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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1893
Peckham Town Reunion
Diana: Sunday Oct 10th, Peckham is having their 100th town
reunion. They want me to sing and hope we will be there.
BJ: We have to go. I was pretty much raised in that church.
Diana: Let's go. Everyone in the van!
Katie: I remember Peckham. We got to stay in the parsonage
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Diana: Right and the town is so small you could run the streets
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Katie: Sigh, the good ole days.
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Rudy: A-roo!
Val: Maybe they will have some chili.
Rudy: Hush your mouth.
To be continued
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