Adult Adult
Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
Let's see who is having a birthday this month
October
1. Julie Andrews, Mark McGwire, Amy Wilson
2. Sting, Groucho Marx
3. Dave Winfield, Chubby Checker, Stevie Ray Vaughan
4. Tony LaRussa, Alicia Silverstone, Susan Sarandon
5. Grant Hill, Mario Lemieux, Karen Allen, Mamared Rexrode
6. Rebecca Lobo, Britt Ekland, Diana Hughes
7. John Cougar Mellencamp, Bishop Desmond Tutu
8. Jesse Jackson, Chevy Chase, Sigourney Weaver
9. John Lennon, Jackson Browne
10. David Lee Roth, Dave DeBusschere, Tanya Tucker
11. Steve Young, Luke Perry, Eleanor Roosevelt, Joan Yaeger
12. Marion Jones, Luciano Pavarotti, Kirk Cameron
13. Jerry Rice, Paul Simon, Marie Osmond
14. Dwight Eisenhower, Roger Moore, Ralph Lauren
15. Jim Palmer, Lee Iacocca
16. Juan Gonzalez, Angela Lansbury, Orel Hershiser
17. Evel Knievel, Arthur Miller, George Wendt, Pat Rose
18. Martina Navratilova, Mike Ditka, Jean-Claude Van Damme
19. John Lithgow
20. Tom Petty, Mickey Mantle, Virgie Pembleton, Lesley Bilewitz
21. Carrie Fisher, Whitey Ford
22. Jeff Goldblum, Tony Roberts, Christopher Lloyd
23. Michael Crichton, Johnny Carson, Sandra McCall
24. Kevin Kline
25. Pablo Picasso, Pam Suiter
26. Hillary Rodham Clinton, Pat Sajack
27. Dylan Thomas, Theodore Roosevelt, Emily Post, Morgan Dellin
28. Bill Gates, Bruce Jenner, Julia Roberts, Cheryl Anthony
29. Winona Ryder, Richard Dreyfuss, Denis Potvin
30. Grace Slick, John Adams
31. Dan Rather, Jane Pauley
Enjoy the chips .... buffalo
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Johnny's mother entered little Johnny's room and woke him. "Come on
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pleaded, "Ahhh come on mom, just 5 more minutes please!"
She replied, " Ok, 5 more minutes then you get up and shower and
come down stairs for breakfast."
After little Johnny had his shower. His mother heard him crying as
he came down stairs. "Johnny, What's wrong."
"I had my first wet dream"
His mother was a little unsettled with his response. And replied.
"Well that isn't anything to be upset about. It's perfectly natural
and normal. It means you're growing up"
"No mom it isn't that. You don't understand!"
"Well what is it then?"
"When my friends ask me. What I said after my first ejaculation. I'm
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Little Johnny Chips
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Little Johnny does it again
A teacher in New York asked her 6th grade class how many of them
were Obama fans. Not really knowing what an Obama fan was, but
wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands
except for Little Johnny.
The teacher asked Little Johnny why he decided to be Different...
again.
Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not an Obama fan.'
The teacher said, 'Why aren't you an Obama fan?'
Johnny said,'Because I'm a conservative.'
The teacher asked why he's a conservative. Little Johnny answered,
'Well, My Mom's a conservative and my Dad's a conservative, so I'm a
conservative.'
The teacher asks, 'If your Mom was a moron and your Dad was an
idiot, what would that make you?'
With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, 'That would make me an
Obama fan.'
I always liked Little Johnny.
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Short Chips
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My friend Bill is still out there job hunting. He
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He says he never knows which to choose --
He says he really likes to 'F', but he spends most of
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his fingers.
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Random Chips
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A businessman and his secretary, overcome by passion, go to his
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her, "my wife is out of town on a business trip, so there's no
risk." As one thing leads to another, the woman reaches into her
purse and suddenly gasps, "We have to stop! I forgot to bring birth
control!" "No problem," he replies, "I'll get my wife's diaphragm."
After a few minutes of searching, he returns to the bedroom in a
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knew she didn't trust me!"
Prostitute: "I'm not selling sex! Policeman: "Then what are you
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The first thing a blonde learns when she takes driving lessons is
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Meanwhile, back at the oasis, the Arabs were eating their dates.
"I can't believe how much our sex life improved when I started
practicing my
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I remember when 'Palm Pilot' was just a nickname you received upon
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Military Chips
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Soldier: "Sure, buddy."
Officer: "That's no way to address an officer! Now let's try it
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An Air Force Chief Master Sergeant and a General were sitting in the
barbershop. They were both just getting finished with their shaves,
when the barbers reached for some after-shave to slap on their
faces.
The General shouted, "Hey, don't put that stuff on me! My wife will
think I've been in a whorehouse!"
The Chief turned to his barber and said, "Go ahead and put it on. My
wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like."
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"I suppose after you get discharged from the Navy, you'll just be
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Message Chips
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Subliminal Suggestions Warning!
Hi, I'm (your name here). I'd like to (sex) tell you about some
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forefront (I'm your love slave) in the past few years. I'm talking
about subliminal suggestion.
Subliminal suggestion (buy me a car) is a technique in which the
subconscious is made aware of a concept by having it exposed (and a
stereo) to them too fast or in a way the conscious mind can pick
(you want me) up. Thus, the person so suggested (my room ... 8
tonight) finds himself doing something that he ordinarily wouldn't
do (bring grapes and Crisco).
This technique was often seen being used (I'll get the tequila) in
movie theatres, where one frame of a film would have a message like
"Buy the popcorn." (and the condoms). This one frame goes by so fast
the conscious mind can't possibly assimilate it (I am incredibly
flexible), but many believe that the subconscious picks it up and
causes the mind (I really want
you) to act on it.
Does it really (all night is not out of the question) work?
Who knows ... (and we can bring the stuffed animals and the Jello
and the peanut butter and the nylon rope and watch "Three Stooges"
reruns and do things that they'll have to invent new names for when
we're done and then we can sleep for a couple hours and do it all
again). The jury is still out on that one.
Thanks for your time and patience
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Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep
she thinks they went to Buckingham
but when they were found
they were all gagged and bound
and Little Boy Blue was phucking'em
A cock of a fellow named Randall,
Shot sparks like a big Roman candle,
He was much in demand,
For the colors were grand,
But most girls found him too hot to handle.
There was a young woman from Wild,
Who kept herself quite undefiled,
By thinking of Jesus...
Contagious diseases....
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Parting Chips
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A very young couple exhibiting signs of extreme
nervousness timidly approached the check-in
desk of a large Manhattan hotel.
"Good evening, sir," said the official behind the
desk, favoring the young man with a perceptive
wink.
"Suite 16?"
"Oh, no!" the young man responded quickly.
"She's eighteen."
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn - Written By BJ Cassady
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1885
Tanks and Tankards
Diana: Whew, it has been fun, but I am tired and
ready to go home. Time to round up our doggies.
BJ: Katie is over there dancing to the bagpipes and
Sandi is playing the drums. Val is watching. I am
not certain where Rudy is.
Diana: Let's get these three and we will find the Lord
of the Dance.
Soon the five are looking for Rudy.
Sandi: He is not playing with the pipers. The games
are over. I am not certain where he could be.
Val: He said he was a bit thirsty...
Sandi: Oh no!!!!
Sandi dashes off and heads for the large tent where all
the ale is with the others close afoot.
There on a wooden table stretched to his full length laid
Mr Rutherford Randolf Cassady. During his journey he had picked up
a Tam, a scarf, a kilt and a sporin. He was a fully decked out
Celt. A passed out drunken Celt to be sure.
BJ: You guys know the routine.
Sandi: I will grab his feet.
Katie/Val: We will grab his front feet.
Diana: And off to the van. He will sleep it off.
The herd
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