font-size:x-small}-->
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Adult Adult
*********************************************
Remember 9/11/01
Regarding any problems unsubscribing from this mailing list
In accordance with the 2004 Can-Spam act you can contact me at:
William Brabant
711 Pine Street Apt.1
Sault Ste Marie Michigan 49783
----------------------------------------------------------
No virus found in this incoming message.
Checked by AVG - www.avg.com
Version: 9.0.862 / Virus Database: 271.1.1/3207 - Release Date: 10/19/10
14:34:00
To unsubscribe send a blank e-mail to Buffalos-adult-jokes-unsubscribe@egroups.com
Compilation and narrative copyright 2002 by william Brabant
1 comment:
123.hp.com/setup 7100
Post a Comment